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Have Rock, Will Throw

Shoulda listened to sunscreen hat

About Me

I'm called a crazy bitch and a cool ass chick by those who know and love me best, neither will I deny. I'm not so interesting really, yet people seem to keep coming back for more. I'm a desert rat at heart, and I'll never forget that, and neither should you.

My Interests

I just want people to figure out the your/you're their/there thing. It's not that complicated and annoys me every time. Yet I don't mind when people say "expresso," and thank god, otherwise working in a coffee bar would KILL me!

I'd like to meet:

Trey Parker, my GYAD that man is amazing.

Music:

Classic and other forms of ROCK.

Movies:

I'm a sucker for comedy.
You're Humphrey, lovable, dim-witted, and full of
crap. But don't feel bad. You have big hair,
and you know what they say about guys with big
hair, right...?

Which Character from Cannibal! The Musical are you?
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Television:

Meh.

Books:

Gimme.

Heroes:

My family.

My Blog

There's Nothing Great about Britain and Nothing United about the States

-Chris. When will my friends ever come see me again?  It's been ages, don't you guys miss Santa Cruz, don't you want to have an excursion again? I know you're busy, we're all busy, but I miss you...
Posted by Have Rock, Will Throw on Sun, 05 Nov 2006 02:45:00 PST

You Don't Really Know Someone Until They've Walked in on you Peeing

-Me... Don't ask So I went and saw the Rocky Horror Show the other night.  Fantastic.  My dear friend JamieLynn was in it as well as a lovable and fantastic singer/friend Carolyn.  It w...
Posted by Have Rock, Will Throw on Mon, 30 Oct 2006 08:11:00 PST

Aunt Mindy, Auntie Mindy, coolest aunt ever, Mindy

Except for you Didi!! My neice has been born.  She is an absolutely adorable red head.  Even cute fresh out, I swear.  I'd upload the pic but it got sent as a zip and I just don't know ...
Posted by Have Rock, Will Throw on Sat, 21 Oct 2006 10:20:00 PST

It smells like BO and pleasant perfume -That's ME BITCH!!

Me, and then Molly Tonight was AMAZING!! I danced my ass off and it was an outlet that I have been needing for some time now!  GYAD!! I got hit on like CRAZY!! Turns out, apparently I can DANCE!!...
Posted by Have Rock, Will Throw on Fri, 20 Oct 2006 02:04:00 PST

I MELT!!!

-M Star What a long day.  My feet are tingling from the strain that was put on them, and the joy that they feel to finally be resting.  I need to go to bed, but I want to ramble a moment.&nb...
Posted by Have Rock, Will Throw on Thu, 19 Oct 2006 10:41:00 PST

The party was pooped for us

-Me Last night was fucking weird.  A shit load of people were just absolutely wasted before 8pm, and not in that good, fun way.  Either because they were depressed, an alcoholic or just some...
Posted by Have Rock, Will Throw on Sun, 15 Oct 2006 10:06:00 PST

You know, YOU KNOW!

Holy shit!! I just looked and I'm at 10,006 blog views! I am SO popular!! OK, so I just had to blog about the most amazing karaoke experience that I have ever had.  Heidi, Grant and Jamie were th...
Posted by Have Rock, Will Throw on Wed, 11 Oct 2006 12:39:00 PST

We sent him to the land of matrimony, that god-forsaken place... I'd rather live in Canada

-Rich So I've had an interesting few days.  I sat my house mate down for a one-on-one shit quashing session.  After my boss had told me that she felt "hostility" from me I realized that in ...
Posted by Have Rock, Will Throw on Mon, 09 Oct 2006 10:31:00 PST

Nothing funny to write here

So Lola had nine babies, a whopping four less than Lilith did, which would explain why she was significantly smaller in belly.  Poor thing, she's had a hard day.  And there I was all mad at ...
Posted by Have Rock, Will Throw on Fri, 06 Oct 2006 10:20:00 PST

It smells like flowers and dog food

So, I walked into my bedroom today to grab a smoke and I heard that old familiar sound that I remember from when I was growing up and I'd be on my way outside bright and early in t...
Posted by Have Rock, Will Throw on Fri, 06 Oct 2006 05:20:00 PST