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Dr. 2X4

It's right above the, you're a piece of shit button.

About Me

To find out about me I'd suggest you pick up your cell phone and ask yourself this simple question, "How does my cell phone define me as a person?" Well my cell phone is old, heavy, makes strange inappropriate noises and has probably been dropped on its head too many times. Yeah I think that pretty much sums me up.

My Interests

Jogging, Playing FF12, Coffee, camping, reading, sleeping, Oh and food, I love me some good m effing food.

I'd like to meet:

My very own Rockabilly Sodomite.

Music:

Whatever plays on the AM Jesus and pals hour.

Movies:

I really want to see the Last King of Scotland... It doesn't seem to be playing in Oly.

Television:

How I met your mother, The Office

Books:

Palahniuk, John Irving, Stephen King, Christopher Moore...

Heroes:

Anyone who follows their heart and cries when Bambi's mom gets shot.

My Blog

Blogging for burgers

I'm hungry and someone should take me out for lunch.  Since nothing in life is free I'll probably put out. I like to give things names.  There is a spider that lives outside my window, it's ...
Posted by Dr. 2X4 on Mon, 21 Aug 2006 12:02:00 PST

Am I Bluuuueeeee

For some reason Ive always been convinced that Ill have something wrong with me, some sickness, perhaps a terminal condition. Dont mistake this for hypochondria, it isnt. I dont worry myself with the ...
Posted by Dr. 2X4 on Wed, 09 Aug 2006 10:44:00 PST

Airport headaches

It started as a dull throb in the base of my neck right on the fifth vertebrae which according to backpackers is the end of where you measure when starting at the hips to ensure a proper backpack size...
Posted by Dr. 2X4 on Tue, 08 Aug 2006 03:37:00 PST

Potstickers

So right now I'm drinking a Miller 24 oz can and eating potstickers.  These two create an awesome combination which brings me to my next thought.  POTSTICKERS!!!  If Jesus had turn...
Posted by Dr. 2X4 on Wed, 05 Jul 2006 02:00:00 PST

Toothpaste

Well I did it.  That's right I jumped on the lemon fresh toothpaste bandwagon.  Now at this point many of my faithful readers who have been with me since day one are shaking their heads and ...
Posted by Dr. 2X4 on Fri, 14 Apr 2006 03:42:00 PST

Saturday

It's Saturday.  My head hurts.  Booze be the devil.  Eight more days till I hop on a plane.
Posted by Dr. 2X4 on Sat, 12 Nov 2005 02:54:00 PST