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Headless Pez

About Me

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It is written in the old text that one day, when the moon is full, and planets are aligned, a band will rise. A band so loud, so obnoxious, so stupid, that upon hearing them, mankind will fall into a deep hatred of all music – past, present, and future. Music in all forms will be outlawed under penalty of death. All instruments confiscated and burned. A world plunged into silence. That time has come. That band - destructor of chords, devastator of ears, destroyer of the free world – has arrived………….

We are currently rockin' shows coast to coast. If you would like to book the loudest band in the northwest for a rocknroll show, simply send us an email here on Myspace or at [email protected]. You've been warned!

Flaming Enemas! - Live from Pistol's Skate Shop

Skroggs fills his eye-hole with hotsauce!!

Porch Mouth/Sir Balzitch - Burnside, Halloween

Skelewhore - Burnside, Halloween

My Interests

Music:

Member Since: 07/08/2005
Band Website: http://www.headlesspez.com
Band Members: Balthiczar Laviticus Brownstar - Lead Gee-tar
Tha Robbfather - Da Bass
FrankenSkroggs - Four-Skins
Influences: Sir Elton John, Wham!, and Milli Vanilli
Sounds Like: Three butt-fucking chimpanzees beatin' off while rolling around in a pool of blood and piss!
Record Label: Nobody likes us!

My Blog

Where’s the love? No matter how loud we play, some people just don’t understand.

Great job ass holes you ruined the place for other bands, I did this for free and to play their as well but my show is cancelled aslong with the 30 other bands that were playing in dec and jan what th...
Posted by on Tue, 25 Dec 2007 20:08:00 GMT

World Premiere Sample Of New Shit!

That's right muthafuckas! Clean the cum out of your ears cause you are about to listen to some of the most brilliantly performed music you have ever heard. Now, I'm not trying to sound like an egomani...
Posted by on Thu, 21 Dec 2006 07:17:00 GMT

Skroggs in jail again!!!

You read that right. Your favorite one-eyed pork plucker is back in the slammer. Don't worry though, it'll only be 30 days or so. I guess Portland police officers don't appreciate when ya hit em! So t...
Posted by on Sat, 16 Dec 2006 08:16:00 GMT

In the studio!

Our evil master has chained us all up and dumped us in the foul smelling bowels of world famous Shitstain Studios to belch out some new tunes. Fuck the Skull of Jesus, Porchmouth and Skelewhore just t...
Posted by on Sat, 15 Jul 2006 04:11:00 GMT

www.headlesspez.net

Visit WWW.HEADLESSPEZ.NET or you will die!
Posted by on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 00:00:00 GMT