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Stu

barbiekillerx

About Me

i wanted to watch you fall just so i could lift you up... Read my VisualDNA ™ Get your own VisualDNA™

My Interests

i'm more than a tad partial to... soco, marlboro lights, itfc, 22 black, international hi-fi (rip), brilliant covers of dubious songs, the close proximity of glassjaw and goldfrapp in my cd collection, crispy chilli beef, reliving the glory of essex in the 80s, the art of using 10 words when one will do, brackets (apparently), dime bars, trying to figure out my ipod's twisted sense of humour, the prospect of standing in the dry cleaners explaining how i got whipped cream on a vintage football shirt, my long lost hippy bed, babycino, orlando, wii baseball, somerset house, goose fat potatoes, sprinkles. but above all my lovely girlfriend.

I'd like to meet:

mark halsey... in a dark alley... so he can discover the true meaning of a dangerous challenge.

Music:


Movies:



Television:

family guy, spooks, dharma and greg, the simpsons, ncis, qi, csi, never mind the buzzcocks, coupling, south park, studio 60, green wing, mock the week. probably a bunch of other stuff too but if it didn't spring to mind then i guess it doesn't qualify.

Books:



Heroes:

amanda palmer, scott weiland, bill hicks, tanya donelly, stephen fry, gus hansen, arnold muhren, dog chapman, sutcliffe bear.

My Blog

shrinkwrapped... headaches and daytime tv

i have a steaming headache. i've had it for about 11 hours and it's almost literally doing my head in. do i deserve your sympathy? maybe, but not because i'm unwell. people get ill all the time and i ...
Posted by Stu on Wed, 30 May 2007 09:50:00 PST

bookfile trauma - the last great hope for music and stuff

for those of you who have yet to discover bookfile trauma, don't panic... it only exists in two warped minds. but those minds had the misfortune to meet one day in a badly painted room and the future ...
Posted by Stu on Tue, 10 Apr 2007 02:47:00 PST

gepetto and the futility of blogs

should this be anything other than a badly punctuated stream of consciousness that means little to anyone and invites fatuous comments from passers-by? or have i completely misunderstood the concept.i...
Posted by Stu on Tue, 27 Feb 2007 10:44:00 PST

when words invert the world

those darkest nights in my disfigured townhome to bleakest memoriesi lived underground in damp-walled cavernsnursing anaesthesia in plastic phialsand cursed the world outsidefor daring to hope in the...
Posted by Stu on Mon, 26 Feb 2007 02:13:00 PST

samaritans hold music

this was a perfectly rational thought... 10 songs the samaritans shouldn't use as hold music:hangin' on the telephone  blondiejump  van halensuicide is painless  manic street preachersif you don't ...
Posted by Stu on Wed, 10 Jan 2007 10:35:00 PST

rising

captured an incomprehensible momentwrapped it up and took it homenever dared to nourish itcherish itembrace ityet fear cannot conquer allit will die tryingthrough everythingone unrealised dreami want...
Posted by Stu on Sat, 06 Jan 2007 04:38:00 PST

the great bible code swindle

ever wondered whether the bible really has predicted some of history's most dramatic events? then frankly you're a moron, but even morons deserve an occasional helping hand... so if you want conc...
Posted by Stu on Sat, 30 Dec 2006 09:06:00 PST

fragments

the scratches across my backare scars on my mindof youand meand neverforeveryou're my needleso thinbut so beautifulmy edenstripped bare...
Posted by Stu on Tue, 12 Dec 2006 08:31:00 PST

climbing

singing in metaphorscrashing through open doorstaste of your skin though you're miles awayriddled with private doubtfrightened to work you outdepth of your smile says you wanted to staybrighter thoug...
Posted by Stu on Tue, 12 Dec 2006 08:23:00 PST

canedal

just another emotional morningthrowing fake smiles to cover the paincrying torrents inside of this bodyanother step further from sanefound canedal, the truth with no malicewriting misspelt yet meanin...
Posted by Stu on Tue, 12 Dec 2006 08:18:00 PST