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Patrick.

Oh Walt Whitman, Which Way Does Your Beard Point Tonight.

About Me

American culture disneyland freak show Screen in your living room A window for your tomb If you cant compare to the world sitting there Repress your insecurities watch and escape Give me artificial give me superficial Give me a commercial life that can't be bought This I say to you what I say is true Emotions aren't a product to sell and cannot be consumed

My Interests

Music, Boba, Life, American Culture, Reading, Disney, Monique Powell, Spike Lee, Living outside of the desert, My dear friends, The Control Theory, The Anti Assimilation Theory, Victorian Destruction, Colonialism, Jamestown, Puritan Ethic, Pointy Shoes, Bass, Effects, Painfully Loud Music, Feedback, White Noise, Little Tokyo, Vietnam.

I'd like to meet:

The Devil
and

Music:

The Jesus and Mary Chain, Ramones, Crass, Turbonegro, Misfits, Kraftwerk, Sonic Youth, Zolar X, Spiritualized, Raveonettes, Bjork, Spaceman 3, Dead Meadow, Patty Smith, Gris Gris, Ex Models, Black Angles, Adult., Elvis, David Bowie, Big Black, Big Business, At The Drive-In, Goldfrapp, The Warlocks, My Bloody Valentine.
I'm trying so hard to get into new stuff but everything fucking sucks.

Movies:

Halloween, 28 Days Later, Bamboozled, I Drink Your Blood, Evil Dead, The Creature from the Black Lagoon, Willy Wonka, Grey Gardens, Rock and Roll High School, Wet Hot American Summer, Pulp Fiction, Kill Bill, Spike Lee Joints.

Television:

Strangers with Candy. Telemundo. Jose Luis. Daily Show. The Critic. The Simpsons. Cosby Show. I Love Lucy. In Living Color. Comic View.

Books:

Less Than Zero, The End of Victory Culture, The Jungle, Fire in a Canebrake, East of Eden, The Adventures of Brer Rabbit, American Slavery American Freedom, The Cultre of Fear, Sex Drugs and Cocopuffs, Frankenstien, Dracula, The Stand, The Dark is Rising, A Wrinkle in Time, Siddartha, Survivor, Lullaby, American Psycho, The Zombie Survival Guide.

Heroes:

Monique Powell, Loren Baritz, Joel Chandler Harris, Hunter S. Thompson, Spaceman.

My Blog

Shine a light......

Hello everyone, It has been quite some time since I graced you with an update on my life, and now, I shall write more for you. I am now employed again, by the Rainforest Cafe.  Bring on the safar...
Posted by Patrick on Thu, 29 Mar 2007 02:42:00 PST

It was a Saturday...

On the fine morning of February 11th, I was working a shift for a very nice young lady at my place of employment.  I stumbled into work at around noon, and had quite a stamper to my stroll, as I ...
Posted by Patrick on Wed, 28 Feb 2007 10:25:00 PST

Anna Nicole Smith: The Death of the Modern Day Jezabel

Oh Anna, how I shall miss you. Who could forget all those laughs.  Like the time you ate that bag of rock cocaine and went house hunting.  Or the time you pissed in the bush in Las Vegas and...
Posted by Patrick on Thu, 08 Feb 2007 02:58:00 PST

It's time for another freewrite

Driving down the freeway today to eat a marvelous 500 dollar dinner with my parents and my sister that I don't like due to her large infatuation with popular culture and her constant want to destroy a...
Posted by Patrick on Tue, 30 Jan 2007 02:00:00 PST

Too many problems, a freewrite in class.

I don't know why, but this impressed one of my teachers.  She said it was very Ginsberg of me.     Because I can. Because I can. Why? Because I can. Think about that. Cause and ac...
Posted by Patrick on Mon, 29 Jan 2007 01:15:00 PST

This spring shall be fabulous.

This spring looks to be amazing.  Why?  Because the fortune cookie told me so earlier this week.  Now, I know basing large assumptions off of superstition leads to failure and heartbrea...
Posted by Patrick on Fri, 26 Jan 2007 10:40:00 PST

Patrick and a friend got played like a fiddle

Yep, that is right. But I was not defeated. This is more like a tie. If you think this is about you, step into my office. Why? Because you're fucking fired.
Posted by Patrick on Mon, 22 Jan 2007 11:20:00 PST

Greg Emmer and Joachim Splichal are cheap

Yea, so Greg Emmer, the president of the Disneyland resort, and Joachim Splichal, everyones favorite anti-semite, came to dine at naples last night. I had the pleasure of being their server. They didn...
Posted by Patrick on Wed, 17 Jan 2007 09:25:00 PST

Well done Buddyhead. Well done.

Yeah, we're still here, but things have significantly changed& and we're not just talking about the "music world", but us as well. Truthfully, we're not nearly as "in the know" as we once were (or see...
Posted by Patrick on Mon, 08 Jan 2007 12:10:00 PST

I passed the CBEST

I am the Champion.
Posted by Patrick on Wed, 20 Dec 2006 02:09:00 PST