Chances are we haven't met, I am The Rock, The most electrifying man in sports entertainment, movies, and television, I lay smack downs from NY to Cali and from Bangkok to Russia. My electrifying presence can be felt from all parts of the world, and I'm sure even in your home town Millions... and Millions of The Rocks fans are cheering his name right now! Know your damn role, shut... your damn mouth, and prepare to be graced with The Great Ones Presence... IF YA SMELLLLLLLLL WHAT THE ROCK... IS COOKIN! P.S. If you're going to email The Rock with a hater message like "ur not the real Rock... blah blah blah... go kill yourself... no one cares what u have to say, and if you want to hate, then hate on on someone who cares, ur message will be deleted, and I will not respond to any of you Jabronies!"
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Let the smack down begin...
FINALLY THE ROCK HASSSS COME BACK.... TO MYSPACE! Ladies and Gentlemen, Children of all ages, welcome to the Most electrifying myspace page this side of cyberspace, thats right, you're in the presence of the finest, the best, thee most electrifying man in sports entertainment today, yes thats right... The Rock! now know your role.... shut your damn mouth and post a nice comment before The Rock force feeds you 30 ounces of Monkey Piss, and then lays the smack down on your candy ass! The Rock is out to lay smack downs, starting with Tom, and moving down the line so when the smoke clears, and the dust has settled all you will see standing amongst millions... AND MILLIONS of unworthy Jabronies is the great one, The single handed Best Damn Sports entertainer today.... The Rock! do you smell what The Rock is cookin?
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-VIVA LA REVOLUCION! P.S.
If you're a guy, and you look like you've spent too much time in the tanning booth, or u have a gotti haircut and think its hot... you're a Roody-Poo Candy Ass and you will not get added... I'll lay the smack down on your over gelled Candy Ass!