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OJ Simpson

I am here for Dating and Serious Relationships

About Me

They want what they can't have!



Oprah, just please STFU already. There, someone had to say it.



Former professional football player and actor. I spend most of my time now on the golf courses of America looking for Nicole Brown's REAL murderer. I suspect it might be Tiger Woods.

My Interests

Knive sharpening, Running, Handswelling creams, killing white women. oops, forget that last one please. Exposing the lies of Corporate America, I'm looking at you General Mills!

I'd like to meet:

The MOTHERF***ER that scratched my Ferrari at Popeye's last week. I swear to god if I ever find you I will F***ING rip your head off and... oh uh, nevermind.

Music:

KC and the Sunshine Band, Earth Wind and Fire, The OJs(of course!) Public Enemy, Ice T, Ice Cube, Vanilla Ice

Movies:

Did you know that I was in Roots?!?! Look it up. Of course I also made sweet movies like Killer Force, and A Killer Affair. Who knew?

Television:

Juiced: With OJ Simpson, O.J. Fitness: Minimum Maintenance Fitness for Men, O.J. Simpson: Juice on the LooseThose are all real BTW.

Books:

Getting Away With Murder by Chris Crowe

Heroes:

www.mygraffix.com

My Blog

I finally got my internet back.

Jesus guys, I know it sure has been a long time. A lot has happened since we last got together. I don't even know where to begin. For a long time now I haven't had any internet access. It seems that t...
Posted by OJ Simpson on Tue, 26 Feb 2008 01:27:00 PST

LA judge gives O.J. funds to Goldmans

LOS ANGELES -O.J. Simpson must give any money a Florida lawyer is holding for him to the family of slaying victim Ronald Goldman to satisfy a multimillion-dollar wrongful death judgment, a judge has ...
Posted by OJ Simpson on Thu, 24 May 2007 10:43:00 PST

Just when you thought it was safe...

I'm back bitches!!!! Again. That's fuckin right. You can't keep The Juiceman down. Fuck those cracka's at the goddamn kentucky derby steakhouse. Their fuckin meat tastes like the jockey was riding it...
Posted by OJ Simpson on Thu, 10 May 2007 10:07:00 PST

Ok Ok, I did it.

Psych! I didn't do that shit. Charles Barkley did it. I'm just covering up for him. He owed too much on his pizza hut tab and needed the money. Course, I was the one that paid him. I just wanted to sa...
Posted by OJ Simpson on Thu, 22 Feb 2007 08:47:00 PST

Recent Interview with Sean Hannity

    I was recently on Sean Hannity, I have a transcript of the interview below. Thanks again Sean for a lovely time.Hannity: Juice, we go way back, and I remember back in the 70s when I...
Posted by OJ Simpson on Tue, 19 Dec 2006 03:20:00 PST

Wow, I am STUFFED!

Well well well, I have eaten waaaay too much turkey. I haven't torn up this much white meat since my college days!  I hope everyone else had as good a Thanksgiving as I did! I had Thanksgiving at...
Posted by OJ Simpson on Fri, 24 Nov 2006 10:04:00 PST

If I Did It *UPDATED

"See? It's way too tight up in here, I would chafe if I wore these for more than like 20 minutes!"Well hello again gang. It's me OJ. I know that it's been a while, but I was busy filming my new Fox Te...
Posted by OJ Simpson on Wed, 15 Nov 2006 09:35:00 PST

I've been Tagged!!!

**for those of you not familiar with the tag thang, the point is to answer the questions that the tagger answered in their own blog, then at the end, tag 5 more people to answer the same questions in...
Posted by OJ Simpson on Wed, 01 Nov 2006 11:28:00 PST

OJ's Diary 10-25-06

Dear Diary,OMG. Last night. Jesus. So I'm sure you remember me telling you about my hookup last night. Well we went out to this sports bar called "The Third Leg".  We had a great time, I met a fe...
Posted by OJ Simpson on Wed, 25 Oct 2006 10:38:00 PST

OJ's Diary 10-24-06

Dear Diary,Wow it has been a couple weeks again already! Time flies so fast when you're in love. In case you haven't heard Diary, I am back in a healthy relationship. This one is different. I met her ...
Posted by OJ Simpson on Tue, 24 Oct 2006 10:08:00 PST