What about me? I am Sutcliffe Bear, destroyer of all the things that pervade our culture and turn our children into vacuuous, bottle blonde, scum-sucking whores. And I'm a right good laugh too.
/fmsd
Complete mayhem and the total obliteration of the morons who have infiltrated our society and contaminated our gene pool with their gratuitous love of Burberry, gold, dropping sprogs at 14, The Da Vinci Code and The Streets.
Whoever built up my expectations of this hellhole of a planet.
Anything that offends the ears of the ignorant.
Foreign films without subtitles.
Documentaries about fat people who don't have the wit or inclination to diet because that would involve not having seven bargain buckets for breakfast.
Ones with words, not just pictures. Except The Da Vinci Code, obviously.
All your heroes are whores.