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It is written in the old text that one day, when the moon is full, and planets are aligned, a band will rise. A band so loud, so obnoxious, so stupid, that upon hearing them, mankind will fall into a deep hatred of all music – past, present, and future. Music in all forms will be outlawed under penalty of death. All instruments confiscated and burned. A world plunged into silence. That time has come. That band - destructor of chords, devastator of ears, destroyer of the free world – has arrived………….
We are currently rockin' shows coast to coast. If you would like to book the loudest band in the northwest for a rocknroll show, simply send us an email here on Myspace or at [email protected]. You've been warned!
Flaming Enemas! - Live from Pistol's Skate Shop
Skroggs fills his eye-hole with hotsauce!!
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