Reading, playing old computer games and board games, getting drunk and playing PS2 Jeopardy. Making love to my Adam Price hair doll and pretending it has laser eyes like superman.
If i was to win a million dollars the first thing I would do would be to stalk Conan OBrian. Not in a creepy stalking way, but in an-I appreciate your work and I'd like to go through your garbage-kind of way.
I keep listening to Lou Reed and the Pixies over and over. and the only way that Iggy Pop could be any cooler would be if he and superman got into a fight and Iggy stole superman's laser eyes. Plus Jonny Cash is the fucking man. And I really like the Dead Kennedys and the Clash and the Weakerthans. Plus I totaly love Kimya Dwason.
Sideways is the best movie ever made. I would do anything to make Paul Giamatti happy to repay him for that movie.I just watched Down By Law and now it's one of my favorites.The way of the gun has the best first five minutes of any movie ever made.My desert island all time top five would probably be:The Last Picture Show, because I will always have a special place in my heart for movies about sexual frustration and unbearable horrible teenage sexual sadness and embarasement.Igby Goes Down, because of the witty snappy dialogue and Claire Daines and Jeff Goldbloom with his pants down.High Fidelity, because this is a desert island all time top five list.MST3K the Movie, because of "I can't digest milk", and "is this made of metal I've got a bet with Joe", and of the "normal view. Normal View! NORMAL VIEW!!!"American Beauty, because Thora Birch loves me very much but she doesn't know it yet, and great performances by ensemble casts give me wood.Garden State, because I have a huge crush on Natalie Portman and I wish my nick-name was Large instead of Giggles.Midnight in the Garden of Good and Evil, because I realy like John Cusak and I would have all kinds of crazy sex with a rich gay man with a southern accent if he looked like Kevin Spacey with a mustache.24 Hour Party People, because The Happy Mondays and Joy Division and english geniuses makes for a good movie.All the presidents men, because nixon is the worst president since Jackson.Dick, because Nixon is the worst president since Jackson.All the Real Girls, because I love independent movies that are slow moving and great with Zooey Deschanel.American Splendor, because it is one of the best movies I've ever seen.Bad Santa, because midgets and alcoholics and butt fucking are the best movie concepts ever.The Big Lebowski, because you could call it TBL if you're into the whole brevity thing.Bubba Hotep, because Elvis didn't die and he IS fighting a mummy in a nursing home in the south somewhere.The Cooler, because William H Macey should get to fuck the hot girl all the time.Dog Day Afternoon, because Attica!! Attica!!Fight Club, because you have to own it even if you never watch it after the first time.The Manchurian Candidate (the 1962 origional with Frank Sinatra and Janet Leigh), not because it's a great movie and everyone should watch it, even though it is a great movie and everyone should watch it, but because the screenplay was written by George Axelrod and that is the best name ever. To get an equally great name you would have to be the love-child of Rip Torn and Wolf Blitzer.Donny Brasco, because Nixon is the worst president since Jackson.The Good Thief , even though it has a creepy Nick Nolte with an underaged girl thing.The Hitchhikers Guide to the Galoaxy, because 42.The Insider, because Russel Crow should've won an Oscar for this movie and not for Gladiator. Gladiator sucked.L.A. Confidential, because Russel Crow should've won an Oscar for this movie and not for Gladiator. Gladiator sucked.Maria Full of Grace, because the only way a movie about a hot coke mule could be cooler would be if it was a movie about a midget coke mule.Master and Commander, because it is my favorite movie ever, and because Russel Crow should've won an Oscar for this movie and not for Gladiator. Gladiator sucked.The Aristocrats (not the fucking Aristo"CATS" by Disney), because it's one of the filthiest and funniest and one of the BEST movies I've ever seen.
Sopranos, Family Guy, Lost, Futurama, Deadwood, Rome
Anne Proulx, Dave Eggers, Sara Vowells, John Steinbeck, Michael Chabon, Patrick O'Brian, David Sedaris, and Ernest Hemmingway are all super, but not like superman, because they don't have laser eyes.
People that do things for me. And superman, because he has laser eyes.