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About Me

So what, you're all planning for armageddon, what with war, global warming, the re-insertion of Christ in pop culture. Must be signs of the rapture huh? Just pop and suddenly you're up in heaven with all of your friends, 'cause of course they are among the chosen ones. What if you're wrong? Maybe instead your family becomes a tumor farm due to environmental toxins, maybe you'll get the news that while competing with the other religious fanatics team, your brother was blown apart. I also hope you like eating rats, mmm rats. Maybe your creating your own end, and maybe it's not going to be as pretty and great as your religous leaders planned. I hope you can find comfort in nothingness. Doesn't it occur to you that maybe this is it, that no fairy godmother is coming to rescue us from this steaming pile of shit we've created for ourselves. We are it. I'm scared. When you say saviour, I see a third grader with a magnifing glass to his ant farm.

My Interests

bicycling, photogaphy, music, fucking dead people.

I'd like to meet:

Dead people.

Music:

neurosis, isis,damad,kylesa,dystopia,born/dead,nigel peppercock,medication time,his hero is gone,tragedy,brainoil,cruevo,el dopa,ojo rojo,grimple,kylesa,iron monkey,eye hate god,dead and gone,grimple,word salad,watch them die,from ashes rise, and a bunch of other stuff that I can't think of right now.

Movies:

snuff

Television:

six feet under.

Books:

What ever i can reach when I'm calm enough to read(i've been caught reading dictionaries phonebooks encyclopedias ect.)

Heroes:

everyone needs to die.

My Blog

Goodbye Oakland

After a few years scraping out a life, I've found out this is not the way I want to exist. I'd been mulling this over in my head for a long time, where to go, why, and how to go about it. I'm tired o...
Posted by jesus3000 on Fri, 14 Jul 2006 02:48:00 PST

has anyone seen my bike?

My bike got stolen yesterday, that bike was my pride and joy. I'm fucking crushed by this, in awe, how the fuck could this happen? I was at work it was in the back where (I thought) it was safe. I'm&n...
Posted by jesus3000 on Sun, 09 Oct 2005 12:40:00 PST

So about that religion thing...

. You scored as Satanism. Your beliefs most closely resemble those of Satanism! Before you scream, do a bit of research on it. To be a Satanist, you don't actually have to believe in Satan. Satanism g...
Posted by jesus3000 on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Credit card companies suck ass.

So I recived one of those pre-approved credit card letters the other day. I've gotten them before, they always reject me, yet they keep fucking sending me more pre-approved letters. I could just ripp ...
Posted by jesus3000 on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Insurance companys need to be destroyed

So my friend was doored while riding a bike, broke two of his ribs, as well as severely damaging his bike. He, like me, considers his bike his car, it's all he uses to get around. So now he's without ...
Posted by jesus3000 on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Vomit

Sometimes all I really want to do is sell all my shit, give away what I can't sell. Pack some clothes in my bag and just ride off into the sunset. The only problem is that I'd miss my cat.
Posted by jesus3000 on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

success

so i am unemployed again, I quit a job that had promised me good money if I worked real hard. It had seemed like a good idea at the time. The really big problem is it was at the expense of my persona...
Posted by jesus3000 on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

hooray for apathy

I am Nothing!Which Enemy of the Christian Church Are You?Take More of Robert & Tim's QuizzesWatch Robert & Tim's Cartoons I found this after deciding i was gonna stay in my room all day and do no...
Posted by jesus3000 on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha

The Dante's Inferno Test has banished you to the Eigth Level of Hell - the Malebolge!Here is how you matched up against all the levels:LevelScorePurgatory (Repenting Believers)Very LowLevel 1 - Limbo ...
Posted by jesus3000 on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST