LSD and the AMPM |
Story time.I'm completely paranoid, out of my mind on acid, and I need cigarettes. So, my friend drives me to the AMPM. I'm sure that everyone in the store is staring at me, and I'm visibly shaking. A...
Posted by on Thu, 24 Jul 2008 12:49:00 GMT |
Wired Jaw |
my jaw was wired shut because i was hauling ass and hit a tree. it was a 1963 dodge dart station wagon.the doctor told me"you totaled your car""i want some water"'you can't have water. you might vomit...
Posted by on Thu, 24 Jul 2008 00:20:00 GMT |
The Smoothie |
It was in those naive and privileged days of early college life that I first learned to find humor in my shame. This anecdote from that period marks the beginning of a downward plunge from self-respec...
Posted by on Wed, 23 Jul 2008 14:04:00 GMT |
What Not To E-Mail Someone You Just Pissed On |
Dear awkWORD,A friend of mine forwarded this message that he wrote to a co-worker he pissed on:_________________________________________________________
____________________________________________"Fro...
Posted by on Tue, 15 Jul 2008 22:33:00 GMT |
its just always so awkward... |
Arris: my new awkword will be about the constantly awkward interactions i have with these two girls at a bank my company does work for.me: oh do tellArris: i have to think of specific e...
Posted by on Thu, 17 Jul 2008 14:58:00 GMT |
The kward Jam (Jammin’ Awkward) |
I was at a small dinner party the other night. The attendees were myself, five of my close friends, our host's computer teacher from the Apple Store, and his wife. The party was arranged with some lig...
Posted by on Mon, 07 Jul 2008 17:46:00 GMT |
Parkin’ Awkward |
I was waiting outside my boyfriend's apartment building, watching for his car, which was sure to pull into the garage any minute. Sure enough, a car pulled up in the driveway and the gates began to op...
Posted by on Sat, 21 Jun 2008 14:49:00 GMT |
Baby fix |
I was at work and it was the time in the morning when all of the babies are dropped off. I was sitting on the ground, doing nothing really, kind of wanting something to do, when a mom and her baby cam...
Posted by on Fri, 06 Jul 2007 00:26:00 GMT |
White Transperacy at its best... |
awkWORD is... Sitting at Sunday dinner at my (ex)girlfriends parents house. It's an extravagant table full of things like gothic drip less candles, Martha Stuart-esq centerpieces, and carefully crafte...
Posted by on Wed, 16 May 2007 13:59:00 GMT |
Kid Logic |
I remember it well. I was in eighth grade. And I didn't know what a "blow job." was. Well... I thought I knew what it was, but according to everyone else in eighth grade, I was wrong.
Wher...
Posted by on Fri, 06 Apr 2007 14:41:00 GMT |
