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carolyn

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About Me


And shepherds we shall be, for Thee, my Lord, for Thee. Power hath descended forth from Thy hand that our feet may swiftly carry out Thy command. So we shall flow a river forth unto Thee, and teeming with souls shall it ever be, In Nomine Patris, Et Filii, Et Spiritus Sancti.

Blunts happen.

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My Interests



Oh, and world domination.

I'd like to meet:

Your mom. No, really.

Music:

Tastes good.

Movies:

Dark Knight. Toy Story. Hook. Boondock Saints. 300. Talladega Nights: The Ballad of Ricky Bobby. The Departed. Devil's Rejects. Grandma's Boy. The Secretary. Apocalypto. Silent Hill. Old Boy. Memento. Battle Royale. Smokin' Aces. Children of Men. Resident Evil. Dawn of the Dead. Can't Hardly Wait. Wedding Crashers. Clockers. Clueless. Harold and Kumar. Harold and Kumar 2. Old School. Road Trip. AND NO OTHERS.

Television:

Weeds. Robot Chicken. Entourage. Planet Earth. The Tudors. Jeopardy/Wheel of Fortune.

Books:

The Rum Diary. The Bell Jar. Confederacy of Dunces. American Psycho. Any Poe, Allen Ginsberg, Lester Bangs, or Hunter S. Thompson.

Heroes:

Your mom. And my mom.

My Blog

What I got for my 21st birthday..

Can't believe after 7 years since my first alcoholic beverage (rum and coke while talking on the phone with Danny Riviere and Alex Woodward.. love those fools) I've finally turned 21. W...
Posted by carolyn on Thu, 22 May 2008 10:16:00 PST

Fantabulous shows you should attend with me...

Far too many amazing shows are taking place in the coming months for us not to have a banging live music sextravaganza..Jan 12 - FTA and various ska bands somewhere in Slidell, all ages, $6, 6:30?Jan ...
Posted by carolyn on Fri, 28 Dec 2007 05:05:00 PST

My 20th birthday

Your Birthdate: May 19You are resilient, and no doubt your resilience has already been tested.You've had some difficult experiences in your life, but you are wise from them.Having had to grow up quick...
Posted by carolyn on Thu, 24 May 2007 06:26:00 PST

I went to Amsterdam.

And it was the most amazing experience of my life. My best girl Erin "Veggies" Eagan, the 2nd most beautiful city I've ever seen (The semester's almost over. I'm wicked stressed about finishing everyt...
Posted by carolyn on Wed, 25 Apr 2007 08:31:00 PST

We're not low.

If my high school friends ever use internet services to "find out what I'm up to", I want them to click my name and have it bring them to a webpage that has nothing but a picture of me from our Senior...
Posted by carolyn on Fri, 20 Oct 2006 11:51:00 PST

The poem I'm submitting for workship in 31 minutes.

Enough of that emo crap. Another one of my immature pouty moods. I mean, it had rhyme and reason, but I still shouldn't let things like that get to me. I'm too busy for that kind of bullshit in my lif...
Posted by carolyn on Thu, 21 Sep 2006 11:41:00 PST

So today is the anniversary of Katrina..

..and all you fucking people who aren't even from New Orleans need to SHUT. THE FUCK. UP. Look, so you missed one semester of college at a school down here. WHOOP DEE FUCKING DOO. So you gotta a free ...
Posted by carolyn on Tue, 29 Aug 2006 12:14:00 PST

Mark Twain's Magical Moustache Ride.. Scheduled to Rock Your Pants Off This Saturday at Shiloh!

Yeaaaaaaaaah, buddy. Finally, the moment you've all been waiting for. Reetah and I have finally got our first gig this Saturday.. the Homegrown Show at Shiloh. We'll be opening for a whole bunch of di...
Posted by carolyn on Fri, 21 Jul 2006 10:44:00 PST

I don't like it when juice wears tights.

Tired of all of those surveys made by High School kids?'Have you ever kissed someone?''Missed someone?''Told someone you love them?''Drank alcohol?'Here are some questions for some people who are a li...
Posted by carolyn on Wed, 12 Jul 2006 12:23:00 PST

You know how I know that you're gay?

How? You have a rainbow bumpersticker on your car that says, "I love it when balls are in my face." ..That's gay? ~40 Year Old Virgin, which I just watched with my mom. Slightly awkward, especialmente...
Posted by carolyn on Wed, 12 Jul 2006 08:58:00 PST