If you couldn't tell, I'm not too serious with this page. If I was, I probably wouldn't have made it.So if you like serious, move on. There's nothing to see here.
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I like to grab a bottle of baby oil, pour it all over my..... I like football and boxing too. But not at the same time. I'm not a multi-tasker unless you consider jerk'n off while sky diving.
People who don't like me for me. And I'd like to meet people that don't fuck their cousins too much. (Once a week is OK, anymore than that, and it's just sick).If you play with yourself all day that's just great. Just don't do it while your baby sitting.As you can see, I have really high standards on who I will hang with.
Amplitude, Corrosion of Conformity, Black Label Society, Brand New Sin, Pumpjack, and that kinda stuff. Oh yeah, don't forget Sabbath, AC/DC and Culture Club.
The only movie I really watch is the video tape of my parents having sex. I found it many years ago but it's still good for motivational purposes. Wow, they are so lazy when they do it. They remind me of polar bears on downers; but then again, who doesn't appreciate a retarted polar bear?
I'll let you in on a little secret. I DON'T READ BOOKS.
Superman would be a hero but I can't respect a guy who wears tights. So, I'd have to say my hero is ....... the "Baby Jesus".