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Ande is bout it bout it

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Get this widget! Masthead Banner Made with MyBannerMaker.com! Click here to make your own!drug free, honest, open-minded jersey boy........
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Get your own countUP at BlingyBlob.comGREATEST MOMENT OF 2006!!!I scored a 93% on the "how fucking JERSEY are you?" Quizie! What about you?
You Know You're From New Jersey When...
You've been seriously injured at Action Park.You know that the only people who call it "Joisey" are from New York (usually The Bronx) or Texas.You don't think of citrus when people mention "The Oranges."You know that it's called "Great Adventure," not "Six Flags."You've ordered a hard roll with butter for breakfast.You've known the way to Seaside Heights since you were seven.You've eaten at a diner, when you were stoned or drunk, at 3 am.Whenever you park, there's a Camaro within three spots of you.You remember that the "Two Guys" were from Harrison.You know that the state isn't one big oil refinery.At least three people in your family still love Bruce Springsteen, and you know what town Jon Bon Jovi is from.You know what a "jug handle" is.You know that a WaWa is a convenience store.You know that the state isn't all farmland.You know that there are no "beaches" in new Jersey - there's "The Shore," and you know that the road to the shore is "The Parkway" not "The Garden State Highway."You know that "Piney" isn't referring to a tree.Even your school cafeteria made good Italian subs, and, you call it a "sub" not a "submarine sandwich" or worse yet, a "hoagy" or a "hero."You remember the song from the Palisades Park commercials.You know how to properly negotiate a Circle.You knew that the last question had to do with driving.You know that "Acme" is an actual store, not just a Warner Bros creation.You know that this is the only "New..." state that doesn't require "New" to identify it (like, try ...Mexico, ...York, ...Hampshire (doesn't work, does it?).You know how to translate this conversation: "Jeet yet?" "No, Jew?"You only go to New York City for day trips, and you only call it "The City."You know that a "White Castle" is the name of BOTH a fast food chain AND a fast food sandwich.You consider a corned beef sandwich with lettuce and mayo a sacrilege.In the 80's you wore your hair REALLY high.You don't think "What exit" (do you live near?) is very funny.You know that the real first "strip shopping center" in the country is Route 22.You know that no respectable New Jerseyan goes to Princeton - that's for out-of-staters.The Jets-Giants game has started fights at your school or local bar.You live within 20 minutes of at least three different malls.You can see the Manhattan skyline from some part of your town.You've gotten on the wrong highway trying to get out of Willowbrook Mall.You've eaten a Boardwalk cheesesteak with vinegar fries.You have a favorite Atlantic City casino.You live within 20 minutes of at least three different malls.You refer to all highways and interstates by their numbers.Every year you have at least one kid in your class named Tony.You know the location of every clip shown in the Sopranos opening credits.You know that people from North Jersey go to Seaside Heights, and people from Central Jersey go to Belmar and people from South Jersey go to Wildwood.You weren't raised in New Jersey -- you were raised in either North Jersey, Central Jersey or South Jersey.You don't consider Newark or Camden to actually be part of the state.You remember the stores Korvette's, Two Guys, Rickel's, Channel, Bamberger's and Orbach's.You also remember Palisades Amusement Park.You start planning for Memorial Day weekend in February.You've never pumped your own gas.You actually get these jokes and pass them on to other friends from New Jersey.
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music, shows, guitar
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Your Slanguage Profile


Prison Slang: 50%
New England Slang: 25%
Victorian Slang: 25%
Aussie Slang: 0%
British Slang: 0%
Canadian Slang: 0%
Southern Slang: 0% What Slanguage Do You Speak?
Your Political Profile:
Overall: 50% Conservative, 50% Liberal
Social Issues: 100% Conservative, 0% Liberal
Personal Responsibility: 50% Conservative, 50% Liberal
Fiscal Issues: 25% Conservative, 75% Liberal
Ethics: 25% Conservative, 75% Liberal
Defense and Crime: 50% Conservative, 50% Liberal How Liberal Or Conservative Are You?

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Joey

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QUEERIUM!

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Coolest sXe chick ever

mom died...

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Mouth Of Wilson

Greatest Health Discovery EVER!

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STANLEY!!!!!!!

Fuckin Hippie

The greatest person to ever live...ME!

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Music:

me and freddy fuckin madball!!!i listen to everything for the most part..Mouth Of Wilson, pantera, madball, nj bloodline, the chariot, through the eyes of the dead, district 9, nora, h2o, strife, hatebreed, bleeding through, candiria, lamb of god, messhuga, biohazard, avenged sevenfold, boys night out, taking back sunday, thursday, early november, sublime, my chemical romance, anti-flag, no hollywood ending, funeral for a friend, midtown, poison the well, fall out boy, gina young, shiragrl, tori amos, catch 22, atreyu, SGR, e.town.concrete, nag hamadi, coheed and cambria, SELENA and RENT!!!

Movies:

Anchorman, 40 yr old virgin, ReNT, SELENA!!! reqiuem for a dream, farenheit 911, fight club, clerks, dogma, garden state, love actually, slc punk, jersey girl, basketball diaries, true romance, kill bills My life is rated NC-17!

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Television:

yes network, law and order, anything on court tv or comedy central

Heroes:

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My Blog

SUPPORT PNC’s DECISION

REALIZE THAT IT WASNT OZZFESTS FANS FAULTS, IT'S JUST THE GENERAL NATURE OF FUCKIN IDIOTS NO MATTER WHAT KINDA SHOW IT IS. IF PEOPLE WANT TO GET DRUNK AND ACT LIKE FUCKIN MORONS, LET THEM PAY $7.50 A ...
Posted by Ande is bout it bout it on Sat, 18 Aug 2007 08:06:00 PST

crazzzyyyyy night

(DISCLAIMER: EXTREMELY LIBERAL ANIMAL CRUELTY PETA FUCKS DO NOT READ)so i walked out of the bathroom like 50 mins ago and all of a sudden a bat came swooping towards me. A MOTHER FUCKING BAT WAS IN MY...
Posted by Ande is bout it bout it on Mon, 30 Jul 2007 08:57:00 PST

apparently im a selfish asshole...

im sorry if i give all my fuckin love i have on some days and on other days i need to save some for myself. im sorry if i dont let every single person into my life. im sorry that i actually have ...
Posted by Ande is bout it bout it on Tue, 20 Mar 2007 11:38:00 PST

i dont even know anymore

i dont even know what to fuckin say.i dont even know how the fuck i should be feeling.it's so hard to act like i'm numb to this kinda shit.yet, i cant even shed a tear.maybe i am numb.maybe i'm just c...
Posted by Ande is bout it bout it on Sun, 10 Dec 2006 02:08:00 PST

97 Reasons To Drink Limu Everyday

Treasured by the Tongans of the South Pacific for over 3,000 years, Limu has developed a reputation for promoting good health and fighting disease. Scientists have discovred Limu's amazing benefits ca...
Posted by Ande is bout it bout it on Sat, 16 Sep 2006 03:38:00 PST

justice is (somewhat) served

Sex-case priest gets probation 5 years in plea deal; victim was 9 Posted by the Asbury Park Press on 04/29/06BY BOB JORDANFREEHOLD BUREAU FREEHOLD A Roman Catholic priest accused of molesting a 9-y...
Posted by Ande is bout it bout it on Sat, 29 Apr 2006 10:32:00 PST

and another...

i just came home from yet another funeral. at a time in my life when everything should be going "perfect" the opposite is happening. i'm coming up on my 2 years(in 11 days) and it seems that things ar...
Posted by Ande is bout it bout it on Sat, 15 Apr 2006 03:22:00 PST

death

i just found out that yet another friend of mine died...they found her dead of a fuckin overdose in her room last night. i dont even know how i should feel....i feel like i should be used to it b...
Posted by Ande is bout it bout it on Tue, 24 Jan 2006 07:43:00 PST

KMN

kill me now. i cant stand people.  
Posted by Ande is bout it bout it on Wed, 14 Dec 2005 09:33:00 PST

newman

"it's kinda fucked up when we're born just to die, live a life of poverty underneath dark skies, sometimes i wonder does god hear me, is he there? does he know that life sucks and if so, does he care?...
Posted by Ande is bout it bout it on Wed, 30 Nov 2005 03:43:00 PST