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About Me

Self proclaimed leader of the Aqua Teens. I hate dancing. That is one of my least favorite things to do. other things I hate are exercise , work, people, stupid people.

My Interests

Saving the universe, Having others do things for me, TV lots of it. Swimming in Carls Pool thinking up ways to avoid work. Material Things, Chicks,

I'd like to meet:

Rich Chicks and anyone thats NOT made out of MEAT .
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Music:

It has to be metal and it has to trash!

Movies:

Dracula, Porn,

Television:

Adult Swim, Porn, anything on TV

Books:

What are those?

Heroes:

Me Me And Umm Me I..I am Forever

My Blog

My teeth

I got rid of my teeth at a young age because..... I'm straight. Teeth are for gay people. That's why fairies come and get them.
Posted by Master Shake on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST