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Sutcliffe Bear

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About Me

What about me? I am Sutcliffe Bear, destroyer of all the things that pervade our culture and turn our children into vacuuous, bottle blonde, scum-sucking whores. And I'm a right good laugh too.

/fmsd

My Interests

Complete mayhem and the total obliteration of the morons who have infiltrated our society and contaminated our gene pool with their gratuitous love of Burberry, gold, dropping sprogs at 14, The Da Vinci Code and The Streets.

I'd like to meet:

Whoever built up my expectations of this hellhole of a planet.

Music:

Anything that offends the ears of the ignorant.

Movies:

Foreign films without subtitles.

Television:

Documentaries about fat people who don't have the wit or inclination to diet because that would involve not having seven bargain buckets for breakfast.

Books:

Ones with words, not just pictures. Except The Da Vinci Code, obviously.

Heroes:

All your heroes are whores.

My Blog

The Carratt Cruncher - personal ads

LARGE sweaty, socially inept male seeks petite, confident woman to make up for his shortcomings. BOX 212DO YOU like stuff? BOX 041YOU: easily pleased. Me: uneasily pleasing BOX 301JANE who rang me la...
Posted by Sutcliffe Bear on Sat, 09 Dec 2006 07:57:00 PST

The Carratt Cruncher - jobs & services

Gissa job. Call Yosser.Job wanted. No job too small.Apprentice required. No scousers, very big jobs only."How long will you torment me, and break me in pieces with words?" (Old Testament, Job Chapter ...
Posted by Sutcliffe Bear on Sat, 09 Dec 2006 07:49:00 PST

The Carratt Cruncher - small adlings

LOST  marbles. Also plot&DOG for sail. Mast sold separately. Clipperfield.FOOD auction. Reclaimed from lunatic asylum. Nuts, crackers and fruitcakes. St God's in the Clover.TYPWRITR now availabl chap...
Posted by Sutcliffe Bear on Sat, 09 Dec 2006 07:47:00 PST