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Harmony Shane!

I am here for Friends

About Me

Heartache is a bitch.
But you know what’s worse?
Catching fire while BBQing drunk
It’s no contest.

I ♥ Jack Handey
"I bet a funny thing about driving a car off a cliff is, while you're in midair, you still hit those brakes! Hey, better try the emergency brake!"
"One thing kids like is to be tricked. For instance, I was going to take my little nephew to Disneyland, but instead I drove him to an old burned-out warehouse. 'Oh, no,' I said, 'Disneyland burned down.' He cried and cried, but I think that deep down, he thought it was a pretty good joke. I started to drive over to the real Disneyland, but it was getting pretty late."

My Interests

Wiener dogs
vino
High fives
yazz flute

I'd like to meet:

Kids who read books.I'm pretty sure you should comment now.

Music:


Mostly Cheeseball Shiznit
Yo - Yo Ma
Daft effing Punk
AC lightning bolt DC
Teddybears
The 88
Eagles of deathmetal
Louis Logic
matisyahu
digable planets
Vivaldi
killers
Barry White
Zeppelin
NOFX
MILLENCOLLIN
Marvin Gaye
Fall Out Boy
David Bowie (what?)
Beatles
White Stripes
GORILLAZ
Jimi
Darkness
Panic! ATD
Muse
Radiohead
BASEMENT JAXX
Fiddy
Petty
RX Bandits
Disco
Faint
Armand Van Helden
Louis XIV
RHCP
Beastie Boys
Old Propoghandi
Bloodhound gang
Beck
Gershwin
WEEZER
Bush
Zebrahead
Stimulant Djs
Reel Big Fish
Marley
ME FIRST AND THE GIMME GIMMES
Cake
Swollen Members
Floggin Molly
Rancid
Interpol
drug music
Foo Fighters
Cash
Rage
Mad Caddies
Felix Da Houscat
oldies
Strung Out
Franz Ferdinand
some Postal Service
Jack
Audio Bullies
Common
Heart
Hank
Pretenders
LBDA
Doors
Cars
V Femmes
Too Rude
Chemical Brothers
Pumpkins
Blind Melon
Offspring
Modest Mouse
Pixies
Dick Cheese
JET
Strokes
Frankie
early Blink
Beethoven
~ A variety of ridiculously amazing music out there!

Movies:

The Royal Tenenbaums!
Anchorman
Super Troopers
Office Space
Princess Bride
Slc Punk
Fight Club
Moulin Rouge
Boondock Saints
Shawshank
Jaws
Living an Oblivion
The Color Purple
Requiem
Snatch
Pulp Fiction
Zoolander
Stewie Griffin
The list goes on...

Television:

I rarely have time for this business, but I will tell you that Discovery Channel rocks my socks!
Family guy
Simpsons
Futurama
Daily Show
Colbert report
robot chicken
Moral Orel!
The office.
G's Anatomy

Books:

What am I feeding my brain? Textbooks for now! But someday I may get back to tha goods, including but not limited to my intellectual devotional, and a selection of books giggling at christianity (Thank you Richard Dawkins!)
Chuck Palahniuk! ~ (fairly new one out, folks! )
Tom Robbins, Robert Geene, Hunter ST, Joyce C Oates, Frankin, Nancy Friday(!)...
A couple books? Tao Te Ching, Why Men Love Bitches (the bible), 48 Laws of Power, Philosophical analysis, The God Delusion, The French Maid, Rich Dad Poor Dad, Siddhartha... Heavens yes.
As for Magazines... I am an official subscriber to JUXTAPOZ! Now I need to find time to read Swindle, Pink, Bitch, and Wine spectator.

Heroes:

"Sting is definately one of my heroes. I've never really listened to any of his music; but just the fact that he's making it- I really respect that." But really, my dog has the life. He does what he wants!

My Blog

I think you should know

I love yoga, and although some of the poses seem to be at an impossible distance, I look to an SNL episode I saw several years ago starring Will Ferrell. Even though my goal isn't to suck my own penis...
Posted by Harmony Shane! on Wed, 25 Apr 2007 10:56:00 PST

My life is now complete

Friday, January 14, 2005, at Snow Summit... I saw a midget snowboarding!
Posted by Harmony Shane! on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

For the first time in my life I can say F...

You Are Stevo! Which SLC Punk are you? brought to you by Quizilla...
Posted by Harmony Shane! on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

F#(/< Santa

I have been telling scout for over a week that he was going to get to see Santa. (He wants filet mignon, a kitten, and a girlfriend) Finally I take him, but the jerk is on a break - so Scout and I wai...
Posted by Harmony Shane! on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

of course

What Makes You Sexy? by eva71Name/NickNameGenderSexy Body Part IsYour BoobsSpecial Talents AreAbsolutely NothingQuiz created with MemeGen! And that is not true. i do have a special talent....
Posted by Harmony Shane! on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

I'm working on my tan

Whoo! The fourth was rediculousy awesome. We all went down to visit Jimbo in his apartment down the street from the beach in SD. We hit no traffic, parked right down the street, and weren't sober for ...
Posted by Harmony Shane! on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Now that's a titty!

Yesterday The Free Birds, Mindy, and I went to video liquidators. There was a famous movie star there autographing and meeting her fans. We got posters signed and a copy of her new movie. She was supe...
Posted by Harmony Shane! on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

The Shack

AHHH, Life at the shack. Especially boring today. No customers means I have to spend more time on myspace. My job isn't so bad. I'm not asking if you want fries with that, or cleaning toilets. My mana...
Posted by Harmony Shane! on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

titilating

Ah, summer is approaching... I have one final left. I think it's about time i start working on my tan, get my fanny to the beach. What else does the summer have in store? Many drunken nights at the m...
Posted by Harmony Shane! on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST