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the Sleestak God

Below the dry ice there is always...the Sleestak God

About Me

Rather grouchy. You would be too if all you had to eat was raw lizard. I envy Gollum: at least he got to taste baby orc every once in a while.Words of wisdom for today: Remember, always pay tribute and respect to Selima, because she protects our eggs and our bacon. Without these, we have no future.Words of wisdom for tomorrow: How many ways ARE there to spell Sleestak anyway? I've seen sleeztak, sleestack, slee-stack, sleaze-stack, slistack, slistak, sleastack.. Does it ever end?

My Interests

dry ice, rainbow pigs, reading lengthy Russian novels by Zarn-light, occasional vacations where I dig for treasure under Trempealeau Mountain, absolute reverence and devotion from the Sleestak. And would it kill to sometime actually bother to COOK it before you drop it down here???

I'd like to meet:

Rick Marshall, Holly Marshall, Will Marshall. I am hoping they drop in for dinner and stay a while. I'd also like to meet S'Latch again. Your last visit was way too brief! And Hurley? You cleaned out my fridge. You owe me, man! But I am so SICK and tired of that John Locke guy always peering in through the skylight! And how about Billy Honanie and Drew Quayatt? We can always use more snakes, but next time go easy on the rain!Don't miss out! Join the Prez Rickard 2008 Presidential Campaign!"

Music:

Eerie primitive 1970s synthesizer droning sounds, punctuated by occasional banjo strums. (If you can think of Deliverance meets Kraftwerk's Autobahn, you get the idea!). If that is too difficult, just put on the beginning of part 2 of Ommadawn, or the Martian Thunderstorm from Hergest Ridge, both by Mike Oldfield.

Movies:

"Gargoyles"

Television:

"Land of the Lost", the Star Trek episode with Vaal in it.

Books:

The Book of Counted Shadows. Or is that Book of Counted Shadow?

Heroes:

Reddy Killowatt, Reverend Enik, that white guy in the "Walk" traffic signal, Oliver Gee, Billy Honanie, Drew Quayatt, Chief Wabasha II, "Prez" Rickard, Steve Gerber, Doctor Steel. Mew: SLEESTAK ART GALLERY!

(Courtesy of Dave Warshaw of Avalon Tattoo. He does tattoos!!!!)
More coming soon.

My Blog

"Sleestak are Scary" Song

"Sleestak are Scary" by Tastes Like Chicken click here to listen.   Big green guys with jewel-like eyes come to get me in the middle of night they're gonna skin me, then eat me alive&nb...
Posted by the Sleestak God on Tue, 05 Sep 2006 10:34:00 PST

Sittin On Some Rocks in a Cave

Never seen the mornin' sunNo, I've never seen the  evenin' comeWatch them throw Rick Marshall inAnd then I watch him crawl right out again, yeahI'm sittin' on some rocks in a caveWatching my lunc...
Posted by the Sleestak God on Thu, 31 Aug 2006 09:14:00 PST