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Dr. Porkenheimer Bonerjuice

Terrorist: What the big army calls the little army

About Me

"Better a well known drunkard Than an anonymous alcoholic."

My Interests

Quasi intellectual babble, Beer, I have a huge interest in Babyback pork RIBS, music Definently music for it is the door into a persons soul, Cooking i like to eat so therefore I have learned to like cooking, and as well playing my guitar and putting in quality time with my friends, did I mention beer i did o.k. ummmm oh yeah, messin with Texas(they need more people fuckin with them), I love the beach my mother used to live in Huntington good place if you ignore that stupid ass O.C. attitude, listening to music alone(everyone should try it), repeating myself, having a good time i.e. getting drunk, stoned, going to Disneyland on a head full of LSD, just about anything that will make me laugh or smile... oh and cheese too, cause it is great

I'd like to meet:

My cartoon equal: Master Shake...oh and Jon Stewart and Stephen Colbert.

Music:

so this is how I demonstrate how cool I am huh? here goes, try to keep upFirst off I don't need no instructions on how to Rock!!! things like Led Zep, Hendrix,AC(lightning bolt)DC, the who, pink floyd, the darkness,the killer's the vines, the eels, jet, janis joplin, big brother and the holding company, rolling stones, NOFX, incubus, BOB DYLAN, muse, libertines, mars volta, Alice In Chains, temple of the dog, radiohead, NIN, silverchair, velvet revolver, mad season, the bad plus, sublime,311, tom petty, Eels, George Thouroughgood, Rage against the machine, RHCP, blind melon, stone temple pilots, Foo fighters, pearl Jam, bob marley, B.B. King, peter tosh, nick drake, van morrison, TOM WAITS, corey stevens, the parliment funkadelic, the nuge, radiohead, audioslave, tool, nin, coldplay, ZZ top, SRV and double trouble, dave matthews, miles davis, dave brubeck, john coltrane and of course the beatles, and general blues and jazz of any typeif there's something else I should be listening to let me know

Movies:

Fear and loathing in las vegas, pulp fiction,super troopers, half baked, the Aristrocats, boondock saints, in love and war, Spaceballs, and Blazing Saddles, eternal Sunshine of the spotless mind, Shrek 1 and 2, 28 day's later, usual suspect's,Pulp Fiction, anything with adam sandler, some new updates are Donnie Darko (specfuckingtacular) and moulin rouge(one of my new favorite movies, I mean we rented it and I atched like everyday for a week, damn it was good!!) oh what else Team America(FUCK YEAH!!) and meet the Fockers(my new goal is to become Bernie Focker, as an old man) oh and Capitain Zissou (it's the shit, Esteban will be missed) and lest we forget good ole Napoleon Dynamite(FUCK uncle Rico), Crash is Freakin AWESOME!!!

Television:

the Aqua teen hunger force, Chappele show, the Simpsons,and southpark, Family Guy....is ther anything else? I mean really?

Books:

Anything by micheal Crichton, John Irving, Hemmingway and Chuck Pahliniuk

Heroes:

My parent's, Larry Flynt, Bucky Katt, Master Shake, "the dude"

My Blog

hmmmm

a rather appropriate qoute for the future of our country in these indeed interesting and trying times   "I am in earnest--I will not equivocate--I will not excuse--I will not retreat a single inc...
Posted by Dr. Porkenheimer Bonerjuice on Wed, 05 Apr 2006 02:49:00 PST

AWESOME!!!!

Your Scholastic Strength Is Deep Thinkinghttp://images.blogthings.com/whatshouldyoumajorinqui z/deep-thinking.jpg" height="100" width="100">You aren't afraid to delve head first into a difficult subjec...
Posted by Dr. Porkenheimer Bonerjuice on Wed, 22 Feb 2006 10:20:00 PST

HA!! this was fun

Your love is... by ChibiMarronchanYour name is...Your kiss is...deliciousYour hugs are...gentleYour eyes...burn into my heartYour touch is...heart warmingYour smell is...amazingYour smile is...entranc...
Posted by Dr. Porkenheimer Bonerjuice on Tue, 20 Dec 2005 03:20:00 PST

Mindy, Mushrooms and the Moon

Let me paint a picture....seaside cliffs, crashing waves, brisk cool breeze, flickering fire light,  and a excellent full moon floating overhead...all while the prism of colors washed over it all...
Posted by Dr. Porkenheimer Bonerjuice on Mon, 14 Nov 2005 11:11:00 PST

oh man I felt like a 6th grader

we played spin the bottle last night at the ol' apartment...and it RULED.  I t was like being back in junior high all over again...sharing beers....kissing friends...being drunk.  Fuck!...
Posted by Dr. Porkenheimer Bonerjuice on Fri, 04 Nov 2005 10:50:00 PST

mmmmm beeeeeeeer

Well this  pretty much can   go without saying but holy jeez did Oktoberfest fucking rule!! hooray public intoxication on a massive scale...hooray for bratwurst, nut's (yes nut's..not e...
Posted by Dr. Porkenheimer Bonerjuice on Mon, 03 Oct 2005 09:26:00 PST

my oh my

how   I  love the Pacific Ocean     well I wasn't  gonna  list  em all cuz it's  alot....but  let me  clarify again  that it's  alot...
Posted by Dr. Porkenheimer Bonerjuice on Thu, 08 Sep 2005 11:14:00 PST

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

HOly fucking crap....what a weekend!  and I didn't puke  or  crap my pants like many suspected!  Hooray(x10)....Eagles of Death Metal...hooray  trampy Suicide Girls....hooray(...
Posted by Dr. Porkenheimer Bonerjuice on Mon, 29 Aug 2005 11:43:00 PST

Why I hate Burton Fous

because I do     the end.
Posted by Dr. Porkenheimer Bonerjuice on Wed, 17 Aug 2005 12:20:00 PST

Dammit

Ah, music. The music industry is such crap. I don't even know who's been on the top 40 for the past year. I think popular music is proof that Americans are being brainwashed. If you can honestly liste...
Posted by Dr. Porkenheimer Bonerjuice on Mon, 15 Aug 2005 01:19:00 PST