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J//MYERS

yes i am gay, so? what you a homophob or something?

About Me


Im pretty rad most of the time. Probably around 85%. I was born into a hippy cult and escaped at age eight. I spent most of my childhood hanging out with the homeless, playing chess and studying math. Finally I was drawn into the underground art world. My goal in the life is to be famous. But not for the fame. I actually want skip that part to the VH-1 behind the music years. Where I finish my third stint in rehab. I dont know what a stint is but my publicist will advise against them im sure. Then I'll fall into an out of control downward spiral. Me and Lindsay Lohan passing out face first in urinals crashing into Rally's drive through and getting busted with David Lee Roth picking up he-she hookers while my meth lab at motel 6 in the valley blows to hell taking out half a city block. Then I'll probably get some bad press for my second D.U.I. coming across the border with five mexicans duct taped to the undercarriage and a gallon of G.H.B. in the trunk with Paul Reubens passed out in the back seat. Eventually I may make it to Dateline when Chris Hansen goes undercover and infiltrates my cult burrowed like a bunch of V.C. tripping balls on acid in the desert while theyre coming to take our guns.But despite it all I'll be too concerned about the my recurring dream of David Bowie tickeling my nipples, dressed as H.R. Puff N' Stuff... but not so much Ziggy Stardust, more or less the Goblin king from Labrynth bowie.

My Interests

interests
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art
graphic design
guitar hero
heroin hero
blaxploitation
time travel
peanut butter
movies
video games
fixies
stencils
drawing
shoplifting
death bunny fight
destroying the ozone
parrapa the rapper
butthash

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I'd like to meet:



Music:

music
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muse
dj shadow
dj krush
beastie boys
chromeo
crystal castles
justice
depeche mode
racer x
metallica
led zepplin
jimi hendrix
avenged sevenfold
sneaker pimps
radiohead
the faint
dj spooky
deltron
z-trip
mickey avalon
ratatat
mars volta
guns n' roses
wutang
bright eyes
the mr. move
the killers
the sword
white stripes
the bravery

Movies:

motion pictures
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swingers
the life aquatic
where the buffalo roam
trainspotting
the royal tenanbaums
the darjeeling limited
everything is illuminated
1984
Brazil
I <3 huckabees
full metal jacket
apocalypse now
kill bill
lost in translation
love the hard way
fulltime killer
28 days later
city of god
thx-1138
dr. strangelove
planet terror
mad max
being john malkovich
rushmore
deadman

Television:

T.V.
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Lost
Cops
Frisky Dingo
Aquateen Hunger Force
South Park
The Soup
The Office
Current TV
Discovery Channel

Books:

reading is for queers!

Heroes:

myself, i am the greatest ever, and matt hodges he may be better