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Even though I was their captive, the Indians allowed me quite a bit of freedom. I could walk freely, make my own meals, and even hurl large rocks at their heads. It was only later that I d... Posted by Wabi Sabi on Wed, 07 Feb 2007 08:14:00 PST |
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If you ever catch on fire, try to avoid looking in the mirror, because I bet that will really throw you into panic. Posted by Wabi Sabi on Tue, 06 Feb 2007 11:28:00 PST |
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I wish outer space guys would conquer the earth and make people their pets, because I'd like to have one of those beds with my name on it. Posted by Wabi Sabi on Mon, 05 Feb 2007 08:26:00 PST |
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When you die, if you get a choice between going to regular heaven or pie heaven, choose pie heaven. It might be a trick, but if it's not, mmmmmmmmmmmm boy! Posted by Wabi Sabi on Sat, 03 Feb 2007 08:39:00 PST |
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We used to laugh at Grandpa when he'd head off and go fishing. But we wouldn't be laughing that evening when he'd come back with some whore he picked up in town. Posted by Wabi Sabi on Wed, 31 Jan 2007 08:32:00 PST |
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If you ever fall off the Sears Tower, just go real limp, because maybe you'll look like a dummy and people will try to catch you because, hey, free dummy. Posted by Wabi Sabi on Sun, 28 Jan 2007 12:18:00 PST |
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If you were a poor Indian with no weapons, and a bunch of conquistadors came up to you and asked where the gold was, I don't think it would be a good idea to say " I swallowed it. So sue me. "... Posted by Wabi Sabi on Fri, 26 Jan 2007 08:15:00 PST |
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If you ever teach a yodeling class, probably the hardest thing is to keep the students from just trying to yodel right off. You see, we build to that. Posted by Wabi Sabi on Thu, 25 Jan 2007 08:12:00 PST |
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I'd rather be rich than stupid. Posted by Wabi Sabi on Wed, 24 Jan 2007 08:31:00 PST |
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I don't think I'm alone when I say I'd like to see more planets fall under the ruthless domination of our solar system. Posted by Wabi Sabi on Mon, 22 Jan 2007 10:40:00 PST |