------Who and or slash what is the entity known as WindowLicker? The question has plagued the cultures of Earth as far back as the beginning of this century. After years spent operating through the cover of an underground shadow network, they have finally revealed themselves. Initiating a fullscale cultural assault based just west of the Philadelphias.--------Little is known about the individuals who claim leadership of this group. What can be proven is puzzling at best. A drummer? Sure, they've got one. His name's Tony and he's a little silver box who's brain is not unlike that of the Robocop. But unlike the Robocop, he is capable of mad rhythm skills. If you fed T1000 a drum set, you'd be close, but still cigar-less. And if you fed T1000 a microphone, then a Robocop, then a bunch of old Janis Joplin tapes, then an Ed-209, then "The Temptations' Greatest Hits", then all the Chinese food you could afford, and then to top it off "Bohemian Rhapsody" by Queen, and T1000 went crazy from too much input like Johnny 5 and ran around screaming he was a LaTiTiLa tribesman and hanging out in thrift stores; well, if you can even picture such a thing then I'm sure you're plenty familiar with the lead singer and can appreciate the difficulty of transcribing her coolness with words. Do you like guitar? No? Good, me either. I hate all that boring, whiney, solo crap. What happened to cool sounding guitar you could nod your head to? Why didn't Iggy Pop and James Brown ever have children? Even if they just had one kid, and PJ Harvey was like Mary Poppins and taught Iggy James Brown Pop Jr. magical lessons so that one day he could literally punch a guitar right in the jaw, that might be cool. That would be some guitar music I might check out.-----------------------Like I said it's all pretty confusing. And that's just what we can prove. The rumors of a shadowy guru figure aiding the WindowLicker cause indicates that the true power of this organization has only been hinted at. Could the content of the disc now being referred to as "The WindowLicker Demo EP Vol.1/Think Rich" hold the key? Let's hope so, because no matter what you believe, this is just the beginning. WindowLicker must be stopped.-------------------
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