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KERN

Names is for tombstones, Baby.

About Me


Her green plastic watering can
For her fake chinese rubber plant
In fake plastic earth.
That she bought from a rubber man
In a town full of rubber plans
Just to get rid of itself.
It wears her out, it wears her out
It wears her out, it wears her out.
She lives with a broken man
A cracked polystyrene man
Who just crumbles and burns.
He used to do surgery
For girls in the eighties
But gravity always wins.
It wears him out, it wears him out
It wears him out, it wears him out.
She looks like the real thing
She tastes like the real thing
My fake plastic love.
But I cant help the feeling
I could blow through the ceiling
If I just turn and run
It wears me out, it wears me out
It wears me out, it wears me out.
If I could be who you wanted
If I could be who you wanted
All the time...
All the time...


Porntourage - Episode 2 Posted Today
Sleazy rival agent Jeff Navies tries to steal Vance from Larry, Buck makes a new friend.



"You only live twice;
Once when you are born,
And once when you look death in the face."



"When I can throw 10 million dollars on the bed and toss my favorite cookie into it... you know, that's what it's all about"
-John Philip Law

Which Trainspotting Character Are You?
And now for my horrible death prediction...
You will drink too much gin. Not the worst way to
die, but you won't remember too much of your
life. Hey, at least you made some people laugh!
What horrible Edward Gorey Death will you die?
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Hmmm, I didn't think I was that much of a lush... Oh well, if Edward Gorey says so, it must be true. Eh, what can you do? Party on...


My Interests

nothing, everything, etc.

I'd like to meet:

Just be fucking cool, that's all. If you want to party, hit me up. If you want to chill, hit me up...

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Music:

ANYTHING but new country

Movies:

Keeps changing all the time, should I just list what's on my dvd shelf? Dude, that's a lot of movies...

Television:

Umm, I thought I paid for cable... but... well... uhhh... the white noise looks cool...

Books:

i burned the fucking library down

Heroes:

This guy:

My Blog

amazing

Just got off the phone with quite possibly the most amazing girl I've ever had the pleasure of knowing. I hadn't talked with her in so long I was beginning to wonder if I'd ever hear from her again (w...
Posted by KERN on Sat, 08 Oct 2005 01:21:00 PST

This shit just makes me mad...

http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20051003/ap_en_mo/film_unhealthy_ hollywood Unhealthy??? Seriously, this conservative bullshit is getting out of control. What ever happened to personal responsibility? Wh...
Posted by KERN on Mon, 03 Oct 2005 03:55:00 PST

Fake celebrities

I think it's hilarious that there are people on myspace who are impersonating famous people... and that they all have more virtual friends than I do.
Posted by KERN on Wed, 14 Sep 2005 01:32:00 PST

broken

Fix me. Fix you. Broken in different ways. Isolated by choice, Isolated by circumstance. Tragic. "I grow old, I grow old I shall wear the bottoms of my trousers rolled" Stepping back t...
Posted by KERN on Sun, 21 Aug 2005 11:43:00 PST