embarrassing myself at parties, proper grammar, art, bitter beer, listening and playing music, fishing even though I don't know shit about it, being a sloppy drunk, working-out, eating healthy, snowboarding, grilling only on charcoal, Hemingway, farts, watermelon, hot brunettes and operating. Oh, and I'm a sucker for green eyes.
drink beer, fart lots and embarrass yourself.
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And I'm not a douche, even though I probably look like one. I promise.