Rita was raised by musicians in Joplin [No, you've probably never heard of it.]. Carolyn was raised by a pack of wolves and a Super Nintendo. Rita sang for a band called The Big Shiny Robots. Carolyn played guitar for a band called Hamn. Rita drinks wine from coffee mugs. Carolyn loves milk, and lets everyone know that everytime she drinks it. Rita has a fiance, Danny, AKA local rapper Impulss. Carolyn has a crush on eeeevery boy. Rita eats a lot of sandwiches. Carolyn utters nonsense while transposing songs, like "E-B-G-B-E-B-G-B!" Rita works at a fly ass bar, Handsome Willy's. Carolyn works for Sno Angels Snoballs and Where Y'at? magazine. Rita likes to write music. Carolyn likes to write about music. Rita is short. Carolyn is not. Rita let Carolyn be her "little sister", even though Rita already has one 5 days older than Carolyn. Carolyn always wanted a big sister like Rita, and now she has her. Rita has an awesome laugh. Carolyn likes to make Rita laugh. Rita has a pretty voice. Carolyn does not. When Carolyn drinks, Rita worries about Carolyn. When Carolyn drinks, Carolyn worries about Nancy Hawthorne. Rita rocked it out solo at a few open mic nights. Carolyn watched and applauded. Rita wanted Carolyn to play with her. Carolyn thought that was swell. Rita called Carolyn on Thursday July 20, 2006 and asked her if she wanted to play the Homegrown Designs show at Shiloh that Saturday. Carolyn replied, "We don't even have any songs written yet.. Heck yes, let's do this show." Rita played the show. Carolyn played the show. Rita might think this sounds a lot like the Wine Bangers bio. Carolyn knows, and likes it that way.
Rita will sing sweetly to you if you book/come to our shows. Carolyn will beat you into a pulp if you don't.
