Harebrained!

I'm Anthony and Matt's latch-key love child. They wish they could dedicate their lives to me, but are stressed out with their full time jobs. So i just sit at home, waiting for them until the quiting hour. Its really lonely. Its not their fault though, its their habits' fault. They say they wouldn't have to work so hard for booze, if i didn't drive them to drink. Then they hit me up for some extra cash. Help me enable them.