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My Interests


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You are so full of energy, you constantly attract hotties, and you are always the dominant one in the sack. It is very easy for you to approach people because you have so much confidence and you are very forward about your feelings. You are very likely to have lots of sexual partners, (sometimes all at once), and be the most sexually experienced of any of your friends. Sex matches: Gemini, Leo, Sagittarius, pretty much anything with a vagina Take this quiz at QuizUniverse.com

I'd like to meet:

a guy named Bruce or Peter, and a girl named biscut. I'd also like to meet the Incredible Hulk and give him a hammer toe what the fuck that meens i don't know, but don't worry I have an idea, an idea soo smart that my head would blow up if I even began to know what I was talking about.

Music:

westcoast melodic gangsta twist reggae trance tripy hopy

Movies:

ones that are 2 hours 8 min. long

Television:

Trailer Park Boys South Park Family Guy Ali G Borat

Books:

I like books with pictures

Heroes:


RANDOM THINGS YOU MIGHT LIKE TO KNOW... by alwayzhammertime
Name? Nicknames?: Corndog
Birth date?: March 26th
Do you have any siblings? Do you get along with them?: yes one bro one sis, and yes
What are you wearing right now?: matching hoody and sweats. RASTA RICKY
Who do you live with?: Speedoman and his gurly gurl
Do you have any pets?: yes, a bunny
What's your favorite food?: nacho's
Hey slacker, what's your G.P.A.?: fuck you man
What's your major?: major fuckwad
Is your room messy or clean right now?: messy, where my ho's @
What's your favorite alcoholic drink?: doubles
What's your favorite non-alcoholic drink?: power aid
How do you feel about cigarette smoking?: do it kids!!!
If you don't recognize the number on your caller ID, do you answer?: yes
How many speeding tickets have you recieved?: not many
What's your favorite clothing store?: mcdonalds
Do you sleep with a stuffed toy? What is it?: 6 fool blow up penis
When was the last time you were on a diet?: what are those?
Once you're finished with school, what will your profession be?: being good at stuff and things
What is a long term goal of yours? short term?: to kick alot of ass, to just kick a little ass
What is your favorite type of fast food?: milkshake, bring all the boys to the yard
Have you ever truly been in love?: yes, then she said "haha fooled you, i'm a dude!"
Ever cheated on your bf/gf?: well it was an orgy but what happens in Vegas stays in Vegas
What kind of car do you drive?: Oldsmobile, "not my fathers anymore"
Where did you go on your funnest vacation?: Hawaii
What's your favorite holiday?: Fistmass
What is your favorite sport to watch? to play?: Soccer, Tetherball
Where did/will you go for your 21st birthday?: 4th ave tav
Do you usually get ready for class or just wear sweats?: whatever
Would you rather go to a club to dance or a sit-down bar?: hit em both
How many car accidents have you been in? How many were your fault?: 1, rear ended not my fault,
Have you ever tried chewing tobacco?: yes
Who was the last person you spoke on the telephone with?: Santa
Do you chew on the straw?: oh shit yeah.
What are you listening to right now?: the sound of silence
What star/celebrity do most people say you resemble?: Brad Pitt with Ron Jeremy's dick
When was the last time you recieved mail other than junk mail and bills?: yesterday
What brand of tennis shoes do you prefer?: N.S.S. and Roo's
What did you dress up as last Halloween?: like a slut
What brand of shampoo and conditioner do you use?: makes the hair silky and smoooth
Who was the last person you said "I love you" to?: Mom
What do you have on your bedroom walls?: pink floyd tapestery, some tight posters
What was the last movie you saw in the theater? Was it good?: X men 3, yeah, and i got 7 free tickets that night afterwards
About how many friends from high school do you still talk to?: 20
What are you biggest peeves?: those peeves people! man i hate peeves
Are your parents still together?: yeah, aren't i weird!
What is your favorite color?: Red
What sports did you play in high school?: piano
Are you a lover or a fighter?: i'm a fat guy, we dream of sex all day
Do you read the Bible?: in jail i did
Do you like to go camping?: yah, i love it
I know you don't like books, so what is your favorite magazine?: MAXIM
Do you keep a journal?: i write raps
What's your favorite animal?: DOG
When is the last time you puked?: this weekend BLAHHHH
Have you ever broken any bones?: yeah a leg and some knuckles
Can you drive a stick-shift car?: no but i have an auto truck i just bought
Who is your favorite actor/actress?: Jhon Holmes, he lived for the cinema
Do you wear a lot of jewelry?: i guess i do for a guy
What kind of underwear are you wearing right now?: FREE BALLIN'
What cologne/perfume do you wear?: AXE
Wal-Mart or Target?: Fred Meyers
Do you have a boyfriend or girlfriend or major crush? Who is it!?: nope, lots of crush's, and i want to fuck half of my x girlfriends again
What size bed do you have in your room?: medium
What food can you absolutely not stand to eat?: dog food
Are you more like your mom or your dad?: i have a penis so i guess i'm more like my mom
Do you floss your teeth?: yeh
Who is your BFF (best friend forever)?: i have lots of BFF's butt fuckin' friends
How long was your longest relationship?: 3 years off and on
Why did it end?: first she fucked Sled Dog and that was b4 we knew about sharing, then she said it was her or my band, needless to say the SESAME STREET GANGSTERS can't be stopped by a bitch
Do you snore (don't lie!)? Steal the covers? Roll around in your sleep?: lol, i snore like a frieght train and i molest anything and everything in my bed.
Are you outgoing, or do you keep to yourself most of the time?: pretty fucking outgoing
Do you smile with your teeth when getting your picture taken?: yeah, i don't have crank teeth
What is your main ring tone on your phone?: it's like, dah dah dahh. dahhh dah dah dahhh dah dah dah dah. like that kinda
When is the last time you worked out?: last year
Who is your favorite professional athlete?: Ricky
When you were little, what did you want to be when you grew up?: fat
Do you know how to sew?: sorta
About how many pairs of jeans do you own?: 2
Do you like short or long hair on someone of the opposite sex?: i like girls with a jungle down under
Have you ever been to the stripclub?: :)
What was the last shot you took? When was this?: shot of yegger last weekend
What are your bad habits?: light my farts and pee on the seat
Have you ever been fired from a job?: yes, for reals, i've been fired from every job i've ever had except 1
What was the last live sporting event you attended?: a mariners game
Do you consider yourself to be religious?: spiritual
Have you ever ridden in an ambulence?: no
Did you ever wear braces?: no
Are you artistic/creative?: yeah, i'm a musician, and i can cook too
What kind of mood are you in right now?: horny
What time is it?: time to rub one out
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