William Wheaton hates ringtone spam

About Me

Yes, and welcome to the webpage of the reclusive author grandson of the man who invented the M-14! My books are available at Lulu.com. But what am I like as a guy?What do people really think of me?As one woman wrote into me here..."Not sure why you'd have the nads to send a friend request, unless someone else is now managing your MySpace page. From what I recall, you were fairly nasty to me.By the way, now that I know what you look like, I am so glad we never met in person! This is a low blow, but it needs to be said: you are grotesquely ugly.And you're a sloppy, boring writer.You're also blocked.If you manage to worm your pathetic way in anyhow, I will make sure your profile(s) are deleted. Go any farther than that, and I will begin harassment proceedings in civil court. I really, really don't like you. Therefore if you bother me again even by accident, I'll make sure you feel it for a long time.Bye! "(If you write in I'll get you her contact info...)

My Interests

Guns, travel, literature

I'd like to meet:

Gamblers, shooters, fast women and users!

Music:

Joy Division, Master Musicians of Jajouka, Earth, Circle, Voivod, Michael Jackson, Phil Spector, Psychic TV, R.Kelly's "Trapped in the Closet"...

Movies:

Gremlins, Dune, Critters, Eyes Wide Shut, The Howling,Society, Videodrome, Empire of the Sun, Jonestown:Life and Death of Peoples Temple, Ghoulies,

Television:

CNN...other news networks...

Books:

Well, it would be a very very long list if it was any book that I read...actually, I don't like that many books even though I am an author...I believe in a small core of literary works...Artaud, the Bible, Shakespeare's Tragedies, DeSade, "Moby Dick" Lautreamont "Maldoror" Notes from Underground", Kafka "the Metamphorisis", William Faulkner "the Sound and the Fury","Mass Pyschology of Fascism" by Wielhelm Reich,Genet, Mishima,"Divine Horseman" by Maya Daren, Philip K. Dick,J.G. Ballard Thomas Pynchon,"Blood Meridian" By Cormac McCarthy, William T. Vollmann

Heroes:

My grandfather, for inventing the m-14 assualt rifle.

My Blog

R. Kelly

Now, You Can Fly Digital Entertainment Corp. is proud to announce the release of R.Kelly's CGI Child Pornography Trial Adventure- a new on-line interactive game where you can be inte...
Posted by William Wheaton hates ringtone spam on Tue, 21 Aug 2007 12:46:00 PST

Whats Hot in Hollywood?

What's Hot in Hollywood?(Excerpt from column "What's Hot in Hollywood" from Celebrity Watch Magazine, August 2007. Author: Catherine Walker) It's the latest trend among Hollywood's young starlets! Dri...
Posted by William Wheaton hates ringtone spam on Mon, 20 Aug 2007 09:54:00 PST

Richard McBeef

Richard McBeef These last few weeks I had been toying with the notion of going to Nevada because my friend Peter Thompson was telling me about the gun shows and shooting ranges out there, and I've bee...
Posted by William Wheaton hates ringtone spam on Fri, 20 Apr 2007 12:37:00 PST

Circle and Earth Review

Circle: Miljard And Earth: HibernaclumBy William Wheaton I've heard people talk about a "new" phenomenon called "experimental metal" and I suppose that's good in a way. I'll be the first to tell you t...
Posted by William Wheaton hates ringtone spam on Fri, 20 Apr 2007 12:34:00 PST

The New Book

The New Book Here is briefly what the deal is on the new book. It is entitled Eight Minutes To Live and it is a science fiction novel and my first full-length novel. My hope is to have copies availa...
Posted by William Wheaton hates ringtone spam on Tue, 26 Dec 2006 05:24:00 PST

Syd Barrett R.I.P

The Madcap Laughs (Syd Barrett, R.I.P) by William Wheaton It has been brought to my attention that Syd Barrett (1946-2006), the original lead singer of Pink Floyd who had a brief solo career, has pass...
Posted by William Wheaton hates ringtone spam on Wed, 12 Jul 2006 01:47:00 PST

AeonElectron Captain Curnch Pedophilia Opinon ed....

here's the new opinon ed for AeonElectron by Vertigo....In My Opinion Captain Crunch is a Pedophile! In My opinion John Draper, a.k.a. Captain Crunch,who is one of the world's most famous hacker...
Posted by William Wheaton hates ringtone spam on Mon, 30 Jan 2006 12:03:00 PST