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Alex

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About Me

Sometimes you gotta party!

My Interests

Fantasies where Jesus Christ is jackhammering Mickey Mouse in the doo-doo hole with a lawn dart as Garth Brooks gives birth to something resembling a cheddar cheese log with almonds on Santa Claus's tummy-tum!

I'd like to meet:

The issue here is not whether we broke a few rules or took a few liberties with our female party guests we did. But you cant hold a whole fraternity responsible for the behavior of a few sick, perverted individuals. For if you do, then shouldnt we blame the whole fraternity system? And if the whole fraternity system is guilty, then isnt this an indictment of our educational institutions in general? I put it to you isnt this an indictment of our entire American society? Well, you can do what you want to us, but we're not going to sit here and listen to you bad-mouth the United States of America! Gentlemen!

Music:

If it's good I'll listen to it...I don't really discriminate, but I do prefer the rock! the two best bands EVER are Led Zeppelin and 311, you can't beat that!...I like bands that rock, I don't like bands that talk about rocking, because if you talk about rocking, then you CLEARLY DON'T ROCK!...It's like AC/DC, they salute those who are on the verge of rocking, but never claim to rock themselves!...ROCK comes naturally, if you rant and rave about it, you'll never have it!!!

Movies:

Here is my view on Films....If you don't watch, tolerate, enjoy, condone or own any #### then you my friend are a waste of human life! But one must understand that my knowledge/taste for films goes beyond that of sleazy ########## #. I also enjoy films such as American History X, Schindler's List...see the pattern?Hell Yeah!

Television:

If I gotta start naming some of the crap I watch I'd have to start with Chappelle's Show then move on into some Adult Swim, in which event I might venture off into the Daily Show. Now for the second course, this will begin with a generous serving of Futurama, followed by some SNL and to top it all off we'll end with a Who's Line style dessert.

Books:

I'm Illiterate nigga!

Heroes:

Richard Cheese, like a motherfucker!

My Blog

Mr. Zeppelin and the stupid crow

This morning at about 5:30am I was rudely awkened by the squaking of several crows. When I looked out my window, I noticed Zeppelin nawing on a crow, it seems that the crow got caught up in the wrath ...
Posted by Alex on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

2 Rule Brew!!!

The compound. Beer. Bachelor Party. Beer. Strippers. Beer. These are the conditions from which the two rules were born. While in a drunken rage, waiting for the strippers to come. A gentleman, s...
Posted by Alex on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Dave Chappelle at the 29!!!

This past weekend I went and saw Dave Chappelle at the Trump 29 Casino in Coachella, California. I must say that this man is a comedic genius...his stage presence is amazing, he came out and did a one...
Posted by Alex on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST