Your Mom.
Metal thats it, plain and simple. Just dont be a dicklicking bastard and try to tell me that this shit they call music out today is any good, it sucks trust me.
Heres my list of criteria for good movies.... 1) VIOLENCE!!!! IT BETTER HAVE LOTS OF FUCKING DEAD PEOPLE IN IT 2) TITS, thats right ladies I did not say 1 tit, I said TITS plural meaning the more the better 3) Humor, it better make me laugh or I'll find the pretentious cock sucker that made the peice of shit movie and beat him to death with a shovel 4) If theres an annoying person in the movie he must die, that means any movie with carrot top in it should be burned, and the people who bought it should be blinded with a fork 5) And finally it better have alot of cursing in it, why say crap when you can say jesus mother fucking shit.Oh, yeah... heres a good quote:Pussy, pussy, pussy! All pussy must go. At the Titty Twister we're slashing pussy in half! This is a pussy blow out! Make us an offer on our vast selection of pussy! We got white pussy, black pussy, Spanish pussy, yellow pussy, hot pussy, cold pussy, wet pussy, tight pussy, big pussy, bloody pussy, fat pussy, hairy pussy, smelly pussy, velvet pussy, silk pussy, Naugahyde pussy, snappin' pussy, horse pussy, dog pussy, chicken pussy, fake pussy! If we don't got it, then you don't want it!Attention pussy shoppers! Take advantage of our penny pussy sale! If you buy one piece of pussy at the regular price, you get another piece of pussy of equal or lesser value for only a penny! Try and beat pussy for a penny! If you can find cheaper pussy anywhere else, fuck it!
South Park, and Family guy are the only shows I regularly watch. Other than that its the history channel of the military channel.... I get a hard-on for war.
THE BIBLE!!! HOORAY FOR CHRISTIANITY!
and, anyone who fucked marylin monroe.