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whiteboybrett

About Me



crazy, crazy. crazy fool. foolish, foolish. foolish fool.

My Interests

anyone that makes me laugh.
learning without reading.
latins.
poker.
being a polar bear teddy for asian lesbians.

I'd like to meet:

ah crazy down bitch to roll wit me on my twin twin tweenty inch twinkies. sparkle sparkle bitch. a girl who dont lie. i need a gurl to say she took that d@#k. you know ah real ride or die bitch. an angry selfish lil biatch who aint greedy wit that gap! one who'll lay that sh*t on me to get what she want. you know earn that fuc#$%g scrillah trick! waken me up in the middle of the night with ah meaty slap to my freakin dome piece. bloody up my lip on my gold fronts with ah pink diamond inlay. ah freak ass hoe with some extra cushon on that rump nasty. im talkin ah wave machine when i lean on that trap. awite then.

Music:

THE MARS VOLTA
queens of the stone age
Radiohead
Avenged Sevenfold
Deftones
The Killers
In Flames
Protest the Hero
Trivium
Interpol
Muse
Beastie Boys
Tears for fears
Red Hot Chili Peppers
Ours
Sublime
311
Bullet for my valentine
Smashing Pumpkins
The Beatles
Between the Buried & Me
The Black Dahlia Murder
the walkmen
the shins

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Movies:

Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas
Fight Club

Office Space
Weekend at Bernies
Tremors
The Beach
Freddie got fingered
Harold and Kumar
Snatch
Casino
The Never Ending Story
12 Monkeys
Boiler Room
Blow

Television:

no cable

Books:

schools for fools

Heroes:

Teachers
Corky from life goes on
John Wilkes Boothe
Monica lopez's boyfriend