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ED McMAHON'S PARTY MACHINE!!

YES SIR, VERY GOOD SIR!!!

About Me

just a not so regular guy who's good at making jokes and odd comments on things that are strangely hilarious and crazy. I also personally know Jesus Christ ( not THE jesus christ, its just a regular guy with the name. What do u think that there was only one jesus? don't be a fool, it looks great on applications for jobs, really who wouldn't want jesus working for them? heal any accidents that happen and turn mexicans into american citzens by a wave of his hands!!! YAY!! hey, dude, that isn't funny!! too soon!!TOO SOON!!) thats just a taste of the crazy ramblings that happen when I start typing so look around for a few seconds before u relize that my site sucks and u leave, but pray that those fews seconds are the best of ur life!!
You scored as Pinhead. You are Pinhead. You come straight from hell. Your curiosity has caused you to make some mistakes in life. But you are now more powerful than you have ever been. You enjoy pain just as much as you enjoy pleasure. Unlike most killers, you like to make sure your victims suffer for all eternity.

Pinhead


100%

Jigsaw


80%

Leatherface


65%

Freddy Krueger


60%

Hannibal Lecter


60%

Buffalo Bill


45%

Candyman


35%

Michael Myers


35%

Jason Voorhees


25%

Captain Spaulding


15%
Which Horror Killer are You?
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You are The Devil

Materiality. Material Force. Material temptation; sometimes obsession

The Devil is often a great card for business success; hard work and ambition.

Perhaps the most misunderstood of all the major arcana, the Devil is not really "Satan" at all, but Pan the half-goat nature god and/or Dionysius. These are gods of pleasure and abandon, of wild behavior and unbridled desires. This is a card about ambitions; it is also synonymous with temptation and addiction. On the flip side, however, the card can be a warning to someone who is too restrained, someone who never allows themselves to get passionate or messy or wild - or ambitious. This, too, is a form of enslavement. As a person, the Devil can stand for a man of money or erotic power, aggressive, controlling, or just persuasive. This is not to say a bad man, but certainly a powerful man who is hard to resist. The important thing is to remember that any chain is freely worn. In most cases, you are enslaved only because you allow it.

What Tarot Card are You?
Take the Test to Find Out.

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My Interests

art,writing,music,video games, any intresting writers, or any one with the mad art skills.The Dante's Inferno Test has banished you to the Seventh Level of Hell!
Here is how you matched up against all the levels:

Level Score
Purgatory (Repenting Believers) Very Low
Level 1 - Limbo (Virtuous Non-Believers) Very Low
Level 2 (Lustful) High
Level 3 (Gluttonous) Low
Level 4 (Prodigal and Avaricious) High
Level 5 (Wrathful and Gloomy) Moderate
Level 6 - The City of Dis (Heretics) Moderate
Level 7 (Violent) Extreme
Level 8- the Malebolge (Fraudulent, Malicious, Panderers) Very High
Level 9 - Cocytus (Treacherous) Moderate
Take the Dante's Inferno Hell Test

I'd like to meet:

I think that I would like to meet jesus....and the ghost of Bruce Lee....and Frank sinatra. that would be pretty kick ass. think about it. Jesus walks around being jesus and if any jesus hating romans come a knockin' Bruce lee literally breaks them in two!! and frank sintra does all the music and has his mob ties kidnap pontius pilot for the freedom of the jews or something or other. Its a rough draft people!!! Work with me here!!!
You scored as James Bond, Agent 007. James Bond is MI6's best agent, a suave, sophisticated super spy with charm, cunning, and a license's to kill. He doesn't care about rules or regulations and somewhat amoral. He does care about saving humanity though, as well as the beautiful women who fill his world. Bond has expensive tastes, a wide knowledge of many subjects, and his usually armed with a clever gadget and an appropriate one-liner.

Indiana Jones


100%

James Bond, Agent 007


100%

Captain Jack Sparrow


96%

Neo, the "One"


83%

Batman, the Dark Knight


79%

Lara Croft


79%

Maximus


67%

William Wallace


54%

The Terminator


46%

El Zorro


46%

The Amazing Spider-Man


42%
Which Action Hero Would You Be? v. 2.0
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Music:

Iggy Pop,WindowLicker,Kasabian,NIN,Clinic, hot chip,Kool Keith,PJ Harvey,The Gorillaz,Cake,television,Richard Hell,Beastie Boys,The Prodigy,!!!,Radiohead,The Clash,Beck,The Roger Sisters,The Talking Heads,Crystal Method,Doctor Octagon (I saw him in concert when he came to philly,it was worth five hours of standing just to shake his hand),Devo,The Doors,Jimi Hendrix,Johnny Cash,DJ Shadow,Flaming Lips,Franz Ferdinand,George Clinton,James Brown,Jaimie Lidell,Jamiroquai,John Spencer Blues Explosion,Joy Division,Massive Attack,suicide,Clinic,Metric,Pink Floyd,Prince,Queens of the Stone Age,Sonic Youth,Tom Waits,yeah yeah yeahs,Dan the Automater,RjD2,Kasabian,Patti Smith Group.

Movies:

Batman Begins,Superman returns,A BitterSweet Life,a fist full of dollars,Way of the Dragon,Oldboy,For a few dollars more,Darkman,Heat,Sympathy for Mr.Venegence,A Clockwork Orange,Ichi the Killer,The Good the Bad and the Ugly,Izo,Blue Velvet,Strangers with candy,hellraiser 1&2,24 hour party people,Evil Dead,Evil Dead 2,Lady Vengence,Army of Darkness,Monty Python and the holy grail,Fear and Loathing in las Vegas,Dead Man Shoes,Bring me the head of alfredo Garcia,Millers Crossing,Memento,Fight Club,Se7en,Following,Silence of the lambs,Manhunter,The Game,Audition,Brick,appleseed,candyman,Anchorman,Enter the Dragon,American Psycho,The 40 Year old virgin,Bram Stokers Dracula,Equilibrium,Cecil B Demented,Blade,Hard boiled,Zoolander,Spider-mam,One Flew over the cuckoo's nest,Karas;The Prophecy,Spider-man 2,The Doors,A better tommorow 2,brother,The killer,Audition,blade 2,The Crow,Ghostbusters,Akira,Munich,Nightbreed,Ghostbusters 2,battle royale,the big lebowski,blazing sadles,the blind swordsman: zatoichi,session 9,brotherhood of the wolf,city of lost souls,caddyshack,blood the last vampire,chopper,Deadly outlaw rekka,Dr.Strangelove,the hulk,final fantasy VI:advent children,A history of violence.
Which Trainspotting Character Are You?

Television:

hey I love that band!! nevermind, I watch alot of british shows because there a hell of a lot better then the shit the air on american TV, and reality shows suck! So thats Doctor Who, Life on Mars,Samurai Champloo,Aqua Teen Hunger Force,The Simpsons,Spaced,sealab 2021,Peep Show,Samurai 7,The Young ones,cowboy bebop,Newsradio,trigun,spawn,Mr.Show,FLCL,Arrested Development,monty Python's flying circus,Home Movies,the Colbert Report,the Daily Show,Strangers with candy,hellsing,The office(britsh),Dr. Katz,berserk.

Books:

Abarat 1&2,Hush,The Dark Knight Returns,The Collected Works of Alan Moore,Swamp Thing,The Talisman,Watchmen,V for Vandetta,The Punisher,Fight Club,At the mountains of madness,and many more.

Heroes:

Alan Moore,Iggy Pop,Clint Eastwood,Robert Mitchum.

My Blog

reasons why I hate facebook

well for one the name, it just doesn't roll of the tongue to nicely. the second is that you actually have to know people, or have friends,which is just a no go for me. their whole interface is a littl...
Posted by ED McMAHON'S PARTY MACHINE!! on Mon, 18 Jun 2007 09:45:00 PST

well thats good!

I know I know! "didn't you say u were going to fix that blog thats all in scattered shambles thats about viggo mortisen actually being radiohead or something? well stop asking questions because I can'...
Posted by ED McMAHON'S PARTY MACHINE!! on Fri, 04 May 2007 08:54:00 PST

do I have a usual?updated*

alright, stop with the cock jokes. thats right I can hear you out there making jokes about what I could mean by saying usual. and how did I say, wheres the emphasis in the question. "all man, he'...
Posted by ED McMAHON'S PARTY MACHINE!! on Fri, 06 Apr 2007 09:43:00 PST

A hogwarts of violence (warning of explict death of possibly beloved characters)

Now I love the movie a history of violence. For a many of a reason, one being that all of the killer hitmen are from philly and I think thats how everyone from philadelphia should be represented, in a...
Posted by ED McMAHON'S PARTY MACHINE!! on Sun, 11 Mar 2007 08:51:00 PST

no.....Myspcae gets it the worst of all.

Fuck myspace, I just wrote a goddamn blog and when I went to post it said that there was an error  so I refreshed and it fucking erased my god damn blog, I fucking hate myspace right now, don't b...
Posted by ED McMAHON'S PARTY MACHINE!! on Mon, 19 Feb 2007 08:21:00 PST

SHED BLOOD IN THE NAME OF THE ALMIGHT DRUID GOD MANWICH !!!!

AAAHHHH yes! I've been having visions of the almighty god manwich in all of his divine and mighty forms! yes hail to the sky's of the heavens and all of the.....hhhmmm...fires below? i don't know...
Posted by ED McMAHON'S PARTY MACHINE!! on Fri, 26 Jan 2007 03:37:00 PST

ideals and warren ellis-Read if u dare!! thats right, I'm talking to you!

     Now I've posted a paragraph talking about Warren Ellis, who is an excellent writer. One can be lead to believe that he writes as well as he drinks,or at least creeps people th...
Posted by ED McMAHON'S PARTY MACHINE!! on Fri, 12 Jan 2007 05:35:00 PST

add as friend-APRIL FOOLS!! I HATE U SO DON'T ADD ME!

the other day I was going through pages on myspace, broadening my horizons and looking for a digital good time or any peeping tom advertisements(YES,FIX YOUR HAIR MORE!!!)that give an odd sense that m...
Posted by ED McMAHON'S PARTY MACHINE!! on Mon, 08 Jan 2007 04:13:00 PST

Thanx for the add/fancy graphic that kills page load time-strike of the robotic warren ellis!!

Am I the only one who isn't mildly confused by these things, these comments that are thanking people for the proverbial "add", yet seeing how theres more then one meaning for the word add its a little...
Posted by ED McMAHON'S PARTY MACHINE!! on Sun, 24 Dec 2006 12:55:00 PST

edison force VS Newtons Law showdown of hell in the door way of deaths dungeon 59!!!

I like the movie donnie darko, its a good movie. I like it because of its intresting ideas and concepts and beacuse Patrick swayzes character is the proud owner of a kiddie porn dungeon...
Posted by ED McMAHON'S PARTY MACHINE!! on Tue, 12 Dec 2006 07:38:00 PST