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cal wilson

calwilson

About Me

Hiya, Im Cal. Though I now live in Australia, I was born and bred in New Zealand, which I guess makes me the Phar Lap of Aussie comedy. Although hopefully not as covered in coarse hair.At the moment you Aussies can keep an ear out for me on Nova, weekdays 4-6m on "the Akmal Show with Cal Wilson" (sure, it's a long winded title, but then so are we). TGYH bits of me are up on youtube (I'd put them on here, but that requires a technological aptitude that I just don't posses). People flying Air New Zealand can find me sounding just a bit too excited on the kids channel. Probably of more interest to the under sevens, that one - not that they're big into MySpace - although no doubt Fisher Price will be bringing out My First MySpace any moment now. But I digress.Comedy bio to the left, jokers to the right, here I am, stuck in the middle with you. Or words to that effect. Blogs less common these days, given I have an actual job that happens every day. Bear with me, there will be more waffle. (Perhaps even with syrup)Upcoming live gigs are up there at the top, but you already figured that out.

My Interests

comedy, music, shiny things

I'd like to meet:

comedy fans, comedians, shiny things

Music:

Force fed a diet of brass bands, Gilbert and Sullivan, and bagpipe music as a child, I'll pretty much listen to anything except gangsta rap and the heavier metals. Boney M and ABBA were my first passionate loves (go easy on me, I was 4), but I've since moved on to Tom Waits, Elvis Costello, Patti Smith, Elbow, Goldenhorse, The Arcade Fire, The Residents, Snakefinger, Robyn Hitchcock, The Brunettes, Eddi Reader, Goodshirt, P J Harvey, David Gray, Nick Cave, Corn Mo, Peter Plumleys Playroom, Bic Runga, Don McGlashan in all his forms, Jonathan Richman, They Might Be Giants, Oleg Kostrow, The Divine Comedy, Steriogram, Nitin Sawhney, Cake, The Tokey Tones, Ron Sexsmith, King Curly, Ben Folds, Jack L, Lisa Miller.

Movies:

Underground, Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind, Fargo, Peewee's Big Adventure, The Frighteners, Three Amigos, LOTR (well come on, I wouldn't be a Kiwi otherwise) Sione's Wedding, The Castle, The Princess Bride, Charade, Some like it Hot, Brazil, Thank you for Smoking, and anything with William H Macy and John C Reilly in it.

Television:

The League of Gentlemen, Arrested Development, Curb Your Enthusiasm, Little Britain, Big Train, Sapphire and Steel, The Avengers, Love My Way, Footballers Wives, The Catherine Tate Show, Smack the Pony, Shooting Stars, Spicks and Specks, Thank God You're Here, The Fall and Rise of Reginald Perrin

Books:

I'll read anything. Although I do struggle with the racing pages in the paper (there's never much of a story, and it's always about ponies). My first love was P.G. Wodehouse, and I'm still a sucker for him. I love a good bio (or even a salacious, evil one), and for some reason I'm a bandit for the history of european royalty (maybe it's because I am Anastacia) (not the singy one). I'm out and proud as a a fan of Steven King, and I love a good horror story, Clive Barker's 'Weaveworld' is a favourite. I'll read anything by Isabel Allende, Terry Pratchett and Ian Rankin, and I love anything by or about the Mitfords. Kaz Cooke's books are always brilliant, funny AND useful. Books I've read 80 million times: 'Perfume' by Patrick Susskind, 'The Lovely Bones' by Alice Sebold, 'Birdy' by William Wharton, 'Geek Love' by Katherine Dunn. 'True Story' by Bill Maher, 'Behind the Scenes at the Museum,' by Kate Atkinson. I'll think of more I expect - I clearly need to up my highbrow quotient.

My Blog

Hi, you may not remember me, but.....

So this is the part where you guys go: "Oh, so you decided to come back, did you? Thought you could just waltz back in here after so long, and expect me to read you, like NOTHING'S happened, and it ha...
Posted by cal wilson on Sun, 14 Oct 2007 05:56:00 PST

Hellooo, only me...

Hey hey  long time, no read. Sorry about that, things on. I am currently in Adelaide, sister city of Christchurch, my home town - and you can see the resemblance: they're both designed by the same gu...
Posted by cal wilson on Sat, 24 Mar 2007 08:55:00 PST

Flying and crying

I am writing this in the air. Which may make it hard to read, because biro doesn't really show up on oxygen. Hilarious Wilson, do continue.I'm on my way back from NZ, having been to my Grandmother's 9...
Posted by cal wilson on Sun, 26 Nov 2006 04:22:00 PST

Gross, and a little bit Cat Lady

I am seriously grossed out right now. The cat has just surpassed itself. In the 8 years that we have owned each other, Pod has done many things to disturb me, but tonight he wins the trophy. He has ju...
Posted by cal wilson on Tue, 31 Oct 2006 03:29:00 PST

Venting in the Briz

I am writing this from Brisvegas. Help me. Actually I quite like Brisbane, it's warm and they have good clothes shops, which I think we can establish as two basic ground rules for what Cal likes in a ...
Posted by cal wilson on Sun, 15 Oct 2006 04:18:00 PST

birthday perthday

So I am now officIALLY 100 YEARS OLD (BLOody caps lock). How exciting - hoorah and thanks again for all the birthday wishes I got from everyone, no telegram from the Queen which is a bit slack, althou...
Posted by cal wilson on Sun, 08 Oct 2006 06:10:00 PST

an actual blog about blogging a blog

So, the theory at my house is that I am going to have a regular blog on this page. Which excites me, but probably leaves most of you either in a state of whelm, or even slightly under.Being, as I beli...
Posted by cal wilson on Tue, 03 Oct 2006 07:47:00 PST

oh the newness of it all

Yes right, even more addicted than I thought possible, and less productive than I ever dreamed I could be. Keep wandering off through a vast inviting rabbit warren of other people's pages, and suddenl...
Posted by cal wilson on Tue, 26 Sep 2006 08:20:00 PST

Dipping my toe in the murky waters of myspace

Oh lordy, I've only been on Myspace fpr 40 minutes and I already don't have time for my real life! This is more addictive than anything I've ever experienced, including chocolate fish, catsinsinks.com...
Posted by cal wilson on Thu, 21 Sep 2006 05:56:00 PST