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*DivineMrsM*

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I am about as mad as they come! Thoughts come pouring out before I sensor them. So you never know what I'll say next. I am married to the coolest guy in the universe! Everyone say hello to Steve AKA The M&C I have two sons, aged 18 & 3. AKA Spawn & Feral. Brendan - There was no need to go, but we understand why you did. Hope you found happiness, Dewy. We love you and miss you dreadfully.

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My Interests

Writing. AFL - Go Lions! NRL - Go Titans! V8's - Go Murph! (hehe Holden Girl Playing Pool - I'm shit at it, but it's fun! Tattoos! I have 6 now and plans for several more

I'd like to meet:

Jimmy Barnes; Billy Connelly; The Dalai Lama; The Red Fraggle; A chocolate flavoured prawn; Lip balm than never wears off; Lash extending/curling mascara that ACTUALLY works; My 17 year old self so I can tell her not to let pregnancy make her fat.

Music:

Aussie Rock: Jimmy Barnes AC/DC Radiators Jet Wolfmother Rogue Traders Liquidate Killing Heidi Sick Puppies Huge Blues fan.. Ash Grunwald is soooo cool. Anything really, except FRIGGIN BRITNEY (or as we call her... Shitney Tears)

Movies:

Am currently madly in love with "Hairspray"I luurrve horror! Also like: Shawshank Redemption Bridget Jones Kenny Mean Machine Da Vinci Code etc, etc. And I have a soft spot for animation. Let's all watch a Pixar marathon!

Television:

All Saints; Grey's Anatomy; Spicks-n-Specks; RockWiz; 24; MythBusters and the news (and Bold & the Beautiful)

Books:

Clive Cussler Ilsa Evans JK Rowling Maeve Binchy Dean Koontz Lee Child and the list goes on and on and on. Basically, anything with words.

Heroes:

MUM AND DAD *RIP*; JESSE, for growing up within my madness and turning out to be a cool adult; STEVE, for calling me on all my bullshit; ME! For battling all the demons and coming out the other side smelling like coconut body lotion.

My Blog

Blog number 301 is not very exciting...

Wahey! This is my 301st blog! Shit I talk a load of rubbish.... Anyhoo, yesterday after my little man redeemed himself in the best (and cutest) way, I took myself shopping with my final payc...
Posted by *DivineMrsM* on Tue, 11 Dec 2007 01:49:00 PST

Why I love my life!

Even after the weekends shock events, life is too good for words! But I'll give it a go... 1. My husband poured me a huge bubblebath and gave me a massage while my facial mask did its thang. 2. My eld...
Posted by *DivineMrsM* on Mon, 10 Dec 2007 07:55:00 PST

Bah Fucking Humbug Biatch!

Errm, hi! Remember me? Yeah, I know I haven't been around much lately... I was doing shit. But that's all over now. I was fired. Let go. Sent on her merry way. Downsized. The BITCH did a 180 on me, in...
Posted by *DivineMrsM* on Sun, 09 Dec 2007 11:00:00 PST

New tattoo

Here it is... the new tattoo. Kanji "Rest In Peace. Father and Mother" Took all of 18 minutes. And yes, I wanted to nod off. Again....
Posted by *DivineMrsM* on Mon, 03 Dec 2007 03:40:00 PST

A home of our own!!! Not gonna happen.

Shit and Goddammit!After working some magic... fiddling the books and talking til we were blue in the face, the Australian Dream is not going to be appearing in our sleepytime.We can afford it. If we ...
Posted by *DivineMrsM* on Sun, 02 Dec 2007 02:47:00 PST

Countdown

December 1st24 days til Christmas*listen for collective scream*I've (more or less) finished my Christmas shopping. Thank you internet shopping!All the Christmas cards are addressed! Let's hope Austral...
Posted by *DivineMrsM* on Sat, 01 Dec 2007 05:08:00 PST

Hello, did you notice I was gone?

I was here, sometimes.My mind was close to slipping away.It was not a pretty sight.I had suicidal thoughts, tried to run away and wanted to sleep a lot.It was a meltdown of great proportions.I didn't ...
Posted by *DivineMrsM* on Tue, 27 Nov 2007 12:11:00 PST

Schoolies time AGAIN aaaaarrrggggghhhh

IAMALREADYCOMPLETELYOVERSCHOOLIES!Just a tad over 24 hours after Schoolies began, I'm trying to figure out how I can get away with picking off random kids with an Uzi...Anyway, Jess has officially mov...
Posted by *DivineMrsM* on Sun, 18 Nov 2007 02:55:00 PST

Employed child makes The Divine HAPPY HAPPY JOY JOY

*does happy dance all about living room*Oh the joy!Eldest child, AKA Spawn, has landed his arse a job!All of him has the job, not just his arse... but I digress.My 'bombard the bastards with email app...
Posted by *DivineMrsM* on Wed, 14 Nov 2007 11:42:00 PST

Anonymous Sex *UPDATE*

Ha!Gotcha!This blog is a test to see how many people like reading blog with this subject..>Posts 0 1 291 Comments 2 5 736 Views 23 84 11097 Kudos ...
Posted by *DivineMrsM* on Mon, 12 Nov 2007 01:37:00 PST