I have lots of them, if you want a detailed list you'll have to ask me... But to sum it up, Music, wine, outdoor activities, Camping, Boating, Reading, nightlife, cooking, yoga, movies etc...
If you get bored like me you can always take a crack at Ryan's fan mail by Clicking Here ... That's always good for some entertainment!
SNOWBOARDING!
(Jeff Anderson)
Religion as Baseball
Calvinists believe the game is fixed.
Lutherans believe they can't win, but trust the Scorekeeper.
Quakers won't swing.
Unitarians can catch anything.
Amish walk a lot.
Pagans sacrifice.
Jehovah's Witnesses are thrown out often.
Televangelists get caught stealing.
Episcopalians pass the plate.
Evangelicals make effective pitches.
Fundamentalists balk.
Adventists have a seventh-inning stretch.
Atheists refuse to have an Umpire.
Baptists want to play hardball.
Premillenialists expect the game to be called soon on account of darkness.
The Pope claims never to have committed an error.
Zen Judaism
Let go of pride, ego, and opinions. Admit your errors and forgive those of others. Relinquishment will lead to calm and healing in your relationships. If that doesn't work, try small claims court.
Though only your skin, sinews, and bones remain, though your blood and flesh dry up and wither away, yet shall you meditate and not stir until you have attained full Enlightenment. But, first, a little nosh.
Accept misfortune as a blessing. Do not wish for perfect health or a life without problems. What would you talk about?
Be here now. Be someplace else later. Is that so complicated?
There is no escaping karma. In a previous life, you never called, you never wrote, you never visited. And whose fault was that?
The Torah says, "Love thy neighbor as thyself." The Buddha says there is no "self." So, maybe you are off the hook.
If there is no self, whose arthritis is this?
Wherever you go, there you are. Your luggage is another story.
Do not let children play contact sports like football. These only lead to injuries and instill a violent, warlike nature. Encourage your child to play peaceful games, like "sports doctor."
The journey of a thousand miles begins with a single "oy."
I want to meet EVERYONE! Kidding, that would take way too long!
I want to meet people who are thinkers, people who make me think Intelligent humor is a plus ;) People who want to do things with their life, people with ambitions, people, people who need people.
I have had enough emotional leeches in my life, there comes a point in time where you finally have to say I would love to help you, but after 10 years of this shit you'd think you would have figured it out on your own by now. It's always a sad thing when you drop your expectations of someone and they still don't come through. C'mon people!
I HATE people who flake and make shitty excuses.
Friendship is not a one way street, there is only so much "give" a person has before they tell you to "FUCK OFF!" If you say you're a friend-THEN ACT LIKE IT! Otherwise fuck off!
If you want to know more about what my view of a friend is, then you can ---Click Here--- to find out.
I can't be the solve all for everyone anymore, I have my own shit to deal with, so if you need a psychiatrist, I am not your girl, 'cause I got a full plate right now! No more people who sit on their asses complaining about their lives, yet do nothing to change it.
If you're 26 years old, and partying like you're still in high school I don't have a need for you either. I would actually call you a loser... Sorry, but it's true.
I am tired of dead conversations with people who have nothing better to do than talk about their car. I am happy for you that you love your car, but please keep in mind that I am tuning out after 2 minutes So most of the car conversation would be lost on me anyway Let's not waste our time on that one!
Here's a perfect example of what not to say to me... and if you don't pay attention to this warning I will not hesitate to delete your ass...
From: Dylan
Date: Mar 6, 2006 3:47 PM
Hello how have you been? Whats going on? So can we have sex sometime?
There's your example kids. Don't worry, I am sure there will be more entries from the idiot lottery to come...
See... Told ya someone else would win the idiot lottery...
From: I will take you to pleasure town.
Date: Mar 12, 2006 1:41 AM
are you ready for the fucking of your life huh. I will make you screammm yeah...
And look, here's another!
From: Scott
Date: Apr 3, 2006 1:56 PM
You look so amazingly beautiful, hot, and fun to be with that I would be crazy not to try for you! If I were your lover I would want to totally satisfy your needs and see you smile. What a turn on for me! I know you would want me again and again because I would always think of your needs first and would not be happy unless you were happy. I also want to be a friend someone you can talk to about anything. So please don't be afraid to contact me. Please e-mail me here or call me anytime. My name is Scott and my phone is (801)824-5264. I am here for you for whatever
I am not here to fuck you...
So don't delude yourself into thinking I want to or ever will.
"What about one guy with six guns?"
I want to meet people who are fun! (And maybe a little bit CRaYZEeeee!)
Yeah!
I think it's safe to say that music is a major part of my life! I am basically a fan of everything except Rap and Country... Ok, I am not a Country fan at all, but more power to those of you who are! Here's just a taste of some of the stuff that I like...
Kidney Thieves, Tori Amos, Ani DiFranco, Poe, Nelly Furtado, Janis Joplin, PJ Harvey, Maria Muldaur (Midnight at the Oasis all the way!), KMFDM, Fifi, OZZY!, Who's House? RUNS House! , Rammstein, Wumpscut, Sister Machine Gun, Massive Attack, Mindless Self-Indulgence, Social Distortion(Story of My Life), The Exploited, Fear, TOOL, Slayer, Adam and the Ants, Soulfly, Alice in Chains, Bjork, Led, Floyd, Beatles, Sneaker Pimps, Underworld…
Primal Scream, Audioslave, Blur, Sepultura, Pulp, Billie Holiday, Iggy Pop, Joy Division, Blondie, Korn, Linkin Park, Jimi Hendrix, Miles Davis, NIN, Deep Purple, Incubus, Sublime, MC 900ft Jesus, Psapp, Kula Shaker, Fiona Apple, Death Cab For Cutie, MUM, Coldplay, The Chemical Brothers, Shakira, Gordon Lightfoot, Elvis Costello, Billie Holiday, Ella Fitzgerald, Frank Sinatra, Bobby Darrin, Dean Martin, Radiohead, James Brown, The Police, Fear Factory, ACDC, Peaches, Sia, Simon & Garfunkle, Edie Brickell, The Doors, Gorillaz, Moodswings, Lifehouse, Velvet Underground, Nirvana, The Cardigans, Dido, Death in Vegas, Pixies, Kings of Convenience, The Pretenders, Steelers Wheelers, Fluke, BT, Nikka Costa and more!
More Music To Come...
“And Shepherds we shall be, for thee my Lord for thee, power hath descended forth from thy hand, that our feet may swiftly carry out thy command. We shall flow a river forth to thee, and teeming with souls shall it ever be. In nomine Patris, et filii, et Spiritus Sancti."
Boondock Saints, American Psycho, Citizen Kane, This is Spinal Tap, Hedwig and the Angry Inch, 21 Grams, The Shining, Pulp Fiction, Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas, Mallrats, Clerks, Chasing Amy, Vulgar, Hell Night, The Ring, Resident Evil, Texas Chainsaw Massacre (All of them, Yes, even the one with Mathew and Renee!), Breakfast on Pluto, Eight Below, Pillow Talk, The Hole, Kids, The Breakup, CRANK!, Iron Jawed Angels, Kiss The Girls, Cleopatra, Tsunami, Boys on the Side, Breakdown, Indiana Jones, The Crucible, Mars Attacks, Pride & Prejudice, The Notebook, The Nameless, Hostel, Summer of Sam, Havoc, Igby Goes Down, Taxi Driver (Yes, we've all had those days!), Return to Me, Donnie Darko, Napolean Dynamite, Taking Lives, Euro Trip, What The Bleep Do We Know, 8MM, Abandon, Anatomy, Any Given Sunday, Beauty and the Beast, Sleeping Beauty, Boy's Don't Cry, Motorcycle Diaries, Ed Gein, Singles, Reality Bites, What Lies Beneath, Elephant, Dazed and Confused, Clockwork Orange, Devdas, Neel Kemel, The Dreamers, Fight Club, Fatal Attraction, creep show, ET, Copy Cat, Murder By Numbers, Frailty, Grosse Pointe Blank, Identity, Friday The 13th...
The gift, Le Divorce, The Lost Boys, Lost in Translation, Kill Bill I & II, Mystic River, May, Nightmare on Elm Street, Jackass, Jaws, Jaw Breaker, Monster, Nurse Betty, Tha Paparazzi, The Others, The Royal Tenenbaums, Romeo & Juliet, Rushmore, Malicious, Very bad things, The Secret of Nimh, True Romance, West Side Story, Willow, Wonderland, Seven, Shallow Hal, Sleepy Hollow, Space Balls, Cold Mountain, From Hell, With Honors, Breakfast At Tiffany's, Heavens Prisoners, Blink, Double Jeopardy, Deeply, Big Fish, Flatliners, Pearl Harbor, Black Hawk Down, Behind Enemy Lines, Finding Nemo, Shadow Hours, Queen of the Damned, Midnight Express, Velvet Underground, Underworld, SWAT, Natural Born Killers, Swingers, The Cell, Corpse Bride, Crash, Red Eye, Steel Magnolias, Party Monster, Holy Fuckballs Batman! Wayne's World, A Christmas Story, Saved, Harold and Kumar go to White Castle, Bride & Prejudice, I'm Not Afraid, Darkness falls, Sin City, The Thing, Madagascar, Warren Miller Shit, Attack of the Killer Tomatoes, In Her Shoes, Lord of War, Flight Plan and alot more!
My life is rated NC-17.
What is your life rated?
What 80`s movie are you?
Heathers
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Who has the time to watch TV these days!?
I don't watch very much TV, just HBO... But I did just get TiVo, so maybe that will change. (The way I see it, TiVo will help me recap my debut on cops.)
I hate to admit it, here it is kids, my shameful confession! ;) I'm kinda getting into Grey's Anatomy... Woot for me! I've also been watching Lucky Louie, FABULOUS! Watch it or you'll die, seriously, an STD is waiting to kill you right now.
I'm also a HUGE fan of boxing... Actually I am a huge fan of all violent sports, which means I love watching coverage on the war too.
And of course I love watching the team that breaks my heart every year!
Reading Chinua Achebe right now, not sure if he is high on my list of likes though! I love true crime and law novels, horror, suspense, anything truly disturbing, and of course Hunter S. Thompson!
All Poppy Z. Brite, For Whom the Bell Tolls- Hemingway, Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas- Thompson, Zodiac Killer- Graysmith, Most Stephen King and Anne Rice, Texas Crime Chronicals, Bully- Schutze, Fountain Society- Craven, Wages of Sin- Spencer, The Idiot- Dostoevsky, Of Human Bondage- Somerset Maugham, The Scarlet Letter- Hawthorne, True Spirituality- Schaeffer, Caravans- Michener, All The Way Home- Staub, The Restaurant at the End of the Universe and Life, the Universe and Everything- Adams (All Time DORK Classics LOL!)
Dan Quayle ( NoOoOoooooo !)
Sinatra
Tori
Free
Ani
Poe
Nelly
When the light is GREEN you go.
When the light is RED you stop.
But what do you do
When the light turns BLUE
With ORANGE and LAVENDER spots?
We Need SOMEONE To Cure US Of ALL The Nothingness
CLiCK ThE BALL!