THE MOUSTACHE - ProfilesArchive

About Me

My Interests

None.

I'd like to meet:

Foxxy Love. Jesus. Tracy Lords...... from her early work.

Music:

Stravinsky.

Movies:

Only the classics please: Kurisawa, Kubrick, National Treasure and ORGAZMO.

Television:

is a little box that tells me what to think.

Books:

Catcher in the Rye - Salinger Catcher in the Rye - Salinger Catcher in the Rye - Salinger Catcher in the Rye - Salinger Catcher in the Rye - Salinger Catcher in the Rye - Salinger Catcher in the Rye - Salinger Catcher in the Rye - Salinger Catcher in the Rye - Salinger Catcher in the Rye - Salinger Catcher in the Rye - Salinger Catcher in the Rye - Salinger

Heroes:

Captain Hero, Captain Girl, Ron Jeremy, John Holmes.

My Blog

WHY?WHY?WHY?

Am i currently surrounded by douche bags?
Posted by THE MOUSTACHE on Tue, 12 Dec 2006 03:00:00 PST

Too funny:

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=schvoogie+buz zer
Posted by THE MOUSTACHE on Wed, 29 Nov 2006 02:00:00 PST

manners

1) Why is it important for old drunks to tell you that they love you then want a hug?2) What is the proper farting etiquette?Should you fart under the covers or should you pull the covers back, let ri...
Posted by THE MOUSTACHE on Wed, 29 Nov 2006 10:25:00 PST

Viagra Ads

Now does anyone actually enjoy watching commercials featuring fat chicks singing about their fat husbands having hard-ons all night???? Oh and watch the background to see how many sexual referenc...
Posted by THE MOUSTACHE on Fri, 20 Oct 2006 02:46:00 PST

milestone

hit number 666 happened sometime today.
Posted by THE MOUSTACHE on Thu, 19 Oct 2006 05:33:00 PST

HAHA! Broken parts!

Somedays: The Hurrier I go The behinder I get. ...
Posted by THE MOUSTACHE on Tue, 17 Oct 2006 04:15:00 PST

ME

I'm so cool...... People write songs about me.
Posted by THE MOUSTACHE on Mon, 02 Oct 2006 08:10:00 PST

Lesson for you chicks.

I went shopping for shoes today. Done in Under 10 minutes. 3 pairs of shoes. 85 bucks. Deal with it.
Posted by THE MOUSTACHE on Mon, 25 Sep 2006 03:13:00 PST

just because

http://www.albinoblacksheep.com/flash/llama.php
Posted by THE MOUSTACHE on Thu, 14 Sep 2006 08:27:00 PST