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Oh this clip is too funny and should have been in the directors cut.. Laugh I thought my pants would never dry.
Although Classic in it's own way.PILK.. IT'S MILK But From PIGS. It's OINKLICIOUS
Yes, I'm far from normal. but dont let that bother your as normal is just another word for bland and no one wants bland. Thats why I drink PILK.. it has zest and a bacon after-burn for a true go getter.
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I also like to Doodle. I really have to get my ass in gear and start doing something with that. If you need something art based mail me. I'll try my best to help you out.
Check out my doodles on ..yellowwww.terencemaughan.co.uk
I am working on something but the world is not ready for it just yet. So at the moment I keep on taking the easy cash jobs.
Gimme my +9 Orger Slaying Dagger
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I would like to meet people who would give me enough money to make my own cartoon or series of collectable dolls. That or anyone who can make me piss myself laughing and/or Big Foot!
I like all kinds of music. Country and Western.Well that's not tottaly true.. but I do have a fondness for Johnny Cash. Songs about cowboys getting drunk and shooting someone that can only be beaten by a Pirates Sea shantie.
I get ribbed by my beloved because I think RnB is for Chicks and Homowners. Why sing in a voice that high if yah wanna be gangster? Why not do what the Beastie Boys have done for the last decade and shout the last word of every-line. Don't knock it. It's made them lots of Mo' Money.... Ch-ch-ch Check it out!! Then you need some old school DMC. Who's House!?! Yeh you know what I mean.
Garage and Dance music blows more than a Whale with Asthma. Keep it for the clubs, not full blast from your Golf GTI numpty boy.
I personally have a lot of Nick Cave, Pixies, Skynryd and Pink Floyd on the iPOd at the moment. Interlaced with a load of old gothy stuff Like the Sister of Mercy, Fields of the Nephilim and other bits and bobs. All really cheerful stuff. Ah the joys of songs about death and the end of the world to the stumming of a metal axe on 11.Well it's good mood music to make an out-break shelter by.
Avoid emo and poppy crud thou.
So heck yeh I like an tune I can play Doom to.
There are two types of people in this world.. Those with loaded guns and those that dig, You dig!
Big Five
1. Good the Bad and the Ugly
2. Day of The Dead
3. Withnail and I
4. Once Upon a time in the West
5. ED Wood
Worthy mentions:
I like Westerns too mainly because I used to sit and watch them with my Dad. Very cheesie, the bad guy awalys wears a black hat and the good guy always gets the girl. If only life were that easy.
Most of the films directed by Sergio Leone are masterpieces. Although mainly lifted from Akira Kurosawa's work. Watch fist Full of Dollars and then Kurosawa's Yojimbo and you'll see what I mean. The music from Ennio Morricone perfectly accompanies his films and is absolutely stunning. Although Leone is known for his westerns, he also made one of the best gangster films ever with Once Upon at time in America. I makes me smile when he does long close ups on sand blasted eyes.
I love real old Black and white B-Moives or SCI-Fi Thrillers. Storys of Giant Atomic Ants, Invaders from Mars. Such as Quatermass and the pit or Creature from the Black Lagoon.
OOOOHHHHH!!!! I do like a good Zombie Movie
Nothing better than a walking corpse getting it's head popped like a mellon.
Euuewwhh!! For it would seem that Dawn of the Dead was the only good film re-make in some time. Re-makes are always a bad idea. Yet the original remains a classic. I see them more as an aid or an eassy on how not to get munched on. You will however notice how our feculent friends have got faster in the past few years. It's starts with 28 Days later and the nefarious necros are running like a teenage with a track-suit full of shop-lifted cd's from Woolworths. By the time we reach Dawn Of The Dead (Redux/remix/rehash what ever you want to call it) they are like free basing speed freaks on protean shakes. Boy those rancid cadavers are putting some effort into getting fed.. chasing down cars and school buses full of vomit drenched pre-teens. Although not being quite so nimble on my feet I would rather be faced with the amble along until we catch them of flat-footed types. It's just bad karma when you get out run by worm food.
The fun part is...You can look at those movies and work out out who is going to be food for the fetid and who will escape to a life on an oil rig. (Don't knock the Oil-Rig idea one of the safest places in an outbreak).
Things me peepers luv's to watch...
LIFE ON MARS!! just about the best series ever made.
MMh A nice bit of Retro-Sci-fi, classics like the original Star-Trek, Dr Who, Buck Rodgers, Twilight Zone, The Invaders and The Prisoner.
Oh and a fair bit of New Sci-Fi too: Fire-Fly, The New Battle Star Galactica, B5 and related spin-off's.
Garth Marenghi's Dark Place, Red Dwarf, IT Crowd, Knightmare (classic kid's T.V.) Spaced.. come on lets face it I'm a Great Big D20 rolling Nerd!!
The most important book ever written. One Book that may just save your life and that of your family. Have it to hand, read it, learn it,Understand it!! The Zombie Survival Guide By Max Brooks it the one thing that might just save you from being Man Sushi.
If you are stuck in a basement trying to weather out a cluster @£$% outbreak of Biblical Proportions your going to need books. Sure you'll have a radio pumping out white noise on a 24 hour basis in the hopes that some news will come from who ever is still alive out there, but books make you learn stuff, and keep you keen. Sharp in mind and body.
I Need a fix of Thrill Power every Wednesday.. Give me ma 2000AD. Comics are good because if you can't be arsed to read the letters you can just look at the pictures.
MORBO HATES ALL HUMANS!!!
OH to Be EEEVVVIILLLLL!!!!! an Super Evil Genius and Master of Mayhem. With my very own red button. MUHAHAHAHA
The Evil Genius is always beset by incompetent henchmen and/or sidekicks, or do gooding numb-skull hero types, who can't stop themselves from pissing in your poridge.
As the term suggests, evil geniuses are characters of great intelligence who choose to use their knowledge for nefarious ends. Now there's a role model for you!
To qualify as an evil genius, one must use cunning to craft complex plots that cause havoc and destruction; criminal tendencies are a must.
A desire to commit spectacular crimes and/or rule the world—or in some cases an entire universe—through whatever means necessary.A generally irritable and spiteful disposition and contempt for heroes, ordinary civilians, lackeys, and anyone else who may get in their way.
They always seem to have sweet Death Rays or machines of mass distruction and all the best catch phases. Such as:
1.) No Mr Bond, I expect you to Die!(Goldfinger)
2.)Wipe them out, all of them. (Darth Sidious)
3.)Well it's true! You're semi-evil. You're quasi-evil. You're the margarine of evil. You're the Diet Coke of evil. Just one calorie, not evil enough. (Dr Evil)
4.)Come to me, son of Jor-El! Kneel before Zod! (General Zod)
iT'S SO MUCH MORE FUN TO BE A LITTLE BIT EVIL
I love the comic book work of Carlos Ezquerra, who is and will always be the foremost artist for Judge Dredd in 2000ad. The man is a Legend!!
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