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Mr. Blonde

If I don't die or worse, I'm gonna need a nap.

About Me

I'm a man, but I trust like a boy. I don't want to sell anything, buy anything, or process anything as a career. I don't want to sell anything bought or processed, or buy anything sold or processed, or process anything sold, bought, or processed, or repair anything sold, bought, or processed. You know, as a career, I don't want to do that.Me? I'm a fool spent from defiance, yeah you got me, but I didn't give up on you. I'm an addict for dramatics, I confuse the two for love. I've got a jet black heart, it's all fucked up and it's falling apart. I don't ask for much; truth be told, I'd settle for a life less frightening. Early to finish, I was late to start, I might be an adult, but I'm a minor at heart. I ain't Jamaican, but I ain't no freak. How do I manage to stay so polite? Anger management technique developed out of spite; I'd rather kill you with kindness, than kill you in a fight.

My Interests

riding my moto, CROSSFIT.COM, MMA, playing poker, playing doctor, chasing people, karaoke, history, comedy, test-driving cars that i don't want to buy, netflix, soulseek, and some parts of other people's lives.

Music:

sonic death monkey, rufus wainright, the descendents, face to face, the smiths, tenacious d, public enemy, operation ivy, bjork, the pixies, helmet, third eye blind, john vanderslice, chevelle, alien ant farm, mxpx, thursday, sublime, finch, flaming lips, elliot smith, N.E.R.D., bjork, NKOTB, koop, led zeppelin, the postal service, sage francis, built to spill, onesidezero, zero7, atmosphere, the sea and , jeff buckley, damien rice, small brown bike, black flag, the appleseed cast, death cab for cutie, joe tex, journey, toto, BTO, NHOI, modest mouse, mighty mouse, eek a mouse, badly drawn boy, oasis, nada surf, grandaddy,voodoo glow skulls, erlend oye, the von bondies, the streets, grayarea, just jack, phoenix, frank black and the catholics, the killers, dj sasha, your mom, motorcycle, the scissor sisters, kanye west, royksopp, ludacris, avoid one thing, UNKLE, pepper, grand national, doves, lemon jelly, M83, ulrich schnauss, LCD soundsystem, nouvelle vague, zoot woman, pete bjorn & jon, why?, hot chip, the boy least likely to, the avett brothers, sonic youth, 13+God, regina spektor, devotchka, stone roses, etc., and all of the artists that are myspace friends of mine

Movies:

heat, old school, carlito's way, weird science, pulp fiction, true romance, reservoir dogs, gangs of new york, breakin' 2: electric boogaloo, slackers, state of grace, malibu's most wanted, team america: world police, rounders, 25th hour, anchorman, the 40 year old virgin, a christmas story, rear window, dot the I, tae guk gi, top gun, wedding crashers, crash, the godfather trilogy, the smashing machine, family plot, vertigo, criminal, talladega nights, the devil wears prada, etc.

Television:

CONAN O'BRIEN, crankyankers, the shield, ufc, pride fc, illegal cable, the o'reilly factor, trigger happy tv, tough crowd, dinner for five, chapelle's show, the wire, sopranos, sex and the city (R.I.P.), keen eddie, inside the actor's studio, dennis miller, entourage, rescue me, significant others, city confidential, deadwood, tilt, the ultimate fighter, NIP/TUCK, over there, starved, it's always sunny in philadelphia, weeds, family guy, american dad, rome, house, curb your enthusiasm, law & order, the office, heroes, brotherhood, 24, sleeper cell, the unit, footballer's wives, the tudors,

Books:

http://loungeact333.diaryland.com/index.html (not my website, although it is a rather wonderful read), black coffee blues, now watch him die, age of propaganda, forbidden knowledge, bad acts and guilty minds, no cure for cancer, against all enemies, the bible.

Heroes:

C.V. Wedgwood:"History is lived forward but is written in retrospect. We know the end before we consider the beginning, and we can never wholly recapture what it was to know the beginning only."

My Blog

Fountains of Youths

Plumbing blunder leaves Hiroshima U. students drinking toilet water since 1993 HIGASHIHIROSHIMA, Hiroshima -- A plumbing blunder at Hiroshima University's Higashi-Hiroshima Campus resulted in water fo...
Posted by Mr. Blonde on Mon, 03 Sep 2007 02:51:00 PST

If you thought your day was crappy...

Train cancelled after conductor succumbs to diarrheaOSAKA -- About 300 passengers were forced to leave a train at JR Tsukaguchi Station in Amagasaki after the conductor suffered a violent bout of diar...
Posted by Mr. Blonde on Mon, 03 Sep 2007 02:46:00 PST

How to stop being a whiny loser

If you weren't given the gift you can't get the gift so the best you can do  if your goal is important  is work as hard as you possibly can, pay attention every hour of every day and then maybe, may...
Posted by Mr. Blonde on Wed, 01 Aug 2007 01:43:00 PST

Flatbillers, Bros, and Franky Black Socks......braaaap!

I've got a friend named Cory. He's rides moto, drives a big truck and rides his 50 to his mailbox. If you're not sure what this is about, click on the banner above the family guy video, or just go to ...
Posted by Mr. Blonde on Wed, 18 Jul 2007 10:02:00 PST

The Deftones

The Deftones were amazing last night. i wish they were my boyfriend. the last time i saw them was in 1995 in seattle at the very first warped tour, which was being held in conjunction with the bumbers...
Posted by Mr. Blonde on Sat, 30 Jun 2007 07:50:00 PST

Precious quote from Age of Love

"i need a intellectual challenge."- 20 year old, age of loveto that, i say this:no honey, you need AN english class. apparently when to use "a" and an" is already an overwhelming intellectual challeng...
Posted by Mr. Blonde on Tue, 26 Jun 2007 01:43:00 PST

Conversation, overheard

Guy 1: ....that only works on retards and infants.Guy 2: No, it works on people, too.
Posted by Mr. Blonde on Sun, 13 May 2007 09:09:00 PST

Sunday Night Blockbuster

i just returned from blockbuster. it was like the sunday night lonely hearts club. me and about eleven other single dudes milling around, perusing the endless aisles of art burned to disc. a fight al...
Posted by Mr. Blonde on Mon, 26 Mar 2007 11:10:00 PST

yeah, i know another lyric quoting blog...so what

Is it still me that makes you sweat?Am I who you think about in bed?When the lights are dim and your hands are shaking as you're sliding off your dress?Then think of what you didAnd how I hope to God ...
Posted by Mr. Blonde on Tue, 20 Mar 2007 01:46:00 PST

Here in your arms by Hellogoodbye

I like where we are,When we drive, in your carI like where we are.... HereCause our lips, can touchAnd our cheeks, can brushOur lips can touch hereWell, you are the one, the one that lies close to meW...
Posted by Mr. Blonde on Mon, 19 Mar 2007 05:23:00 PST