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amanda

illtextyou

About Me

I'll enable you

My Interests

Ghost towns, Bourbon, coffee, polaroids, found text, optical illusions, inappropriate humor and conversatin'.

I'd like to meet:

amanda enthusiasts

Music:

What the F is wrong with Canada? I mean, really, the Guess Who and Rush? Come on

Movies:

Whatever is playing at the Grand Illusion.

Television:

Arrested Development, Seinfeld, Twin Peaks, Six Feet Under, Lost, The Twilight Zone, The Wonder Years...

Books:

The Unfolding of Language, A Book of Luminous Things, Presidential Doodles

Heroes:

I'm not a hero person.

My Blog

crude cut-out animations

I've been playing with scissors again. Watch out.http://www.youtube.com/user/illtextyou
Posted by amanda on Thu, 05 Jun 2008 12:49:00 PST

circa 1988

I found an 'I have a dream' written assignment I wrote as wee lass while packing my room tonight. Apparently, I wanted it all, please read on: I have a dream that there won't be any more violence. ...
Posted by amanda on Sun, 02 Mar 2008 09:01:00 PST

This song makes me laugh, so, I’m sharing it with you.

Baby's BibleBaby's a cryin', baby's a cryin'Why's that baby cryin'?That Baby's cryin' 'cos you took it's bibleI know you need that biblebut that baby needs it more than youso you know what you gotta d...
Posted by amanda on Sun, 23 Dec 2007 01:08:00 PST

people Like Us Let Me Down

found: in the gutter outside of Smiths. 11:35pm 12-07nov 9immediatly after collision I felt dazed, shocked blurred vision. I remember feeling my head whip back upon impact. I feel a tenderness in my n...
Posted by amanda on Sat, 08 Dec 2007 11:56:00 PST

the 17th wonder

I can'tconcentrate on my schoolwork knowing that there are mysterious wet spots on my blue blanket. It's been over two hours since I noticed them.They're not drying
Posted by amanda on Sun, 25 Nov 2007 05:10:00 PST

umm hi (adventures in door answering)

hi.we're penny harvesting. umm, so, do you have any pennies? We're going to give them to sick puppies. yeah, puppies.or poor peopleyeah or poor people.you can give us dollars too...or quarters....
Posted by amanda on Sun, 04 Nov 2007 08:26:00 PST

Wish list

Please refrain from opening the drawers. We have a lot of dressers
Posted by amanda on Fri, 07 Sep 2007 12:28:00 PST

would you rather...

an oversized penguin peer at you while you're sleeping or a baby with extra large pupils and nubbed cushions for hands and feet? Oh, and, by the way, they're also there when you masterbate or have sp...
Posted by amanda on Fri, 15 Jun 2007 03:08:00 PST

in the name of Jesus

James,Your kisses and are more than I could have ever imagined. Your kiss was so soft my tummy still has butterflies. I thank God for that moment to have with you. I know God ment for that to happen...
Posted by amanda on Fri, 01 Jun 2007 09:07:00 PST

breakfast biscuits

50 Off The Wall Questions1. What do you say most when you're trying not to curse?Cunt2. Do you Own An Ipod?No, but I own a transporter 3. What Person On Your Top 8 Do You Talk To The Most?shut-up4. Wh...
Posted by amanda on Sat, 19 May 2007 09:28:00 PST