I'd like to meet:
Thom Yorke, Tim Burton, Bjork, Bill Gates (this man could be the nerdiest dude alive but he could CRUSH YOU and he donates to charity at the same time), Trey Parker, and Matt Stone. It doesn't matter anyway.
Music:
Listening is nice, especially to music!
Movies:
Movies are Super! Okay!!
Television:
TV has nice moving pictures but cost a lot. Fuck TV, its only good to take a bath with, make sure its plugged it though.
Books:
Wendall, his cat, and the progress of man. Ill bet anyone who reads this "BOOKS" section bullshit has never read this book. IF YOU HAVE READ THIS BOOK IM YOUR FRIEND BY DEFAULT. I don't read, reading doesn't cure anything.
Heroes:
Those who have the balls to Fart in there car before valet parking in SF, and the same for those who get off the elevatior and do the same. Sounds gross? I bet you didn't have a problem suckin' up that stink while walking to lunch downtown in that filthy stinky city.