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Doris

My tent is lonely and my wellies are bored

About Me

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HotFreeLayoutsFacts: · I LOVE TO BELLY LAUGH!!! · I’d like to think of myself as a free spirit. Someone once described me as bohemian, which made me very happy, but i dont think i am really. I can only aspire... and maybe one day i will find myself there :) · I always look like shite on a Sunday. Worzel gummage is my aesthetic idol! ;) · I like campervans, original mini’s and beetles and all things of the vehicular retro kind. One day I will go road tripping all over the world!! When I’ve finished my degree · I tend to boogie and wiggle my way everywhere around the house, cleaning my teeth, making breakfast, where ever… its fun! :) · I LOVE festivals · I snore – LIKE A MAN!!! And… I dribble too · There are a number of words that make me cringe and I cannot bring myself to say (you will usually find them on my comments somewhere as people like to taunt me with them!) Especially the M.L phrase. Bleurgh! Why would you say that?! There’s nothing wrong with “shag”… is there?? :) · I don’t often know what’s going on in the world – I’m not deliberately ignorant, but i do believe ignorance is bliss. Hence my lovely Doris bubble · I have a bad habit of trying to find a meaning or a reason behind everything. It is slowly driving me insane · IM ANAL ABOUT RUGS!!! · I am addicted to potatoes · I hate fish and seafood – bleurgh! · I have a strange fear of a lot of restaurants and I cant walk in first to a pub I don’t know · I do NOT appreciate the C word!!! · I have wonky teeth which i used to hate, but now i like coz they dont look like every one elses! And ditto for the chubby hamster cheeks too · I like all things rainbow coloured and stripey :) · I am very disappointed if people aren’t honest with me :( · I do not want to grow old, or have my children grow old in this country. I dont where i DO want to be exactly, but i know that i DONT want to be here!! I just haven't found my country yet. · I AMMMM DORISSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!! :) Nanoo Nanoo

My Interests

Music (see below), gigs - mainly to jump around, get hot and messy and... (maybe launch the odd drink at somebody - in the most ladylike of manners though, obviously!) ;P , festivals (glastonbury!!), any BOHEMIAN WAYS, swampy men preferably with FACIAL HAIR and FLIP FLOPS (oooo i LOVE men in flip flops!), CAMPERVANS (!!!!) and anything else remotely retro... oh yeah, and er.... growing plants... Oh dear, was doing quite well until that. I also want to be able to hoola hoop as well as the Glastonbury girls, and ive recently started Kick Boxing and Tai-bo (edit: i gave up after getting flattened by a fat girl sitting on my back)

I'd like to meet:

I make myself laugh and thats enough for me. But Quincy is my role model so it would be cool to meet him (if he wasnt fictional obviously)!!!! :)Look see, we were practically seperated at birth!! (Except i look cross-eyed and geeky and he just looks cool!) Ha ha :)And James Nesbitt is just... hilarious. The way to win a womans heart? Serenade her naked in broad daylight with a rose between yer bum cheeks! :)

Music:

Im not gonna list everything as i have far too many cringe worthy albums! But heres a few (and yes they are in (Doris!) alphabetical order - its the geeky Virgo in me!) ;) Alanis Morissette, Alicia Keys, Angie Stone, Arctic Monkeys, Basement Jaxx, Beck, Bjork, BLOC PARTY, Blur, CHEMICAL BROTHERS, COLDPLAY, The Coral, Crowded House, Damien Rice, Dandy Warhols, Daft Punk, David Gray, Dirty Pretty Things, Dodgy, DOGS, Doves, Editors, Eels, Electric 6, Elton John, Faithless, FATBOY SLIM, The Features, Feeder, Finley Quaye, Fratellis, Marvin Gaye, Gene Drayton Unit, GOMEZ, GROOVE ARMADA, HED KANDI, Jack Johnson, Jakatta, The Jam, Jamiroquai, Jose Gonzalez, Kasabian, Kid Harpoon, Kings of Leon, The Kooks, Kula Shaker, Kosheen, Libertines, MASSIVE ATTACK, Maximo Park, MICHAEL JACKSON, Glen Miller, Moby, Muse, Mylo, Nickelback, Nine Black Alps, Nirvana, Oasis, Paul Weller, Paulo Nutini, Pixies, PORTISHEAD, Prodigy, Pulp, QUEEN, Queens of the Stone Age, Raconteurs, Radiohead, Razorlight, Red Hot Chilli Peppers, Starsailor, Stereophonics, Stereo Sushi, The Strokes, THE SUBWAYS, Supergrass, TENACIOUS D, Turin Brakes, We are Scientists, White Stripes, ZERO 7, The Zutons.... and lots of funky house and OLD SCHOOL Garage (well i AM a Watford girl after all, what do you expect?!) ;)

Movies:

Any kids films, especially the Pixar ones like Nemo and Ice Age! I just love 'em! Either that or thrillers / horror / Sci-fi. And i like a good twist. What a nice combination ay! :)

Television:

Not much these days, i have my nose buried in the books most of the time (when im not on here!)But im very partial to the odd Wildlife documentary (yes im a bit of a geek - David Attenborough, however you spell it, is my IDOL!)Not much else, i prefer to Hulahoop!

Books:

Anything gory, torturous, abusive and graphic... a tad twisted maybe... ;) I like crime fiction and would like to read more about conspiracy theories.

Heroes:

None that i can think of, but i suppose i admire everyday people who stand up for what they believe in and help others - but i dont like crusaders though!.. src="http://www.webgavel.com/topleft/topleftgif.gif"

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My Blog

SUCCESS!! :)

The results are back, the moderators have done their bit and my official results from college are:     84 credits out of a possible 90!!!!!!! (93%) Wahoo!   This means I'm definite...
Posted by Doris on Tue, 10 Jul 2007 07:40:00 PST

Insomnia

Is shit. I really dont get like this very often, and im glad, coz its driving me feckin crazy! Im stressing about my last exam, im under TOO much pressure, im severely run down and my ...
Posted by Doris on Wed, 20 Jun 2007 09:12:00 PST

Aussie housewife

Sheila, the Aussie housewife, got out of the shower and slipped on the bathroom floor. Instead of falling over forwards or backwards, she did a splits and suction-cupped herself to the floor. She yel...
Posted by Doris on Sun, 20 May 2007 11:04:00 PST

Do YOU know yourself?

   This is partially for Lucy, and partially just coz I read it on a friend's site and found it quite intriguing& Can you recognise either yourself, or a friend maybe in any of the below? ...
Posted by Doris on Tue, 17 Apr 2007 12:58:00 PST

Face Ache # 2

I found out why my face was hurting  Ive got a tooth infection, which got into my system at the beginning of the week and gave me a fever. Im over the fever now but, being run down ...
Posted by Doris on Sun, 25 Mar 2007 04:13:00 PST

Face ache

So yesterday i helped Melody move up from Winchester coz she has come to live with me in my house. As is usual (and is to be expected really) in the Doris world that i live in, i suffer...
Posted by Doris on Sun, 18 Mar 2007 12:22:00 PST

My mind can be my worst enemy

This Friday (today) is that Friday of last year. The day. I woke up today and my body aches from fighting in my nightmares. Although, i dont know why i bother fighting anymore... Its in the ...
Posted by Doris on Fri, 16 Mar 2007 01:10:00 PST

Today i saved a life - AND saw an unusual tongue!

Sometimes i just dont know how i handle the excitement my life presents me with!  This morning I got up, went into the bathroom to have a shower and saw the bigget mother f'er of all bee's i...
Posted by Doris on Sun, 11 Mar 2007 05:37:00 PST

DIY Doris strikes again! Im so proud!

I know I'm photo whoring again, but because I am sad and have no life these days, check out my first attempt at wallpapering! Im so pleased with myself!   Do you think this means I'm officially ...
Posted by Doris on Mon, 19 Feb 2007 01:44:00 PST

I LOVE MY POSTMAN!!!!!!!

Coz he just brought me this!!   Im so happy, as it was my no 1 choice!! I just have to get the WHOLE 60 credits now!!! Whoah! Right, head down. Tara ...
Posted by Doris on Fri, 09 Feb 2007 01:55:00 PST