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Which Horror Killer are You?
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You scored as Pinhead

You are Pinhead. You come straight from hell. Your curiosity has caused you to make some mistakes in life. But you are now more powerful than you have ever been. You enjoy pain just as much as you enjoy pleasure. Unlike most killers, you like to make sure your victims suffer for all eternity.


Pinhead


100%

Jigsaw


75%

Candyman


65%

Hannibal Lecter


60%

Michael Myers


55%

Buffalo Bill


50%

Freddy Krueger


45%

Leatherface


40%

Captain Spaulding


35%

Jason Voorhees


35%
What's Your Kinky Turn On?
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You scored as Chains/Handcuffs

Your turn on is handcuffs and chains. You like being cuffed/chained to the bed, or cuffing/chaining your partner down. You love the pure ectasy of being in complete control... or letting someone else have complete control over you. Sex isn't sex without control.


Chains/Handcuffs


100%

Bondage


92%

Biting


92%

Whips


83%

Blind Folds


75%

Blood


17%
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Faith
(72% amorality, 90% passion, 27% spirituality, 18% selflessness)


Faith is a powerhouse, and you might be, too. Passion-driven, down-to-earth, and willing to do what it takes to get things done and have a good time doing them, she is tough and sexy. Now, this test didn't rate your sexiness, but with these kinds of traits, that's probably true as well.You rate as one of the most dynamic characters of the Buffy universe.Congratulations!If you enjoyed this test, I would love the feedback! Also, you might want to check out some of my other tests if you're interested in the following:Nerds, Geeks & DorksProfessional WrestlingLove & SexualityAmerica/PoliticsThanks Again! -- THE 4-VARIABLE BUFFY PERSONALITY TEST

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***Your Deadly Sins***Lust: 100%Sloth: 60%Gluttony: 40%Greed: 40%Pride: 40%Wrath: 40%Envy: 0%Chance You'll Go to Hell: 46%You'll die of a yet to be discovered STD.How Sinful Are You? http://www.blogthings.com/howsinfulareyouquiz/
***You're An Angry Drunk***Ever wake up with sore knuckles and a black eye? Thought so.What Kind of Drunk Are You? http://www.blogthings.com/whatkindofdrunkareyouquiz/
***You Are Whiskey***You're a tough drinker, and you take it like a man That means no girly drinks for you - even if you are a girl You prefer a cold, hard drink at the end of the day Every day, in fact. And make that a few.What Alcoholic Drink Are You? http://www.blogthings.com/whatalcoholicdrinkareyouquiz/
Advanced Global Personality Test Results
Extraversion |||||||||||||||||| 76%
Stability |||||||||||||| 53%
Orderliness |||||||||| 36%
Accommodation |||||||||||||||||| 76%
Interdependence |||||||||||||||||| 76%
Intellectual |||||||||||||| 56%
Mystical |||||||||||||||||||| 83%
Artistic |||||||||||||||||| 76%
Religious |||||||||||||||| 70%
Hedonism |||||||||||||||| 63%
Materialism |||||| 23%
Narcissism |||||||||||||| 56%
Adventurousness |||||||||||| 43%
Work ethic |||| 16%
Self absorbed |||||||||| 36%
Conflict seeking |||||||||||| 43%
Need to dominate |||||||||||| 43%
Romantic |||||||||||||||||||| 83%
Avoidant |||| 16%
Anti-authority |||||||||||||||||| 76%
Wealth |||||| 30%
Dependency |||||||||||||| 56%
Change averse |||||||||||||||| 70%
Cautiousness |||||||||||||| 56%
Individuality |||||||||||||||||| 76%
Sexuality |||||||||||||||||||| 83%
Peter pan complex |||||||||||||||| 70%
Physical security |||||||||||||||| 70%
Physical Fitness |||||| 24%
Histrionic |||||||||||||| 56%
Paranoia |||||||||||| 50%
Vanity |||||||||||||||| 63%
Hypersensitivity |||||||||||||| 56%
Indie |||||||||||||||| 66% Take Free Advanced Global Personality Test
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You are The Hermit

Prudence, Caution, Deliberation.

The Hermit points to all things hidden, such as knowledge and inspiration,hidden enemies. The illumination is from within, and retirement from participation in current events.

The Hermit is a card of introspection, analysis and, well, virginity. You do not desire to socialize; the card indicates, instead, a desire for peace and solitude. You prefer to take the time to think, organize, ruminate, take stock. There may be feelings of frustration and discontent but these feelings eventually lead to enlightenment, illumination, clarity.

The Hermit represents a wise, inspirational person, friend, teacher, therapist. This a person who can shine a light on things that were previously mysterious and confusing.

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My Interests

Alcohol, alphabetising lists, Americana, beaches, being the centre of attention, Biblical art, biltong, bondage, burlesque, campfires, cats, Celtic F.C., celtic mythology, chav baiting, cheese, chocolate, comics, computer games, conversation, decadence, decieving myself that anybody's interested in what I'm writing, the deep south, demons, d.j.ing, enviromentalism, expeience, farting, festivals, fetish, the fifties, films, flirting, freedom, ghosts, God, guilt, Guinness, hairspray, Hawaiian shirts, hedonism, humour, indulgence, listening to other people's conversations, literature, lust, making a tit out of myself whilst inebriated, mashed potato, masturbation (alone or with friends), mosh pits, Munster R.F.C., music, naked twister, noise, nostalgia, the occult, oriental food, other people's girlfriends, outrage, paganism, passing out, perversion, poetry, poltergiests, pornography, ravens, rebellion, record shopping, red red wine, redemption, Republic Of Ireland F.C., rubber, sake, Satan, scooters, scrabble, seafood, seamed stockings, serial killers, sharks, sleeping, spirituality, St. Pauli F.C., steak, storms, substances, subversion, sunrises, swamps, talking bullshit, tattooes, tea, tequila, trash, travelling, tribalism, true crime, uniforms, vampires, vinyl, voodoo, West Ham United F.C., Western Bulldogs A.F.L., whiskey , zombies

I'd like to meet:

They say that a stranger is just a friend you haven't met yet , but thats a load of crap , isn't it? Seriously though , I'm sure all you little cyberheads out there are wonderful people(except for the kiddie fiddlers obviously , but why would they be reading about a 34 year old man anyway?)so I'm really not too bothered. Maybe somebody who could teach me how to use this evil internet gizmo a little more proficiantly. I like people generally and I like to make friends with as wide a variety of people as possible. Failing that - Anjelina Jolie will do nicely.

Music:

AC/DC, Barry Adamson, Aerosmith, Alien Sex Fiend, Tori Amos, Astronauts, Atari Teenage Riot, Attila The Stockbroker, Bare Naked Ladies, Basement Jaxx, Bauhaus, beach Boys, Beastie Boys, Beefheart, B52s, Birthday Party, Black Flag, Black Sabbath, Blondie, Boom Town Rats, Bowie, Billy Bragg, Brand B, James Brown, Butthole Surfers, Buzzcocks, Byrds, Caravan, Cardiacs, Carpenters, Carter USM, Johnny Cash, Cassettes, Nick Cave, Cherry Poppin Daddies, Chieftains, Clash, Johnny Clegg, Eddie Cochran, Cockney Rejects, Cocteau Twins, Leonard Cohen, Coldcut, Conflict, Sam Cooke, Cowboy Junkies, Crass, Creaming Jesus, Creatures, Cure, Current 93, Damned, Danzig, Miles Davis, De La Soul, Deadcandance, Dead Kennedys, Devo, Dirty Three, Divine Comedy, Dogs D'amour, Doors, Johnny Dowd, Dr Dre, Dr John, Dropkick Murphys, Ian Dury, Dwarves, Dylan, Steve Earle, Einsturzende Neaubauten, Electric Six, Faces, Fairport Convention, Fall, Flogging Molly, Flying Medallions, Aretha Franklyn, Franz Ferdinand, Kinky Friedman, Funkadelic, Gallon Drunk, Marvin Gaye, Gaye Bykers, Godspeed You Black Emporer, Gogol Bordello, Gold Blade, Grandmaster Flash, Macy Gray, Al Green, Green Day, Guitarwolf, Gun Club, Half Man Half Biscuit, Ben Harper, P.J. Harvey, Hawkwind, Isaac Hayes, Hendrix, Here Be Dragons, Buddy Holly, Homebrood, John Lee Hooker, Lightnin Hopkins, Horton Heat, Housemartins, Incredible String Band, Insane Clown Posse, Joe Jackson, Mahalia Jackson, Elmore James, Jane's Addiction, Jefferson Airplane, Jethro Tull, linton Kwezi Johnson, Robert Johnson, Tom Jones, Janis Joplin, Joy Division, Jurassic Five, Kaiser Chiefs, Kelis, Killing Joke, King Kurt, King Tubby, Kinks, K.L.F., Leadbelly, Legendary Pink Dots, Leningrad Cowboys, Levellers, Jerry Lee Lewis, Lunachicks, Lydia Lunch, Kirsty MacColl, Madness, Magazine, Mano Negra, Bob Marley, Curtis Mayfield, Men Thet Couldn't Hang, Meteors, Midnight Oil, Ministry, Miranda Sex Garden, Misfits, Miss Nicaragua, Mogwai, Motorhead, Mummies, My Bloody Valentine, New Model Army, New York Dolls, Nurse With Wound, Sinead O'Connor, Ozomatli, Parliament, Dolly Parton, Tom Petty, Pink Floyd, Pins, Pixies, Pogues, Iggy Pop, Pop Will Eat Itself, Elvis Presley, Prince Buster, Public Enemy, Public Image, Queen, Queen Adreena, Ramones, Rancid, Otis Redding, Martha Reeves, Revolting Cocks, Smoky Robinson, Rocket From The Crypt, Rolling Stones, Rollins, Roxy Music, Rudimentary Peni, Ruts, Brian Setzer, Sex Pistols, Sharons, Shonen Knife, Silverfish, Nina Simone, Siouxsie, Sisters Of Mercy, Slits, Jimmy Smith, Smiths, Snoop, Sonic Youth, Soweto String Quartet, Specials, Jon Spencer, Spiritulized, springsteen, Stiff Little Fingers, Joss Stone, Stranglers, Strawberry Switchblade, Stray Cats, Supremes, Swans, System Of A Down, Talking Heads, James Taylor Quartet, Vince Taylor, Temptations, Ten Foot Nun, Tenpole Tudor, Sonny Terry And Brownie McGhee, The The, Therapy?, Richrd Thompson, Tindersticks, Toy Dolls, Trashmen, Twisted Sister, Ukelele Orchestra Of G.B., Ultraviolence, Undertones, United Stoats Of America, Velvet Underground, Village People, Gene Vincent, Violent Femmes, Walkabouts, Walker Brothers, Tom Waits, Waterboys, Wedding Present, Chuck E Weiss, Jim White, White Stripes, White Zombie, Who, Hank Williams, John Williamson, Stevie Wonder, Wondersuff, Luther Wright And The Wrongs, Neil Young, Zodiac Mindwarp

Movies:

Adventures Of Baron Munchausen, American Beauty, American Graffiti, American History X, American Psycho, Angel Heart, Apocalypse Now, Audition, Bad Taste, Badlands, Bar Fly, Barbarella, Betty Blue, Big Fish, Big Lebowski, The Birds, Blazing Saddles, Blood On Satan's Claw, Blue Velvet, Blues Brothers, Bonnie And Clyde, Boogie Nights, Bound, Bowling For Columbine, Brain Dead, Brazil, Breakfast At Tiffany's, Brighton Rock, Bubba Ho-Tep, Butch Cassidy And The Sundance Kid, Cape Fear, Carrie, Chopper, Cinema Paradiso, City Of God, City Of Lost Children, Clockwise, Clockwork Orange, The Cook The Thief His Wife And Her Lover, Crash, Creep, Cruising, Cry Baby, Dark Water, Dawn Of The Dead, Dazed And Confused, Dead Man, Deer Hunter, Deliverance, Duel, Dog Soldiers, Dogma, Donnie Darko, Don't Look Now, Down By Law, Dracula, Dumb And Dumber, Dust Devil, Easy Rider, Ed Wood, Evil Dead, Exorcist, Fargo, Faster Pussycat, Fear And Loathing In Las Vegas, Fight Club, Finding Nemo, The Fly, Football Factory, The Frighteners, From Dusk Til Dawn, Full Metal Jacket, Ghost Dog, Ghostbusters, Ghosts Of The Civil Dead, The Godfather, The Good The Bad And The Ugly, Goodfellas, Gummo, Hair, Harvey, The Haunting, Heathers, Hellraiser, The Hunger, I Walked With A Zombie, If, Indiana Jones, Jackie Brown, Jaws, Ju On, Kill Bill, Kind Hearts And Coronets, Kingpin, L.A. Confidential, Latex, Legend Of The Seven Golden Vampires, Leningrad Cowboys Go America, Lock Stock And Two Smoking Barrels, Lord Of The Flies, Lost Weekend, Mad Max, Magnolia, Maitresse, Man Bites Dog, Mars Attacks, Mississippi Burning, Monsters Inc, Monty Python, Moulin Rouge, The Mummy, Mystery Men, Natural Born Killers, Near Dark, New Wave Hookers, Night Of The Hunter, Night Of The Living Dead, Nightmare Before Christmas, Nightmare On Elm Street, One Flew Over The Cuckoo's Nest, The Others, Pandora's Box, Performance, Pirates Of The Carribean, The President's Analyst, The Producers, The Prophecy, The Proposition, Psycho, Pulp Fiction, Quadrophenia, Quatermass And The Pit, Raising Arizona, Rear Window, Repo Man, Reservior Dogs, Ring, Rocky Horror, Romper Stomper, Rosemary's Baby, Saving Grace, sarfece, Scum, The Secretary, Seven, Sex, Shadow Of The Vampire, Shawshank, Shining, Shrek, Slience Of The Lambs, Sin City, Sixth Sense, Slugs, Society, Some Like It Hot, Southern Comfort, Star Wars, Starship Troopers, Stir Crazy, Story Of O, Taxi Driver, Texas Chainsaw Massacre, The Third Man, Time Bandits, To Kill A Mockingbird, Top Secret, Toy Story, True Romance, Truman Show, Twenty Eight Days Later, Vixen, Walkabout, The Wanderers, The Warriors, Where The Buffallo Roam, White Zombie, The Wicker Man, Wild At Heart, Withnail And I, Wizard Of Oz, World According To Garp, Young Frankenstien, Zombie Flesheaters, Zulu

Television:

Addams Family, Afterlfe, American Gothic, Angel, Around The World With Willy Fogg, Arthur, Batman, Bottom, Buffy, Cow And Chicken, Cramp Twins, Dad's Army, Deadwood, Family Guy, Father Ted, Fawlty Towers, Flash Gordon, Fraggle Rock, Friends, Futurama, Gummi Bears, Happy Days, Hill Street Blues, I Claudius, Kingdom Hospital, League Of Gentlemen, Magnum P.I., Malcolm In The Middle, Mash, Monty Python, Munsters, Muppet Show,My Name Is Earl, Oz, Pinky And The Brain, Porridge, Prisoner Cell Block-H, Round The Twist, Scrubs, Simpsons, Six Feet Under, Sopranos, Sugar Rush, Taken, Trumpton, Twilight Zone, Twin Peaks

Books:

J.G. Ballard, Clive Barker, Brendan Behan, David Bennan, The Bible, Herman Charles Bosman, John Boyne, Bill Bryson, James Lee Burke, William S Burroughs, Nick Cave, Andrew Collins, Joseph Conrad, Harry Crews, Louis De Bernieres, James Ellroy, William Faulkner, Kinky Friedman, Mark Haddon, Henry Rider Haggard, Erneast Hemingway, Chester Himes, Ted Hughes, M.R. James, Jack Kerouac, Harper Lee, Elmore Leonard, C.S. Lewis, H.P. Lovecraft, Alan Marshall, Ed McBain, Martin Millar, John Milton, Michael Moore, P.J. O'Rourke, Edgar Allen Poe, Terry Pratchett, Philip Pullman, Mark "Chopper" Reid, Lionel Shriver, Zadie Smith, John Steinbeck, Dylan Thomas, Hunter S Thompson, Mark Twain, Bernard Werber, Robert Westall, Oscar Wilde, John Willie, Colin Wilson, John Wyndham

Heroes:

Jesus, John Peel and whoever brings me the head of Jon Bon Jovi.