54 Days

every apostle or disciple, as much as they are running to follow their savior- they're running just as hard to escape something elseI am the prince of a small nation in Africa. I am worth 30 trillion dollars, and i need to open a bank account in America. I need an idiot to give me $10,000, so that I will magically be able to open an account over there and said idiot will receive one million dollars, and three of my fattest steers.I have the body of a greek god. Which comes in handy when dealing with the starving people of my nation. You know, the ones with the flys in their face and swollen bellies. THey can cause quite the stir when i roll through the village on 22's eating a cheese burger sippin crystal. But i just flex my godly abs and they scatter like cockroaches in the light.My motorcade is comprised of one stretch hummer on 22's and about fifteen shriners driving little cars and wearing fez's. I have many a mistresses (most without aids) and only a single fiance. She was college educated in the states and helps me maintain a strict regimine of Pumping and Thrusting. (Just kiddin AIMEE......)or am i?So all in all life is swell. When you are as kick ass as i am, all you can really do is lay back and think, "it's good to be the king."WAR