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Bob

life's a bitch and i'm it's pimp

About Me

Nixon's spirit will be with us for the rest of our lives. Whether it's me or Bill Clinton or you or Curt Cobane or Bishop Tutu or Heath Richards or Amy Fisher or Boris Elton's daughter or your fiance's sixteen year old beer drunk brother with his whole life like a thunder cloud out in front of him. This is not a generational thing; you don't even have to know who Richard Nixon was to be a victim of his evil Nazi spirit. He has poisoned our water forever. Nixon will be remembered as a classic case of a smart man shitting in his own nest, but he also shit in our nest, and that is a crime that history will burn on his memory like a brand. By disgracing the Presidency of the United States, by fleeing the White House like a diseased cur. Richard Nixon broke the heart of the American Dream.

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I met this girl Jenn on myspace a long time ago and she had computer problems so I couldn't talk to her anymore, but just a few days ago she got back online and I started talking to her again. We came to the conclusion that I'm so badass that her life has no meaning anymore cause she talked to me. So she is going to kill herself in her own urine and then she is going to haunt me. But it's not going to be a shitty haunting it's going to be a badass haunting cause we both hate just about everyone. So we will team up and be the first human/ghost haunting squad. That's right, I'm gonna have an attack ghost.

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Fuck Yeah To Mobile Bombs!

So I got a letter today from my trucks dealership saying there has been a recall on the truck model I own.  Apparently they found out that the trucks can spontaneously combust and explode.  ...
Posted by Bob on Tue, 20 May 2008 11:32:00 PST

My Youtube Dream

I'm over at my buddy Adam's house and we're hanging out, watching tv, drinking beer, and eating pizza.  Shortly after we are done eating I pass the fuck out and have an awesome dream.  It pl...
Posted by Bob on Thu, 01 May 2008 09:26:00 PST

Shannons Birthday and Last Night.

The day after Valentines day is my buddy Shannon's birthday.  So I asked Shannon, "Shannon, what do you want for your birthday?"  After she of course said she would like nothing more than to...
Posted by Bob on Mon, 18 Feb 2008 04:38:00 PST

I’M A MOTHERFUCKING HERO!!!!

So I was walking down McHenry, that's a street in Modesto if you don't know, and I'm going to a book store.  I see this blind lady walking across the street and when she gets to my side she hits ...
Posted by Bob on Mon, 11 Feb 2008 02:47:00 PST

I Got Raped By A 6 Year Old Boy Today.

After I sleep this off I'll tell the tale.   Ok, I'm well rested now.  So yesterday I went skiing with Tara, Maria, Shannon, and Tara's boyfriend Tony aptly titled The Floozy.  All in ...
Posted by Bob on Mon, 14 Jan 2008 06:52:00 PST

New Years

New Years was pretty good, a couple friends and I went to Sacramento to a party.  The fun part was that it was thrown in a building that had bowling, lazer tag, a night club, an arcade, and a bar...
Posted by Bob on Fri, 04 Jan 2008 10:46:00 PST

I’m Out!

I'll be in Oregon for a while so if any of you want to talk to me you'll just have to wait.
Posted by Bob on Wed, 19 Dec 2007 04:48:00 PST

11000!!!

Wow, I have 11000 myspace views....what the crap is that?
Posted by Bob on Tue, 23 Oct 2007 12:58:00 PST

Sweet Sweet Happyness

I just had eggs and salsa, grilled cheese sandwich with this bomb ass mexican cheese, a pickle, and a glass of sangria for breakfast.  Now I'm going to play Armored Core 4 for a while......I love...
Posted by Bob on Thu, 11 Oct 2007 11:43:00 PST

OH MY GOD JESUS REALLY DOES LOVE ME!!!!

Guess who just won a Playstation 3 of the radio?  Fuck yeah it's me!  Sweet God I am so happy right now....so if you'll excuse me I'm going to go and drink beer and play Heavenly Sword....so...
Posted by Bob on Thu, 04 Oct 2007 04:45:00 PST