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Chelsea Leigh has left for Neptune.

making fucking up look cool since eighty-six

About Me

hi. my name is chelsea and i love the beatles.

i'm a hedonist. but that doesnt make me a slut.

i rarely wear shoes.

i'm a joker, im a smoker, im a midnight toker. i get my lovin' on the run.

i drive a o7 ford fusion. his name is superfly, and hes hella sexy.

i love photography. i love everything about it.

sometimes i talk when i think, and sometimes i whisper when i talk. i dunno, it just kinda happens.

My Interests

You may go if you wish. But remember this: walk away now and you walk away from your crafts, your skills, your vocations; leaving the next generation with nothing but recycled, digitally-sampled techno-grooves, quasi-synth rhythms, pseudo-songs of violence-laden gangsta-rap, acid pop, and simpering, saccharine, soulless slush. Depart now and you forever separate yourselves from the vital American legacies of Robert Johnson, Muddy Waters, Willie Dixon, Jimmy Reed, Memphis Slim, Blind Boy Fuller, Louie Jordon, Little Walter, Big Walter, Sonnyboy Williamson I and II, Otis Redding, Jackie Wilson, Elvis Presley, Lieber and Stoller, and Robert K. Weiss. Turn your backs now and you snuff out the fragile candles of Blues, R&B and Soul, and when those flames flicker and expire, the light of the world is extinguished because the music which has moved mankind through seven decades leading to the millennium will whither and die on the vine of abandonment and neglect.

I'd like to meet:

i'm madly in love with my boyfriend. he's the peanut butter to my jelly.

Music:

john paul george & ringo.

the allman brothers band

ben folds

blind faith

bob marley

chet baker

cream

daft punk

the doors

the disco biscuits

ELO

eric clapton

frank sinatra

g love & special sause

grateful dead

jefferson airplane

jimi hendrix

journey

keller williams

les zeppelin

lou reed

medeski martin & wood

moe.

neil young

the police

phish

pink floyd

radiohead

rusted root

string cheese incident

sublime

tom petty

umphrey's mcgee

the who

yes

Movies:

..fear and loathing in las vagas
..pulp fiction
..reservoir dogs
..kill bill vol 2
..blow
..dodgeball
..goodfellas
..my cousin vinny
..spun
..21 grams
..requiem for a dream
..girl, interupted
..dont be a menace to South Central while drinking your juice in the hood

Television:

scrubs.

Books:

anything by my homeboy, poe.

Heroes:

You know you’re from manalapan when…
… you can stumble into the wawa on union hill at any time of the day, and see at least 6 people you graduated from high school with…
… the same applies to the diner.
… you would never even THINK of eating at the marlboro diner. Fuck that shit.
… you know about six different ways to get to the mall with out using 9.
… if someone asks you where you live, you answer the other side of 33.
… you always bitch and complain there is nothing to do, yet you still go out every fucking night, like its really going to change.
… you became best friends with Frank the security guard so he would let you leave school early.
… you cried when mr. brite died.
… and you cried when they closed down birch hill, and only got pissed when they shut down krome.
… half of you all turned emo on the same exact day
… you know to NEVER speed through englishtown, because those cops are fucking crazy.
… you never got a speeding ticket in manalapan, but got about ten in freehold.
… speed limits don’t really apply in manalapan
… you either went to the battleground deli or the bagel place in yorktown before school every morning.
… you rememeber when someone blew up the toilet in the highschool, and wonder why you didn’t think of it first.
… you end every night at the diner, and Linda or Laura has become one of your favorite people in the world.
… you wonder what its like to sit in the non-smoking section at the diner, then decide that’s for the weird people.
… you know that applebees is for the highschoolers.
… you and at least twenty people you know go to brookdale.
… and hate it.
… you know that point pleasant gets real fucking old.
… you’ve hit a deer or come close to it at least once.
… every time you leave the house, at least three new housing developments have popped up out of nowhere.
… when you were a kid, you went to either rec, ivy league, or country roads
… in middle school, you hung out at the mall or yorktown.
… you have to validate yourself when you say that you’re from manalapan
… you cant wait to get the fuck out of here.

My Blog

NEW BLOG! like, omg.

so. im sitting at work, bored. and i figured id give a rundown of the whole lot of shit that doin right now.my house went on the market today.me, my mom, my brother, and my boyfriend are moving to lon...
Posted by Chelsea Leigh has left for Neptune. on Mon, 26 Feb 2007 07:44:00 PST

over the hills and far away.

are things good or are things badi couldnt tell youall i know is i wake up aloneshiveringin the state of new jerseyand thats going to stop.phoenix 2oo7.excited as hell. im going over the hills and far...
Posted by Chelsea Leigh has left for Neptune. on Thu, 28 Sep 2006 05:34:00 PST

lalala

relations, while stoned, are both a wonderful, and frustrating thing. but making out on a couch for about an hour and a half? besttimeever.
Posted by Chelsea Leigh has left for Neptune. on Thu, 14 Sep 2006 11:00:00 PST

update!

so my python kaa is shedding, he looks like a wrinkly old man. hes too cute.the reason why im up at six in the fucking morning is because i need to drive my brother to the bus stop. this is because i ...
Posted by Chelsea Leigh has left for Neptune. on Wed, 05 Apr 2006 03:24:00 PST

holy shit, another blog.

so last night i rearranged my room, and i really like it, im so cool.i love late night talks with my lovely lady friend amy, because it makes me realize things.like the fact that i am a very strong, i...
Posted by Chelsea Leigh has left for Neptune. on Thu, 30 Mar 2006 09:10:00 PST

fool in the rain

is such an awesome fucking song.today, im gonna find 20 bucks worth of change, cash it in, and smoke pot will chillin out and listening to my happy its really nice out so lets get stoned mix.
Posted by Chelsea Leigh has left for Neptune. on Wed, 29 Mar 2006 08:27:00 PST

the one and only lonely chelsea leigh

i think too much. i need to stop thinking.i need to teach myself to let things go where theyre gonna go, and not to dwell on it. i live my life by the seam of my pants, now my emotions need to be able...
Posted by Chelsea Leigh has left for Neptune. on Sun, 12 Mar 2006 10:36:00 PST

why retail would be great if no one shopped at bobs

if you do any of the following, tough shit, because i hate you. 1. get off your fucking phones when your trying to buy something. its rude, so im going to be rude back and pretend that your not on ...
Posted by Chelsea Leigh has left for Neptune. on Thu, 02 Feb 2006 10:37:00 PST

id rather hurt someone than hurt myself.

ok so i had wicked crazy out of body experiance dreams last night. i think my mind is trying to tell me that its going on vacation, and i that i dont need to think anymore. and i feel great. i also...
Posted by Chelsea Leigh has left for Neptune. on Tue, 31 Jan 2006 12:50:00 PST

hand me a needle, im done.

so i have this crazy fucking pain in my chest that i can only describe as angry, self loathing, or that crazy ability i have to fuck up everything good in my life. i think i should just become a he...
Posted by Chelsea Leigh has left for Neptune. on Sun, 22 Jan 2006 07:57:00 PST