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Dave The Jew

i wanna be your dog...

About Me



i want to be a rock n roll idol im me: deejay jewboy
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Good. You know your music. You should be able to
work at Championship Vinyl with Rob, Dick and
Barry

Do You Know Your Music (Sorry MTV Generation I Doubt You Can Handle This One)
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I'd like to meet:

....girls who will play pinball and listen to the kinks with me
...people who like random road trips
..HST fanatics
.psychedelic drug fiends
those with the retro state of mind
oh and fuck it, new wave bands

Music:

Flaming Tsunamis
Dead Kennedys
Suicide Machines
Dragonforce
Jethro Tull
Gogol Bordello
Polysics
Lady Sovereign
Gorillaz
Black Sabbath
Antimaniax
Atari Teenage Riot
Mix Master Mike
Atom and His Package
Toots and The Maytals
Van Halen
An Albatross
The Stranglers
Lords Of Acid
Leftover Crack
Fishbone
Ghost Town Locals
Nerf Herder
Operation Ivy
Fenix Tx
Electric Six
The Specials
The Bravery
Black Flag
The Hives
Gorilla Biscuits
Dishwalla
The Caesars
The World/Inferno Friendship Society
Minor Threat
Vice Squad
Dropkick Murphys
Joy Division
Bauhaus
Kraftwerk
Mindless Self Indulgence
Juno Reactor
The Rolling Stones
13th Floor Elevators
The Nerves
MC5
The Aquabats
Weezer
The (International) Noise Conspiracy
Bread
Franz Ferdinand
The Slits
The Stilettos
Mirwais
Bentley Rhythm Ace
The Tiger Lillies
Dresden Dolls
Photek
The Mighty Mighty Bosstones
The Ernies
Crack Filler
Oingo Boingo
Devo
The Stooges
Wayne County And The Electric Chairs
Richard Hell And The Voidoids
Agent Orange
Wall Of Voodoo
Nazz
The Kinks
The Creation
ETC...
ETC..
ETC.

Movies:

Evil Dead 2, Circus, Gangster No 1, Snatch, Lock Stock and Two Smoking Barrels, Army Of Darkness, Clockwork Orange, The Killing, American Pop, The Hidden, Nekromantik, Fight Club, Natural Born Killers, Pulp Fiction, Maniac, Wet Hot American Summer, PCU, High Fidelity, 24 Hour Party People, Summer Of Sam, Manhunter, The Thing, Dead Heat, Bad Taste, Road Trip, Wayne's World, Life Of Brian, Bloodsucking Freaks, American Psycho, Hard Boiled, Snakes On A Plane, The Game, The Big Lebowski, Trainspotting, Casino, Videodrome, The Way Of The Gun, They Live, From Beyond, Day Of The Dead, Any Given Sunday, Better Off Dead, 8MM, A Better Tomorrow, Casshern, Versus, From Dusk Til Dawn, Brain Candy, Van Wilder, Shaun Of The Dead, Surf Nazi's Must Die, eXistenZ, Friday The 13th Part 2, Virus, The Shining, Creepshow, CHUD, Empire Strikes Back, Essex Boys, V For Vendetta, Big Trouble In Little China, Love and Death

Television:

Adult Swim
The Office
The Simpsons
VH1
Undeclared
Freaks And Geeks
Undergrads
Mission Hill

Books:

Dr Hunter S Thompson, William s burroughs, Allen ginsberg, plato, timothy leary, brett easton ellis, william gibson, dean koontz, augusten burroughs, legs mcneil, charles fucking bukowski, lester bangs, toby young, chuck klosterman, horatio alger,

Heroes:

^see books and who i'd like to meet^

My Blog

random

creepy? moi? never captain jack sparrow battles pirates, cannibals and undead fish type men creature fings...however my mind is somewhere else she itches i itch she itches i itch she itches i itch ...
Posted by Dave The Jew on Sun, 16 Jul 2006 09:38:00 PST

The Jew canoe has died...also funtime with chuck

THE JEW CANOE IS DEAD!! He died today, feb 21, while his owner was getting chocolate milk. He will be missed, never did see too much action from dave, but hey, we had our fun. also.... c...
Posted by Dave The Jew on Wed, 22 Feb 2006 06:58:00 PST

dave the jew explains the finer points of ass sex to gavi gorgeous

deejay jewboy: you never had ass sex did you...its fun deejay jewboy: just try it FaithEndr: i have deejay jewboy: right out of the shower FaithEndr: i mean FaithEndr: I've done it to a girl Fai...
Posted by Dave The Jew on Tue, 21 Feb 2006 09:05:00 PST

jena bush army

*flash* bassist needed *flash* what? me, yes i play bass why? apparntly 3 chords is good enough for punk, rockin, right?..you would think so, but im in a slam, a bind, and jam...and cliche word, ive ...
Posted by Dave The Jew on Fri, 26 Aug 2005 09:12:00 PST

its like some crazy fucking circus

page after page of neurotic fucking animals, wanting you to call them and take them home, pages and pages of fat girls and handicap'd quadropalegics i went to high school with, just begging for fuckin...
Posted by Dave The Jew on Mon, 15 Aug 2005 12:09:00 PST

quincy the drunkard pirate

yea so, in another fit to waste my gorgeous and vulgar sense of humor, i have produced QUINCY THE DRUNKARD PIRATE!! (sadly his picture will not show up, but you will see him soon) YAR BE A LANDLOVE...
Posted by Dave The Jew on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

pussy punk and jews

just an excerpt deejay jewboy: OH YEA...FUCK...SLOANS BIRTHDAY  IS TOMORROW.. deejay jewboy: HE MADE SOME STUPID PROMISE WHEN HE WAS 16 THAT HIM AND HIS FRIENDS WOULDNT LIVE TO SEE 20, AND HES A...
Posted by Dave The Jew on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

my whorish ways

Have you ever... (x) Slept all night in a bed with a person of the opposite sex (x) Correctly Painted a paint by number. (x) Slept for more than 12 hours (x) missed a week of school or more () Put ch...
Posted by Dave The Jew on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

i wish i was queer

so i could get chics stood up...again... im gonna cry in misery with my psuedo bandmate over bananna splits
Posted by Dave The Jew on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

movie checklist

this is gonna be good x the ones u saw.. 1. (x )Napoleon Dynamite 2. (x )Saw 3. ( x)White Noise 4. ( )White Oleander 5. ( x)Anger Management 6. ( )50 First Dates 7. ( )Jason X 8. (x )Scream 9. ( x)S...
Posted by Dave The Jew on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST