Phil Ken Sebben™

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I am the president and founder of the law firm Sebben,Sebben. I'm a former Laff-a-Lympic athlete, who took the Silver for Judo in 1962. Sebben,Sebben was Cofounded with my twin brother Bill when we were 26. Back when Birdman was a superhero, I was Harvey's boss. My code name was, "Falcon Seven," sounds like my real name, "Phil Ken Sebben." I am recognizable by my sexy blonde hair, devilishy good looking eyepatch and my Italian dark suits. I am extremely rich, so much so that I can actually fill a room with money and swim around in it naked. HAHA, Dangly Parts. I also have a habit of laughing randomly whenever I say a double entendre or a non sequitur. I grew a mustache to cover up a scar caused by an accident involving a binder clip. I also have a habit of firing my employees on a whim. Your fired!