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About Me


<Will you give it a listen? Go to www.myspace.com/10project to listen to "In Hollow" ft. me!
My name's Avonlea. I do what I like and you like it. I don't have a clothing line. I'm not in a band, although I do record music so click on the link or I'll poke you in the neck.... really hard. Look, I'll make it easy. Now you don't have an excuse! :P
I'm a senior. I don't have a boyfriend. I'm not shy. Let's see, did I get all of those MySpace cliches? Hmm! But enough of what I'm not! I'm a simply pleased, but mentally complex person. I get lost in thought so I space out a lot. I enjoy going to the gym and watching people sit at their machine, just thinking. I also like to go there on Saturday nights just so I can know who's NOT partying in this crazy town. Also, I feel that Baking Soda is one of the greatest advances of mankind because it can be used for cleaning, eating, bathing. I mean, can you use Windex for all of that? Tar? Nooooo. I also like to blow bubbles with my gum. I'm not tryin' to set any big-bubble records or anything... I just do it to look cool. My Mom hates the way I drive because it scares the $@%# out of her. And to the people that try to race me while driving, Look, dudes, don't even bother trying to prove yourself unless you think my car is amazing or something. Geeze. Trust me, it sounds better than it is. :P
Anyhow, I'm working on living life without disctraction and loving myself without questions. I'll see you on my way up.
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My Interests

I'd like to meet:

Britney Spears. I LOVE BRITNEY!

My Blog

To the neighbor that threw an egg on our car

a) Are you mentally challenged?b) Why didn't you boil the egg before you threw it?c) It died horribly, that much is cleard) You're psychoe) Do I know you?f) If I do know you, I don't want to know youg...
Posted by on Tue, 10 Feb 2009 16:21:00 GMT

My Coke For Your Pot

I have two 12-pack cases of Coca-Cola professionally chilled to 38 degrees F in a white Kenmore 25.1 cu. ft. side-by-side refrigerator/freezer with push button filter. Looking to trade for your pot. A...
Posted by on Mon, 23 Jun 2008 16:26:00 GMT

It gives me chills. Please watch!

I do not struggle with racism or being uncomfortable with the color of my skin;  but, like everyone, I have insecurities.  I stumbled across a video on the internet, seriously about 4 minutes ago.  Wi...
Posted by on Mon, 18 Feb 2008 21:49:00 GMT

Hello! I find you ever so attractive and intriguing!

I got this from an MSN dating site and I liked it because well, I'm guilty of having done this...  And that makes me happy and jittery inside.  It's a little something everyon...
Posted by on Tue, 26 Jun 2007 15:04:00 GMT

Show me something "real" and I'll show you its reality.

     Have you ever felt like you were zoned out of your life? A whole day, week, or month passes and you don't even remember what happened or what you did because you wer...
Posted by on Sat, 05 May 2007 00:30:00 GMT

The never-ending list of THANGS

I can't keep you people waiting forever, can I?!!?? I'll be adding to this, for sure. So just keep reading, ok? :) My name's Avonlea. You're wondering two things... so without further ado, let m...
Posted by on Thu, 18 Jan 2007 00:58:00 GMT

LOL! Ohhhhh man

A little boy goes to his father and asks "Daddy, how was I born?" The father answers: "Well son, I guess one day you will need to find out anyway! Your Mom and I first got together in a chat room on Y...
Posted by on Thu, 23 Nov 2006 20:46:00 GMT

Let's figure it out together.

   This is definitely not a subject I've ever given much thought to, seriously, until these past few days. No, I'm not planning to commit suicide or die or anything. So, it comes as a slight...
Posted by on Tue, 21 Nov 2006 20:36:00 GMT

Cucumbers, Carrots, & Life

Yup! It's that time again. Time to write, write, write my soul out for all to bear witness of and read! I am so genious in creating these that I will one day read them to my children.... can you see t...
Posted by on Sat, 14 Oct 2006 23:16:00 GMT

So, who's ready for Circle Time?

When you're emotional, it's the worst time to write. It's like making decisions when you're mad; you do things you don't mean to do. For example, have you ever listened to a sad song (and yes, for the...
Posted by on Wed, 20 Sep 2006 22:00:00 GMT