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About Me

i like kitties, if they didnt die, i'd have a million of em. i read comic books, alot of them, if you think thats childish, eat a dick. i have way too many tattoos and will get more, just need to find someone to do them, any suggestions?

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I am Master Shake from Aqua Teen Hunger Force!!
Which Aqua Teen Hunger Force character are you??

DOUCHE CREW! ever growing...... madonna (mother teresa of doucheness), gweneth paltrow ( whiney douche), leah whatever (disposable much music douche), sharon stone (thinks shes good douche), oprah (just a douche..douche), anna nichole smith (who waits over a month to bury there dead son douche)....

My Interests

i dont give a fuck what your interests are, or if you care about mine

I'd like to meet:

alan moore, steve harris, alex ross, nicky wire, frank frazetta, clint eastwood, bernie wrightson, charlton heston, but i'd call him chuck

Music:

manics, misfits, face to face, teenage fan club, stereophonics, iron maiden, pogues, buddy holly, s.o.d. oasis, accused etc etc

Movies:

i dont give a fuck what movies you like, or if you like the ones i do

Television:

the office, harvey birdman, brak, aqua teen hunger force, sons of butcher, a.f.h.v. drawn together, colbert report, daily show, trailer park boys, buffy, pretty much anything on t.l.c. or discovery channel. I HATE REALITY T.V. AND YOU ARE A TIT IF YOU WATCH ANY!

Books:

anything berni wrightson, alex ross, wallace wood, frank frazetta, al williamson, neal adams, pretty much any e.c. artist, eric powell, micheal gilbert, dave stevens, dave sim, basil gogo's, l.b. cole, brian bolland and bruce timm.

Heroes:

fuck off

My Blog

i like your mom

how can you expext the unexpected? if you expect it....its not unexpected!
Posted by Paulie on Tue, 10 Jul 2007 03:42:00 PST

i like chilli cheese fries

mortage payment number one complete! only 519 more i think. in honour of global warming day, i idled my car for 4 hours, then started up random strangers too. anything with the support of madonna shou...
Posted by Paulie on Sat, 07 Jul 2007 03:51:00 PST

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seeing your dad in a hospital bed full of tubes keeping him pretty much alive is something i dont think anyone needs to see
Posted by Paulie on Fri, 08 Jun 2007 05:04:00 PST

i like sonny, not so much cher

so tonight we went out and i got the inside of my car washed. we get the house in a little over three weeks and i dont know what clothes to wear!!!!!!!
Posted by Paulie on Sat, 02 Jun 2007 08:01:00 PST

i like ike

unless im mistaken, we might have just bought a house.........i think i should move the parents in and still live in the basement like old times sake
Posted by Paulie on Wed, 02 May 2007 05:23:00 PST

i like bran muffins

true dat
Posted by Paulie on Tue, 24 Apr 2007 04:23:00 PST

i like peanutbutter chocolate shakes from avondale

gene simmons is funny, ozzy is a douche. thats my findings from watching genes show. funny too, cause i hate kiss and hated him. i think his daughter is the poster child for jail bait.
Posted by Paulie on Mon, 02 Apr 2007 04:47:00 PST

i like to race children with no legs where the winner kicks the losers ass!

why does jack and his douche bag sister think we the people need to see their dumb ass faces on tv? cant they get real jobs? cant they die? bunch of no talent douche balls along with dear ole mom and ...
Posted by Paulie on Mon, 26 Mar 2007 01:17:00 PST

i like raincoats

while out drivin today i saw two cats bangin..at least it looked like they were bangin. she didnt seem to be enjoying it too much, after all, he was eating the back of her neck i think, kinda like dah...
Posted by Paulie on Mon, 19 Mar 2007 10:38:00 PST

i like popcorn up the bum

it was so cold out today that sharon stone won an oscar.....get it?...hell? froze over...............oh go fuck yourselves. i finally sat down and watched some arrested developement and im surprised t...
Posted by Paulie on Tue, 06 Mar 2007 07:41:00 PST