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CHRIS VEE "The Swingers Comedian"

The Swingers Comedian

About Me



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With Chris Vee's wild and sexy topics about the swinger’s lifestyle, you don’t know if you should laugh or be turned on. Chris goes step by step about the life style. It’s a good way to learn the ropes for the new swingers. The more experienced swingers will enjoy a good laugh about Chris’s own experiences, because they know how true it is and feel the same way. If Chris got a dollar every time someone said “ your exactly right “ He could pay all the single males to go buy a hooker. chris will go to jail for ...
Setting your partners underwear on fire
'What sexual activity will you go to jail for?' at QuizUniverse.comAbout Chris VeeChris Vee and his beautiful wife live in Dallas, Texas and have been swinging for a while now. Very much in love they believe swinging has expanded there relationship. Chris always says” if you can swing together nothing can tear you apart, unless you are married to Michael Jackson or Loraina Bobbit”. Chris Vee has worked from comedy club to comedy club in the USA. Chris Vee was a finalist in the Las Vegas comedy festival. Also seen on “The Last Comic Standing” bloopers. As well he appeared on several radio stations and independent movies. Chris Vee did a comedy show at a swingers club a few years ago and from there on he knew exactly what kind of comedy he should be writing and what crowd he should perform for. Watch for Chris Vee at your favorite swingers club.Interview with Chris VeeQ: What is a swinger’s comedian?Chris Vee: I say what couples want to say but won’t because its hurtful. When I say it, its funny and we all laugh together.Q: What is your show like?Chris Vee: Wild and Sexy! The comedy show is just a bonus. A good way to open up the crowd.Q: What do you think a swinger’s favorite thing to do is?Chris Vee: Sex and laugh are swinger’s favorite things to do.Q: Do you think swigging if for everyone?Chris Vee: no, I think it would be quite weird if Jehovah's Witnesses where door to door swingers.Q: What is swinging like?Chris Vee: It’s like being the star in a porno for me but some people may see it as just great sex.Q: How do you feel about other swingers?Chris Vee: Theirs good and bad, but for the most part swingers come in all ages, shapes and sizes and are good people.Q: how can you tell if someone is a swinger and how many people do you think are swingers?Chris Vee: you can’t unless they tell you. Everyone talks to at least one swinger a day and doesn’t even know it. That’s how many people are swingers.Q: Is swinging safe?Chris Vee: It’s as safe as getting in your car and driving to work. Don’t forget to wear your seatbelt. And always get out of the way of us unsafe drivers.Q: How would I find swingers we I live?Chris Vee: Use the Internet and do a search for swingers in the city you live in, also search for club in your city.Q: Is there any thing you would tell a couple before they swing?Chris Vee: Yes, just do what feels right and nothing more. Take it slow, its just sex and nothing more.“Some of my best friends are swingers. Swingers aren’t just about sex”CHRIS VEE

My Interests

FAMILY - COMEDY - PUSSY - MONEY - GOOD FOOD

I'd like to meet:

(DEAD) LENNY BRUCE, ELVIS, SAM KINASON, JAMES DEAN, RICHARD PRYOR, RED FOXX, FLIP WILSON, JONNY CARSON, MARILYN MONROE, AND CORNEL SANDERS "SHIT THATS SOME GOOD CHICKEN"(ALIVE) WHO I WANT TO KICK IT WITH!GORGE CARLIN, EDDIE MURPHY, MARTIN LAWRNCE, ROBIN WILLIAMS, CHRIS ROCK, MICHEAL JACKSON,HUE HEFNER, BILLY BOB THORTON, JEWL, SHAKIRA, JENNA JAMESON, TYRA BANKS, AND "THE DOG" DUANE CHAPMAN (BOUNTY HUNTER) "HES A BAD MOTHER FUCKER, A REAL LIFE SUPERMAN!"

Music:


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Movies:

ALL STAND UP COMEDY AND MOVES BASED ON TRUE STORIES... width="425" height="350" .... width="425" height="350" ..

Television:

My standup on why guys should shave their balls!
Your Porn Star Name Is...
Donkey Kong What's Your Porn Star Name?

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Books:

NOT BIG INTO BOOKS.

Heroes:

ANYONE THAT WILL RISK THEIR LIFE TO MAKE MY WORLD A BETTER PLACE TO LIVE.Free MySpace Layouts by Iron Spider
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