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About Me

So you wanna know about me? Well of course you do, or you wouldn't be here, right? So, I'll start with the basics for those with a short attention span....I'm Kelli, 28, from from a minute chave-hole town not really worth mentioning, generally nice with a smile for most! A little crazy but genuinely caring to those who deserve it. Fun to be around (most of the time)...nothing finer in life than JD, friends & weed in a comfy setting! And now, the more in-depth me that most of you will never know.....I'm real & down-to-earth, a bit mad & dark (not called Dark Princess by my friends for nothing!), completely incapable of showing MOST human emotions to MOST people (if you were to cry, the last person you can expect a hug from is me), I'm totally upfront & honest to the point of brutality - ask me a question or my opinion, & you'll get what I REALLY think, not what you want to hear! I don't massage ego's. But despite appearances, I do give a shit, & it always comes from love. I'm righteous, impatient, & REALLY fucking hate stupid people. In relationships, I'm very sexual but completely dysfunctional, but my friendships mean the world to me. I'm very loyal, intuitive, & empathic, with an ear & advice for everyone, & an edge with a warped, sick & twisted sense of humour that makes me weirdly attractive in some way! I crave intelligence in other people in order to top up my own, & have a sense of knoweledge that drives others crazy when I spout it from my mouth! Can be childish (though not immature) when in a good mood - I am a child of the 80's & 90's! Get me on a good day & I'll be friendly & polite, but catch me on a bad day & I'll have your head off in seconds.... I wonder what kind of day it is today? Join me if you dare! Ok, so here are a few facts for you: People are ALWAYS judgmental - & you are probably one of them. Stupid people are everywhere - that's what all the signs are for. Sarcasm is NOT the lowest form of wit - that's Jim Davidson's job. Dogs are the chavs of the animal world & cats will rule all. Drugs, & not money, is the most recognised currency of this world. And I have neither! George W Bush is actually a wombat with the brain of an amoeba dressed in a man's body. Metal type music will save the world when Armaggedon arrives.

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My Interests

Just the usual I guess...hanging with friends is a top priority. But I love books, movies, music...could chat all day on those subjects! Erm, pirates!!!! Gaaaaaaarrrrr! Plus have a strange obsession with vampires, the occult & ancient civilisations wiser than our own in many ways.

I'd like to meet:

Wow, tons of people. If Kurt Cobain could be brought back from the dead, I'd never pass the chance to meet him - a hero! Um, but on here, I guess people with a sense of individuality, creativity with personalities like mine!

Music:

Metal!!!! Well, mainly. But I also get moved in some way by punk, rock, occasional indie, soul, dark & dirty drum n' bass, but grunge was my first love & always will be. bands include AFI, Led Zep, The Foos, Nirvana, RCHP, QOTSA, Sabbath, Megadeath, Sepultura, Killswitch Engage, Soulfly, Hole, early Offspring, Green Day, Rob Zombie, Metallica (pre Black album), Aerosmith, Jimmy Eat World, Keane, Killers, Cranberries, Mastodon, Spunge, Stereophonics, 30 Seconds To Mars, Paramore, Flyleaf, The Beatles, Blondie, Pearl Jam, The Used, The Smiths, Rage Against The Machine, Soundgarden, Judas Priest, Alter Bridge, Alexisonfire, American Head Charge, Atomship, James Blunt, Billy Talent, Brand New, Coldplay (Parachutes), MJ Cole, Coheed & Cambria, The Doors, Depeche Mode, Faith No More, Feeder, Aretha Franklin, Al Green, Marvin Gaye, Jimi Hendrix, Insomnium, Khoma, NOFX, The Prodigy, Rise Against, Rancid, Roni Size, Skindred, The Stranglers, The Specials, Soul Asylum, The Streets, Thrice, Wolfmother, Zico Chain, Bob Marley, Blind Melon, Guns N' Roses, Moist, Terrorvision, Ugly Kid Joe, Reef........the list goes on & on endlessly.

Movies:

Anything dark, disturbing or that has a real message. Brit flicks, cult films & ANYTHING with Johnny Depp in it!

Television:

Not really one for telly but love Family Guy, old comedies like Porridge & Open All Hours, partial to a bit of Scrubs, Mighty Boosh.

Books:

HP Lovecraft, Poe, Chuck Palahniuk, Stephen King, Jodi Picoult, Richard Laymon, the Harry Potter series (lol!), Irvine Welsh, anything that will move me or scare the shit outta me!

Heroes:

My brother, Kurt Cobain, Debbie Harry, Basil Brush!!!

My Blog

FRIENDS - OR NOT, AS IT WOULD SEEM.

I've been spending some time thinking about my friendships recently, & recent events have given me more food for thought on this issue. You would've thought that, by my age, the friendships that y...
Posted by Kellatrix Blackbird McNight on Mon, 04 Feb 2008 06:23:00 PST

FACEBOOK - REALLY THAT BAD?

How fucking gay is this????? Facebook has been banned from my local library's computers as a website, for breaching it's acceptable use policy!!!! Fucking Nazi's...... Now I know facebook is...
Posted by Kellatrix Blackbird McNight on Thu, 20 Dec 2007 05:28:00 PST

LIFE=LOSS

It's no competitionOf who you would choseIf you compared us bothI'd be the one to lose You confused & you liedAbout what you needKept changing your mindBut we can't agree I'm not what you wantYet ...
Posted by Kellatrix Blackbird McNight on Sat, 17 Nov 2007 05:07:00 PST

HEART OF GLASS

Empty vesselOf tinted glassLook right through itAnd see my past A life so twistedWith lies & deceitPeople so falseI couldn't see I was on my ownAll alongBut lonelinessCan't make me strong Needy &a...
Posted by Kellatrix Blackbird McNight on Mon, 12 Nov 2007 02:42:00 PST

THE SYSTEM OF THIS COUNTRY...

It really does fucking suck. The purpose of a Crisis Loan is just that - to help you in a crisis - that being the case of having NO MONEY... But what do you need to get this fucking shit-wad amount of...
Posted by Kellatrix Blackbird McNight on Fri, 09 Nov 2007 02:45:00 PST

STAYND

Damaged, dangerousFeeling lostThe person I was, I have forgot Wasted, pitifulJust biding timeWaiting for the end of this line Crawling through mudI can't get cleanStained foreverFor all to see Ugly, t...
Posted by Kellatrix Blackbird McNight on Mon, 05 Nov 2007 06:22:00 PST

THE DARK

They say you can't start a fireCan't start a fire without a sparkWell I felt that spark too earlyNow you've left me in the dark My thoughts are far too crowdedEvery minute of every dayOf how you could...
Posted by Kellatrix Blackbird McNight on Mon, 05 Nov 2007 06:13:00 PST

5 words......sincerely meant

I make myself feel sick.
Posted by Kellatrix Blackbird McNight on Fri, 02 Nov 2007 09:36:00 PST

Because somebody said I should....

Living in a true purgatoryLife is like a montagePieces of a story A story of shadowsNo one wants to hearNot those far, not those near Screaming but hearing no soundLike in a dreamLost but not found Ho...
Posted by Kellatrix Blackbird McNight on Mon, 29 Oct 2007 04:46:00 PST

REFLECTIONS OF LIFE....

So, I'm feeling a little bit, well, reflective these past few days. Things that have been on my mind: 1) My inability to let people touch me. Yes, I have issues on that. But I didn't realise excatly h...
Posted by Kellatrix Blackbird McNight on Tue, 03 Jul 2007 05:16:00 PST